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Sylvie Lynn (FF14 spoilers)

@sylvie-lynn.bsky.social
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🔞Politics, internet drama, trans rights, opossums, ff14, lewd shit, 28 (she/her) ♋️ 💊06/02/2019

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House House @househouse.com · 16h
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
“Yesterday I got this email that was like, ‘Congratulations on your big day! We want to celebrate YOU!’ but when I told the guy at the register who I was, he didn’t even smile.“ — Ryan Hunter, local man
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Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not...
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Sylvie Lynn (FF14 spoilers) @sylvie-lynn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally jailbroke my kindle and now I can just drag and drop epubs right to it. Shocking! Why would anybody want that? Just being able to easily read my ebooks doesnt make sense
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izzy @isobel.top · 04/07/2023
vibrator with materia slots
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golbez sweatrag @arcaydes-velask.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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DoctorDoomtrain64 @doctordoomtrain64.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't fall for the bait, the headline is disgustingly misleading. It was just a single dipshit developer using GenAI to search something and then glazing it in the article. There's no GenAI whatsoever in the actual game
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MightyBobTheMighty 5h
My current group was all male the first time we played. Now it's 50-50. There have been no changes in the roster.
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feef✨MCM London B-18 @feefal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
would you?🍎🐛
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Sylvie Lynn (FF14 spoilers) @sylvie-lynn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The ace combat games gotta be a psyop or something. I understand cis straight men being into it, but I have met trans puppy girls who are obsessed with it and I just cant see it. How do you play those games and not think about irl? We spend trillions on these weapons to kill foreign people.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
“His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate.” — Agatha Fuller, local grandma
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Grandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With Homosexual
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was ...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brian with the text:
"Sorry I can't hang I have to sit in the house and FEEL WEIRD"
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Sylvie Lynn (FF14 spoilers) @sylvie-lynn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I finished all my dawntrail combat relic weapons! What a chill grind. Im gunna get started on my shadowbringers ones now
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 07/10/2026
You ever hear them. Their noise
Shoebill drawing. There's an AK47 nozzle firing from inside its beak
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dandelion | #SailingWithStans @asphyxeno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mr. Valdés-Hevia won't understand this but this is the same image
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buck @BuckOnTwidder
another perfect day for stimulants and 11 hours of screentime
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
Wiped a pull in kefka tonight because I thought I heard a cat choking. What I actually heard:
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Waltz @admiralwaltz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
does this to your Miqo and/or Hroth
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Stelle (not the space train one) @stellezen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Hmm yes today I will prog a high-end raid in FFXIV" The party finder descriptions:
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🎠 @mmhberry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one day wol's gonna wake up from an echo vision tied to a chair somewhere i'm surprised that no one has taken advantage of wol blacking out from the echo yet
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Pokémon Fangame News @pokefangamenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Emerald Rotate is out NOW! ↩️ Vanilla Pokémon Emerald but rotated 90º to the right. ⏬️ Check it out ⏬️ www.hackdex.app/hack/emerald...
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
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Sylvie Lynn (FF14 spoilers) @sylvie-lynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My first dungeon on switch 2, Im still trying to figure out my shit and I get Wesk Alber lmfao. Im sorry I was a shitty blackmage I promise Im better than that. It was the switch 2
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nanacka @yaoi.ie · 20/09/2026
i rarely translate rot-13 posts i prefer to imagine that the op is just going insane
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Raine 🌙 @hyskaris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ffxiv players: man i wanna go play xiv ffxiv players after logging in:
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🩶💜 Zenos' Tit Mole | Mimi 💜🩶 @supurreme.etheirys.social · 20/09/2026
chocobos when their lettuce timer runs out
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Ted Explodes
ALT: Ted Explodes
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's OK babe you're home now
you dont have to use your customer service
voice anvmore
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Jenn 🔞 @jenn-chan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my cu sith everytime i accidentally blow it the fuck up during crucible
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
call her charlie kirk the way her neck be makin it splatter
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my homunculus moments after being flushed from its jar of ichor:
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⚔️🫀 @flesher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Victor Quibbles @jocatffxiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is no heterosexual explanation for this rising quest I swear
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn't know this until today but Dolly Parton had a transsexual man named Jason Pirro work as her Hollywood chauffeur in the 1980s, per an interview he gave to The Sun in 1990. "Dolly has been good to me...Dolly knows all about me."
SEXY SECRETS OF DOILY PARTON'S 
UMO DRIVER-HE USED TO BE A SHE 
DOLLY PARTON is being chauffeured around 
Hollywood by a 300-lb. transsexual who 
has had an operation to change from a 
woman into a ian. The country queen 
shares 44-year-old Jason Pirro's secret" 
and has promised to help the obese, 
tuxedo-outfitted driver attain his goal 
to become a movie director. 
"Dolly has been good to me," Jason told 
STAR. "I'm not real coafortable talking 
about ayself. Dolly knows all about me 
and is a very nice lady. "Whenever Dolly 
coaes into Hollywood for a aeeting, or 
for business, or for filaing, or just 
staying here, she calls ae and I drive 
her around." 
Court papers obtained by STAR show Pirro 
legally changed his naae froa Susan Ann 
to Jason in 198B because of "sex-
reassignaent.* Jason underwent a sex-
change operation in 1982. 
Jason, who has a beard and wears his 
thinning reddish-brown hair in a 
ponytaiI, caae to Hollywood 10 years ago. 
At the time, he was taking hormone 
tablets and dressing as a «an. He got a 
job as a lino driver. 
Dolly has said that there's nothing wrong 
with transsexuals. "If I were a nan I'd 
be a drag queen," she admits. "1 enjoy 
being a trashy dresser and 1 love gaudy 
things. I love to play with hair and 
makeup." 
Jason studied theater as a coed at 
Syracuse University, but after eight 
years at college. left without 
graduating. Despite chat, Jason has a 
genius-level I.Q. of 144. 
A fasily friend says Susan was in her aid -
30's when she decided to have doctors 
transfora her into a ian. "Jason has 
tried to sake the family feel comfortable 
with the situation. Even by the time he 
started to grow facial hair and his voice 
was getting deeper, if we'd slip and call 
him Susie, he'd just hug us and say, 
'That's OK." 
"He's a loving warm, caring human being. 
He teaches transcendental meditation. He 
has never had an enemy. People just take 
a liking to him. He has that …
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
phone holder #ffxiv #ff14
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Sylvie Lynn (FF14 spoilers) @sylvie-lynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My kitty boy is the love of my life. I would die for him
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the guy from Bladerunner 2049 next to a similarly coloured Shen Yun poster
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Holy shit this thing no money
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Petra Parker's growing pains
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A Tumblr thread between two user. 

Scorpio-System says: "AAA  Video Game Publisher Voice: 'Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose." 

The post is tagged with numerous replies, including. 
"That goose keeps laying golden eggs. That's stagnation. I'm going to kill it and look for a goose that lays diamond eggs."  
"That goose normally lays golden eggs, but this time it laid a silver egg. So I'm going to kill it because even though I can still make good money with that,  It's not  as good as a golden egg."
"That golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don't care that golden eggs take time. If they're not constant, the goose is worthless to me."
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