Reposted by Switchbored505
Some of the most valuable information that exists can only be found due to someone talking about it on their blog in 2008.
Switchbored505
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I swear, one of these days I will say something.
![[Scene is a TV REMOTE CONTROL with a finger hovering above it. The voice we hear is coming from one of the APP BUTTONS which are located directly beneath the navigation play/pause etc buttons].
1
Hey Mr Finger yeah you’re gonna press me
2
I’m a button for some random thing called BoBuuTV
[closer up on the button speaking, it is for some unknown streaming platform called BoBuuTV]
3
I be hangin' with my homies: Disney, Netflix and Prime
4
When you accidentally press me and it’s…
5
...BoBuu tiiiime!
[scene now has a couple trying to watch TV but they've accidentally turned on BoBuu]
MAN:
Argh sorry
6
I’ve got the bad remake of Poltergeist,
[Show the App Library with bad horror films, including Poltergeist, 2015]
7
The ouvre of Seann William Scott
[show the films of the now-disappeared early 2000s star, Seann William Scott]
8
And a catalogue of films which looks like proper films but not.
[Show a library of lots of knock-off films, like you get on Rakuten TV or PlutoTV]
9
So I’m never pressed on purpose!
Does BoBuu look like BoBuu cares?
10
I still get more finger action than them Ceefax freaks down there.
[Show the coloured buttons at the bottom of the remote]
11
[Show the couple again, trying to watch iPlayer, the woman just returning from a wee break as the man goes to unpause their show]
Yeah BoBuu’s doin’ fine
I’m gettin’ pushed four times a day
Cos the sadist who designed us
WOMAN:
OK turn it back on
12
Put me right beneath Pause/Play.
[BoBuu app com back on the screen]
WOMAN:
Oh DAVE
MAN:
Argh sorry
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