Reposted by Seth MoyerOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332526552
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Wait til Grandpa finds out that Great Grandpa was an antifa www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...youtube.comDon't Be a SuckerYouTube video by US National Archives 010
Reposted by Seth Moyerillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/03/2025the guy from the atlantic in the group chat 214213
Reposted by Seth MoyerNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/03/2025They lost their savings investing in Trump’s meme coin, and their Medicaid benefits will be slashed in Trump’s new budget. Now they’re in a financial hole, and there’s only one person they trust to get them out: Donald Trump. 1084806695
Reposted by Seth MoyerThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage 466387659649
Reposted by Seth MoyerJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Pokemon Go sale to a Saudi Arabian company owned by govt comes with six separate corporate announcement blogs, not one of them directly addressing what happens to 100 million people's location data, AR mapping capabilities, or the AI maps they have been training: www.404media.co/saudi-arabia...404media.coSaudi Arabia Buys Pokémon Go, and Probably All of Your Location DataA company founded by the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund just bought the most popular AR video game of all time. 33808491
Reposted by Seth MoyerTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...youtube.comAlgorithms are breaking how we thinkYouTube video by Technology Connections 70680451984
Reposted by Seth Moyerillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 21/01/2025all you can do is watch in horror as this is apparently the desire of the majority 2679
Reposted by Seth MoyerSpooky Hallowe'en Name @tgnprofessor.bsky.social · 10/12/2024"The suspect is believed to have played a violent simulation of warfare, involving deliberate targeting of horses and reigious figures, with the ultimate goal of regicide." 72385348
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Journalists: It's time to stop using Xitter as a source of "man on the street" information. I know it was the coolest place to be back in 2013 and it was genuinely useful. But that time is over now and it's not coming back. 111
Reposted by Seth MoyerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.nytimes.comThe Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of BankruptcyThe satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements. 23225863715916
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Even though I'm a lurker these days, at least I'm a long-term lurker. 010
Reposted by Seth MoyerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2023i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say 603275483
Reposted by Seth MoyerKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Unless it comes from the Baja region of Mexico it’s not Baja Blast. It’s just sparkling mini golf lagoon water. 836477
Reposted by Seth MoyerAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 24/06/2023sometimes I feel like my paid mercenaries don’t really like me for me 038278
Reposted by Seth MoyerPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/06/2023To all the people who took Elon Musk seriously as a free speech hero: I’m sorry everyone is being mean and saying bad things to you. That’s not kind or fair. I know it hurts. Fortunately I can help. I have this here handful of magic beans, and for a comparatively low and reasonable price, they 20911165
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 13/06/2023Lately, I've noticed that some people have been putting water bottles in their bikes' hoagie holders. What a strange and novel use for something that's alright on the bike! 140
Reposted by Seth Moyerkilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 10/06/2023gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet that locks you inside and lights itself on fire 423867
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023Grocery run, still no luggage rack yet so I just used a backpack this time! 030
Reposted by Seth MoyerAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/05/2023“They’ll teach twitter’s collapse in business schools” Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates 17622146
Reposted by Seth MoyerVishal Gulia @vishal.bsky.social · 15/05/2023Me: "goes to bed* My nostrils: 4702
Reposted by Seth MoyerJordan Heck @jordanheck.bsky.social · 12/05/2023never forget when Luigi crossed up Vince Carter 021
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 08/05/2023This goes out to all of the bikers who are too cool for reflectors and kickstands. I will embrace my dorkiness on your behalf. 030
Reposted by Seth MoyerTom Powell @waffles.fun · 04/05/2023Day 3 of posting possum memes until someone gives me more invites 011
Reposted by Seth MoyerDaniel Litt @littmath.bsky.social · 02/05/2023in solidarity with the writer’s strike I will be procrastinating on my papers today 193
Reposted by Seth MoyerAlex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 02/05/2023A few days ago, the family home of two of the best human beings I know was broken into and ransacked in NH. The police believe it was targeted attack and a hate crime. Donations and reskeets very appreciated! #StopAAPIHate www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-wong-fa…gofundme.comHelp The Wong Family Recover From Burglary, organized by Phalgun LolurHello everyone, We (Nica, Adrian, and Phalgun) are setting up this fundrais… Phalgun Lolur needs your support for Help The Wong Family Recover From Burglary 075
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023I am happy to announce that I made a post that got six (6) likes and one (1) repost. So I'm basically an internet celebrity now. I'll never forget all of you little people who helped me along the way! 000
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 30/04/2023There was a sick rabbit in my yard today so I had to take it to a local wildlife rehabilitation place. My wife and I refer to all of the rabbits that live in the yard as our "employees" so long story short I am a health insurance provider now 110
Reposted by Seth MoyerThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2023“Please, for the love of all that is holy, consider me clever and interesting.” - Elon Musktheonion.comPlease Like MeIt can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in areas from transportation, to communication, to becoming a multi-planetary species. The kinds of projects I’m involved in… 1331370
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023The vibes seem slightly off today so here's a photo I took of a bee using my vintage 55mm f/1.2 Canon lens. 010
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023I have finally made my first purchase of a brand new vehicle. 031
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023LaGuardia should hire me because this picture from a few weeks ago actually makes their airport look nice. 100
Reposted by Seth MoyerDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 26/04/2023Hyperfocus is the ADHD opposite of distractibility, often masquerading as ”productivity.” Poor attention regulation can go both ways, y’all. 78412
Reposted by Seth MoyerNina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 28/04/2023We aren’t supposed to work until we die. Life is about living. 5583
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Throwback to that one time when Elon messed up one of my pictures of comet NEOWISE with one of his crappy starlink satellites 000
Reposted by Seth MoyerBrian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 28/04/2023me complaining about bluesky in the morning 4657
Reposted by Seth MoyerPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 27/04/2023in the new social media landscape, bluesky (serious people making silly little posts) is the spiritual opposite of linkedin (deeply silly people trying to write serious thoughtposts) 14325100
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 27/04/2023If this is twitter 2, can it at least be like the early innocent time in twitter's life where people thought it was a good idea to live-tweet their lunches or tweet via SMS? 000
Seth Moyer @sweffymo.bsky.social · 26/04/2023I took this a couple of years ago but I just saw it when I was going through my photo folder. I called it "look both ways." 000