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Tom Powell

@waffles.fun
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Computer booper. Possibly three small mammals in a trench coat. he/they

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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 29/03/2026
I have drank too much at the local furry cidery. I also found some cool art someone left behind.
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State Representative Julia Reed @staterepjuliareed.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
51 to 46. We did it. #waleg
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
HERE IT IS. Seattle's draft enabling legislation for Shared Streets under SB 5595. seattle.legistar.com/ViewReport.a...
seattle.legistar.com
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Streetcrafting @streetcrafting.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Two things for @mayorofseattle.bsky.social and @alexis4seattle.bsky.social: 1. We need to know how and why this happened tomorrow, and have a proposed solution to prevent it. 2. We need to immediately spin up a Vision Zero Response Team with more funding than the 2026 graffiti abatement budget.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The person hit by a driver at Bellevue and Pine earlier tonight has died, according to the Seattle Police Department.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 04/02/2026
I have some stories from this place. Once, they were unable to figure out how to sell me a bag of chips. Because the computer said they were out of stock. Except! I had them in front of me. The checkout just flat out refused to allow me to pay for the bag of chips, because they were out of stock.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 31/01/2026
Almost every year I go to a Super Bowl party and gorge myself on cheese and pretend to have never heard of either team. I am just there for the cheese. This year Seattle is playing. I cannot pretend to have not heard of them. I think this means I have to buy my own cheese and skip the parties.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 15/11/2025
Why are cats?
Cat attacking a piece of romaine lettuce.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
War torn Portland (2025) 😞
War zone in Portland, terrorist scooters and bikes lined up infront of terrorist gay flag mailbox
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 28/09/2025
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 04/09/2025
does acab include icann?
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Jess Rose @jesslynnrose.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage". Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 14/04/2025
This question will haunt me until the day i die.
yahoo questions question asking 'why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes'
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 28/03/2025
Fund Techaro and we'll put all the money into making catgirls real.* *May involve trips to Lake Turkana to dig up monuments that change the fate of humanity and doom people to pocket dimensions, but there will be catgirls so who cares.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
Headline that reads "Shiba Inu gets stuck in a bush, pretends that everything is ok" with a picture of the Shiba smiling while stuck in a bush.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows Follow me for more life hacks
Two cups of hot cocoa, one is much wider at the top and both are filled with mini marshmallows
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 05/12/2024
three contenders: - 2020, "lets get drinks in a park since everything's closed", person showed up after consuming 75% of a bottle of jack. - 2018ish, amazon engineer who spent the whole time talking about how cool amazon deployments were. - 2019ish: militant vegan. i ordered chicken.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 03/12/2024
@support.bsky.team mobile previews on slack stopped showing the username / profile photo. I have no idea if this is a you bug or a slack bug.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 09/11/2024
Koi fish always travel in packs. If attacked, the a, b, and c koi will scatter, leaving the d koi.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 04/11/2024
This morning has been an exercise in "where did the cat puke up the mustard-gas derived chemo you're not supposed to touch without gloves". Anyways she's doing okay all things considered.
A cat, looking regal
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 01/11/2024
Someone seriously fucked up by not naming a mountain "sneak peak"
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 01/11/2024
@support.bsky.team small bug report, video posts seem to break context menus on iOS (video attached) Long pressing something to copy text, the popup disappears but only on video posts. While I'm here - I'd love to be able to add muted words directly from this context menu, this existed on Twitter
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 20/10/2024
Life right now.
Meme with stick figure man in door saying "are u ok?"and another person on the floor surrounded by paper saying "no, but im pretty"
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 17/09/2024
lol
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 25/05/2024
apple music introduced me to 'repo: a genetic opera' this week. the movie is a work of art, its an awful horror musical.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 21/03/2024
I'm an adult.
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Jay 🇨🇦 @fatalzio.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Photo of a Boeing 737 Max with the caption "Boeing. Blowing the doors off the competition." The words "the competition" are crossed off in a haphazard manner with "our planes in midair" written below.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 06/11/2023
Hey look, follower spam. Welcome spambots! No I won't be subscribing to your onlyfans, go the fuck away.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/09/2023
@eodyne.bsky.social did not post this here, but he should have. It's too good.
There are two types of people in the world.

People who think Elon Musk is a modern day Henry Ford.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 24/08/2023
Breaking: Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 08/08/2023
"Replace the tub drain stopper" has been on my todo list since August 2020. It would be a shame to remove it now. Happy third birthday.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 20/07/2023
I did the tourist thing the other day and took a photo of Seattle from the park everyone takes photos of Seattle from. I also got a photo of everyone taking photos.
Seattle Skyline from Kerry ParkKerry Park denizens taking a photo of the Seattle skyline from Kerry Park
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 11/07/2023
Happy Monday.
Signal message from me: kubectl puddle
Reply from me: I'm so sorry. Why did I type this.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 10/07/2023
I was today years old when I found out the brand of peppers I've been buying for a fucking decade have different spicy levels. I've spent a decade hoping I didn't get a spicy jar because I just assumed the peppers were sometimes spicier in a jar.
Two jars of Mama lils peppers. Left: pickled hot Hungarian goat horn peppers. Right/ pickled mildly spicy peppers with garlic.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 10/07/2023
The worst part of this is the blue checks try to pull LineageOS into this shit. I'm glad our twitter notification bot died with the api changes.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 08/07/2023
I hate tech people.
Job listing for a startup ("sfr3 fund") that is a landlord (they buy houses, renovate them, and rent them out). All positions include the phrase "10x".
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 05/07/2023
I got really excited to put the air purifiers away when the carpet went away and...lol right wildfires :(
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 05/07/2023
I've been unemployed since February. I'm looking at job ads and...I really don't want to do any this shit. It all looks fucking awful. Is this burnout? Does everyone feel this way? Is all of tech just a giant bull shit circle jerk?
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 05/07/2023
Pictured: possum meme. 
Text: believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 02/07/2023
this works pretty well on the twitter follower page to find people here: github.com/kawamataryo/sky-follower… (its a chrome extension) you'll run into some issues with search not finding people and showing you the wrong account sometimes. could be fun
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 01/07/2023
I've done the thing.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 01/07/2023
quick discworld update: going to go take a train to a book store to buy the mort series and start reading them. i have the ebooks but...lol ebooks.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 30/06/2023
I am starting to think the French have the right idea when it comes to protesting government actions.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 30/06/2023
Happy Friday
Text: "If your dream doesn't scare you it's not big enough"

Possum screaming 

Text: fuck off Linda i have anxiety
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/06/2023
You're going in the submarine, Elon
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 22/06/2023
She's gone from a 10 to a 12 because of the bow tie.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 21/06/2023
Hello from daiso, land of the cursed toy story towel.
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Tom Powell @waffles.fun · 20/06/2023
I'm back with more possum memes.
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