Reposted by Ms.CFalcon @jvesdale.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Never feel guilty for choosing your peace. 212235 122
Reposted by Ms.CSweets🍬🍭 @sweets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Maybe I should be more of an asshole 1113 11
Reposted by Ms.CSweets🍬🍭 @sweets.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Let me know when the stupid dies down 2134 13
Reposted by Ms.CSweets🍬🍭 @sweets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Go fuck yourself please. It's all in how you say it. 072 7
Reposted by Ms.CMolotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Holy fuck y’all don’t know what Folger’s crystals were, do you. You young people repulse me. 0155 15
Reposted by Ms.Cg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025self-awareness commencing in 5..4..3..2.. jk we don't do that here 34016 40
Reposted by Ms.CPortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025So, all...yes, I should have confirmed, and no, it's not Twain. Mea culpa. Pero, the sentiment still stands! 46111 61
Reposted by Ms.CTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025it's crazy how u never realize that people serve no purpose in your life until you stop talking to them completely & see how much u don't miss them or even care that y'all don't talk anymore🫠 315619 156
Reposted by Ms.C𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Stalkers be like live laugh and lurk. 14019 40
Reposted by Ms.Calias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Oh, come lettuce adore you. 3123 12
Reposted by Ms.Calias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Silent Night is my favorite Christmas Carol that fat shames the mother of Jesus. 1102 10
Reposted by Ms.CChad Read @squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Every Hallmark Christmas movie I watch ends the same way…a town being saved, a couple falling in love, and me sitting on the couch with an erection. 03412 34
Reposted by Ms.CFalcon @jvesdale.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Underestimating people will never get you anywhere good. 03214 32
Reposted by Ms.CFalcon @jvesdale.bsky.social · 22/12/2024It’s not a good idea to force yourself to fit in where you know you don’t. 17017 70
Reposted by Ms.CTouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024To make dinner or just nap? My kids don't think that should be the question, but they are part of the reason I want a nap 083 8
Reposted by Ms.CTouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Pump bottles of Aveeno lotion make me irrationally angry What's so life altering about the bottom 1/8 of the bottle that the pump tubes don't reach it? 1104 10
Reposted by Ms.CThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024My Ted Talk is just me giving the double middle finger 65313 53
Reposted by Ms.CCarrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Rules for the rest of this week. 🥂 2214 21
Reposted by Ms.C𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔯 @ghostfacethriller.bsky.social · 20/12/2024You’re going to have to scream louder. 032 3
Reposted by Ms.C𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔯 @ghostfacethriller.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Holding onto negativity for to long, can lead to total self-destruction. 1112 11
Reposted by Ms.CImpersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Einstein, after this: “Now you’re getting it.” 021 2
Reposted by Ms.CImpersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 21/12/2024A lot of people never got a truly deserved beating for shitty behavior, and it shows. 051 5
Reposted by Ms.CImpersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Also, a lot of people were never told “no” or “shut the fuck up” with any threat of consequences behind it. 051 5
Reposted by Ms.CThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I love a ridiculous southern turn of phrase, such as “a hit dog will holler” 278613 86
Reposted by Ms.CThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Oh do you really want me to cut loose? Because I don’t think you do 136618 66
Reposted by Ms.CThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024If I’ve ever traumatized you on the internet, please call the hotline. There’s an app for that 33612 36
Reposted by Ms.CWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Jinglebell Cock sounds like a very festive STD 64616 46
Reposted by Ms.CWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Them: “You snooze, you lose” Me: Mark me down for a L 😴 14920 49
Reposted by Ms.CFindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets… 7243101 243
Reposted by Ms.CFindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Some of you are going to roll the dice with the Dollar Tree condoms you get in your stocking this year... 2165 16
Reposted by Ms.CFindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024One Mariah Carey-free Christmas, please… 5203 20
Reposted by Ms.CFindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Since I’m working remote today I’ve decided it’s time for my office Christmas party… 68311 83
Reposted by Ms.CFindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The only thing that would make this platform better is more cowbell…. 4215 21
Reposted by Ms.CFindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024'Tis the season of small talk... Stabs self with candy cane. 21912 19
Reposted by Ms.CJill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Feeling cold and blah this morning. How about you scuffle across the carpet in your socks and zap me with static shock, a la Dr Frankenstein? 073 7
Reposted by Ms.Csweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024everyone focuses on grandma being run over by a reindeer but no one cares grandpa was strangled by a demonic snowman 4453687 536
Reposted by Ms.CNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 22/12/2024sunday’s are for sinning.. i mean singing as you dance around the pentacle painted on your basement floor. 711112 111
