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Impersonal Jesus

@jesusdontcare.bsky.social
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American refugee living in Europe. Not going back. I’m less of a merchant of chaos than a preferred provider. I’ll follow back, but throw me a bone. A pfp, some posts, an intro, whatever. Ora sono diventato Morte, distruttore di mondi.

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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Google Cloud Services has become the biggest sewer on the internet. Just saying.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
And here y'all thought that he was maybe capable of keeping Clinton's name out of his mouth, come to find out
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stornoway-cove.bsky.social @stornoway-cove.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Good question…
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This ship is ready to leave port, but there's plenty of time to get aboard. Give them the Target treatment.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This is my shocked face: 😐
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/07/2025
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "HOW DOES ONE BECOME A CERTIFIED DUMBFUCK?"
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 12/07/2025
TLDR www.thebulwark.com/p/elon-musk-...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Instead of being solely preoccupied with unnecessary foreign wars, maybe we should have spent more time worrying about the United States government going to war against its own people.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Massachusetts is like here's a town named Gloucester and it's not pronounced the way you think lol no not Worcester either lmao and then you think you're not gonna fall for it a third time and pronounce Dorchester "right" and then a guy named Sal runs up and kicks you in the nuts
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Anyone who has the time and money to go to Florida and protest, please do it! Go to the internment camps and go to the golf course. If you have vacation time, take it and dedicate it to going there. I wish I could. March, scream make the whole world hear that Americans do not want this!
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Looking at cars realizing how stupid it is that the cost is much I a year wage. Life should not suck this bad. Why do we let corporations get rich off us? Where do we start to change this broken country? We deserve living wage. We deserve healthcare. We deserve to be able to balance bills with fun.
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Jax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Random thoughts…
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Even a cowardly administrator can post on social media and request citizens to amass and throw these Nazi pigs out
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If approached by ICE, you have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions about your immigration status. You also have the right to refuse a search of your person or property. ® They are illegally kidnapping people.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Consensual Encounter:
An officer can approach anyone and ask questions. This is a consensual encounter, and you are free to leave at any time. o
Reasonable Suspicion:
If an officer has a reasonable suspicion, based on specific, articulable facts, that a person is involved in criminal activity, they can briefly detain that person for questioning. This is often referred to as a "Terry stop". o
Probable Cause:
For an arrest, officers need probable cause, which is a higher standard than reasonable suspicion. Probable cause means there's enough evidence to lead a reasonable person to believe that a crime has been committed and that the person being arrested committed it. ®
"Roving Patrols" at the Border:
Border Patrol "roving patrols" cannot pull over vehicles to question occupants about their immigration status unless they have a
"reasonable suspicion" of an immigration violation. ®
Encountering ICE:
If approached by ICE, you have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions about your immigration status. You also have the right to refuse a search of your person or property. ®
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It’s doesn’t matter what polls say. It doesn’t matter he won with less than 50% of the vote. It doesn’t matter that there’s NO fuckin mandate for fascism. Every day, all day, they spew PROPAGANDA. They use LIES to create REALITY & it’s effective. Stay grounded. It’s TOUGH in a post-truth world.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Incidentally, this also applies to any private property. Home Depot, Lowe's, Dairy Queen, your house, whatever. No warrant, no entry, and no loitering, either, you fucks.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Even the fucking Secret Service didn't follow their protocols.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It’s hard to believe we’re living in a time were the Attorney General almost certainly knows the President of the United States is a serial pedophile, yet blind ambition leads her to protect him while denying the principals of the very institution she leads. MAGA is the ultimate expression of evil.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Clearly this was all a coincidence. /s
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If you have a claim denied, you should absolutely do this. Make them justify every single denial they make. Make it cost them money.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"But there's no list!"
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Pamorama 🇨🇦🐶💪🏕🇨🇦 @pamorama.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Share everywhere I say! #NeverPoilievre #NeverVoteConservative
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
SHOWN: The guy who could release the Epstein files anytime he wanted and the guy he had killed.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Who the fuck made Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force the head of FEMA?
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
He's all over the goddamned things. Why would anyone be surprised by that?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Love, Ms.O 💋 @maryosteen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Super cool and totally brave of the employees to risk their jobs to do this. Please Zoom in to see it and please share. We need reminders of the courage of our fellow citizens at times like this!
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GibbyWantsJustice @gibbywantsjustice.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Listen. Please.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
She must have had a prison to visit.
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TommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
the eternal sunshine of the mind your own business
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
How about "ICE agents are not permitted on church property or within church buildings without special permission or a judicial warrant"?
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FactsOverFeelings @thunderstorming.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Cynthia Guido ❌👑 @cynthiaguido.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If your local police department has a contract to support ICE, demand that they rescind that contract NOW. If they don’t, time for a peaceful protest at that police station daily. STOP THE GESTAPO! ❌👑
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Or like a camp counselor recommendation from Prince Andrew.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The Yacc today:
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
But THERE’S NO CLIENT LIST. Pam Bondi says so.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
News anchor: For more on this breaking story we now join Carl on the scene. Carl, can you tell us what's happened? Carl: No. No I can't. Months, no, years of this bullshit and I've run out of adjectives, Bob. Back to you.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Belated wishes for Yam Tits.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
And this, among other reasons, is why you NEVER leave your house unless and until the cop shows you a signed warrant from a judge. "You want to talk? Go talk to another cop."
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Gavin Newsom needs to relieve every senior officer in the CA National Guard of their posts who is obeying illegal orders, as soon as possible. This includes the senior NCOs. Make them feel it.
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Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Are you out protesting Yam Tits on #barackobamaday?
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