Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Google Cloud Services has become the biggest sewer on the internet. Just saying. 110
Reposted by Impersonal JesusMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly 1013257418750
Reposted by Impersonal Jesusmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 15/11/2025And here y'all thought that he was maybe capable of keeping Clinton's name out of his mouth, come to find out 413428
Reposted by Impersonal Jesusstornoway-cove.bsky.social @stornoway-cove.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Good question… 917556
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 20/09/2025This ship is ready to leave port, but there's plenty of time to get aboard. Give them the Target treatment. 020
Reposted by Impersonal JesusIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.” 203268366900
Reposted by Impersonal JesusThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 12/07/2025TLDR www.thebulwark.com/p/elon-musk-... 1856598
Reposted by Impersonal JesusMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Instead of being solely preoccupied with unnecessary foreign wars, maybe we should have spent more time worrying about the United States government going to war against its own people. 353121263361
Reposted by Impersonal JesusChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Massachusetts is like here's a town named Gloucester and it's not pronounced the way you think lol no not Worcester either lmao and then you think you're not gonna fall for it a third time and pronounce Dorchester "right" and then a guy named Sal runs up and kicks you in the nuts 34720
Reposted by Impersonal Jesus👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Anyone who has the time and money to go to Florida and protest, please do it! Go to the internment camps and go to the golf course. If you have vacation time, take it and dedicate it to going there. I wish I could. March, scream make the whole world hear that Americans do not want this! 1114
Reposted by Impersonal Jesus👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Looking at cars realizing how stupid it is that the cost is much I a year wage. Life should not suck this bad. Why do we let corporations get rich off us? Where do we start to change this broken country? We deserve living wage. We deserve healthcare. We deserve to be able to balance bills with fun. 0163
Reposted by Impersonal JesusJax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Random thoughts… 4228
Reposted by Impersonal Jesus👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course. 225143801516
Reposted by Impersonal JesusJohnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Even a cowardly administrator can post on social media and request citizens to amass and throw these Nazi pigs out 1515
Reposted by Impersonal Jesus👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 11/07/2025If approached by ICE, you have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions about your immigration status. You also have the right to refuse a search of your person or property. ® They are illegally kidnapping people. 073
Reposted by Impersonal JesusMS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 13/07/2025It’s doesn’t matter what polls say. It doesn’t matter he won with less than 50% of the vote. It doesn’t matter that there’s NO fuckin mandate for fascism. Every day, all day, they spew PROPAGANDA. They use LIES to create REALITY & it’s effective. Stay grounded. It’s TOUGH in a post-truth world. 33763181
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Incidentally, this also applies to any private property. Home Depot, Lowe's, Dairy Queen, your house, whatever. No warrant, no entry, and no loitering, either, you fucks. 010
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Even the fucking Secret Service didn't follow their protocols. 051
Reposted by Impersonal JesusTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/07/2025It’s hard to believe we’re living in a time were the Attorney General almost certainly knows the President of the United States is a serial pedophile, yet blind ambition leads her to protect him while denying the principals of the very institution she leads. MAGA is the ultimate expression of evil. 531401395
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025If you have a claim denied, you should absolutely do this. Make them justify every single denial they make. Make it cost them money. 032
Reposted by Impersonal JesusPamorama 🇨🇦🐶💪🏕🇨🇦 @pamorama.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Share everywhere I say! #NeverPoilievre #NeverVoteConservative 196
Reposted by Impersonal JesusMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13/07/2025SHOWN: The guy who could release the Epstein files anytime he wanted and the guy he had killed. 1331893
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Who the fuck made Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force the head of FEMA? 010
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 13/07/2025He's all over the goddamned things. Why would anyone be surprised by that? 000
Reposted by Impersonal JesusLove, Ms.O 💋 @maryosteen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Super cool and totally brave of the employees to risk their jobs to do this. Please Zoom in to see it and please share. We need reminders of the courage of our fellow citizens at times like this! 0216
Reposted by Impersonal JesusGibbyWantsJustice @gibbywantsjustice.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Listen. Please. 022
Reposted by Impersonal Jesussweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025the eternal sunshine of the mind your own business 425389
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025How about "ICE agents are not permitted on church property or within church buildings without special permission or a judicial warrant"? 000
Reposted by Impersonal JesusCynthia Guido ❌👑 @cynthiaguido.bsky.social · 10/07/2025If your local police department has a contract to support ICE, demand that they rescind that contract NOW. If they don’t, time for a peaceful protest at that police station daily. STOP THE GESTAPO! ❌👑 164
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Or like a camp counselor recommendation from Prince Andrew. 000
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 10/07/2025But THERE’S NO CLIENT LIST. Pam Bondi says so. 010
Reposted by Impersonal JesusChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 26/11/2024News anchor: For more on this breaking story we now join Carl on the scene. Carl, can you tell us what's happened? Carl: No. No I can't. Months, no, years of this bullshit and I've run out of adjectives, Bob. Back to you. 631780
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 14/06/2025And this, among other reasons, is why you NEVER leave your house unless and until the cop shows you a signed warrant from a judge. "You want to talk? Go talk to another cop." 020
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Gavin Newsom needs to relieve every senior officer in the CA National Guard of their posts who is obeying illegal orders, as soon as possible. This includes the senior NCOs. Make them feel it. 020
Impersonal Jesus @jesusdontcare.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Are you out protesting Yam Tits on #barackobamaday? 030