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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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sweetmercury.bsky.social @sweetmercury.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Profoundly useless people.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
everyone who called me crazy for comparing these assholes to vichy france can feel free to apologize now
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
famously a thing police departments and state and federal law enforcement agencies never do it's not a "rogue" agency it's doing what it was designed to do and what decades of funding from both parties has equipped it to do.
The thing that makes ICE a rogue agency isn't just that it hurts and kills people, it's that when it hurts and kills people it always circles the wagons and tries to hide the evidence. A culture of zero rules and zero accountability.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi Piston, I represent the awards committee of the Cybersmith Cup for Services to Posting and I’m thrilled to inform you that you’ve won this year’s trophy, hand carved for us by the masters of Sanyi, Taiwan. Can you get in touch with my secretary about your address so we can mail you the prize?
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/09/2026
I reach above me and pull down a file on
Guatemala. It is on the CIA coup of 1954. Why did the US destroy that small country? Because the landless movement and the Left fought to elect a democratic politician - Jacobo Árbenz - who decided to push through a moderate land reform agenda. Such a project threatened to undercut the land holding of the United Fruit Company, a US conglomerate that strangled Guatemala. The CIA got to work. It contacted retired Colonel Carlos Castillo Armas, it paid off brigade commanders, created sabotage events, and then seized Arbenz in the presidential palace and sent him to exile.
Castillo Armas then put Guatemala through a reign of terror. 'If it is necessary to turn the country into a cemetery in order to pacify it,' he said later, 'I will not hesitate to do so! The CIA gave him lists of Communists, people who were eager to lift their country out of poverty. They were arrested, many executed. The CIA offered Castillo Armas its benediction to kill; A Study of Assassination, the CIA's killing manual, was handed over to his butchers. The light of hope went out in this small and vibrant country.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following account to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com •Jul 14, 2024
Honestly slay
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Didn't know Lenin was Alan Elrod • @aselrod.bsky.social • 2h
At Liberal Currents, we're planning to roll out an entire series of essays about how to reform America after Trump, called The Reconstruction Papers.
Or you could get your takes from the Kirby avatar that wants to do a Bolshevik revolution (and never will)
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the most important thing to understand about united states politics is that the democrats are not weak, incompetent, cowardly, or ineffective. They're just In On It. once you realize this, everything you previously found confusing about the subject will make perfect, obvious sense.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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sweetmercury.bsky.social @sweetmercury.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
COMPUTER. ENHANCE.
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
opposing genocide would have flipped the election results, are you mad that at the dems for refusing to oppose the genocide, or just at the voters whose families were getting genocided?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have never seen someone so flummoxed by the concept of feeding people lmao
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the liberal dilemma: you hate donald trump but you love the conditions that led to donald trump
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
seeing what makes you losers circle the wagons is fucking informative
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/07/2026
No no it’s perfectly fine that millions of people in the US are in debt for going to school and are underemployed and are downwardly mobile. It’s fine that medical and credit card debt and car loans keep going up. It’s fine that more and more of are wages are captured by capitalists and that
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/07/2026
Bourgeois economists are propagandists for capital
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/07/2026
“very tired of pretending that dismissing modern economics is somehow more reasonable than dismissing vaccines” Modern capitalist economics is in fact nothing like vaccines repeatedly shown to be effective through repeated peer reviewed practice. To equate the two is disgusting.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Far right manosphere hate influencer SNEAKO accidentally left in his chatgpt prompt before posting
SNEAKO "Optimize it for X and give more shock factor

Dear American Muslims
Everyone knows 9/11 was Israel
Drop the Anne Frank act praying in an attic
Drop the Anne Frank act praying in an attic
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sweetmercury.bsky.social @sweetmercury.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hey when you die can you get buried next to your buddy so I can piss on both of your graves at once? I've got things to do.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The dream of a 100% dead Senate is within sight.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
guys it's inappropriate to say "lindsay graham is a piece of shit" today the proper grammar is now "lindsay graham was a piece of shit"
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham can’t read your mean jokes about him. But I just spent 20 minutes talking to Mitch McConnell, and he tells me that he can.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
an account with this avatar has just died
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He had so much love to give. @theonion.com
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jeans Israel
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sweetmercury.bsky.social @sweetmercury.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He’ll be a Newsmax correspondent within a couple months.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
so are you gonna start listening to the people who were right about this all along or are you gonna complain that we were rude about it and learn absolutely nothing?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The true first trillionaire
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”
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David C G @docinaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's new puppy day! Gonna pick him up after work. Of course, I'm leaving the office early. Everyone, meet Alfred.
Alfred the puppy
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
None really
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Spooky Pants preorder is LIVE Signed copies at theartofpants.com
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing
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sweetmercury.bsky.social @sweetmercury.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is me but with a 6+ hour podcast on the Battle of Stalingrad.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A man watches a Youtube video entitled "The Secret Marxism of Space Jam." He asks himself "why am I still watching politics Youtubers." He weerily stares up into the sky and states "I am 33 years old." He takes a book off a shelf. He intently reads a boring historical tome entitled "Famous Naval Battles."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I love this one so much
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 23/05/2026
You won't want to miss this deep dive into the porno-political memeplex that has colonized the right. Cameron Cummins-Smith gives us essentially an explainer, but one that is so necessary because this stuff is so embarrassing to think about, let alone write about.
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The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything
Everything is gender, but to understand gender you must understand sex.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
*bullhorn squeal* THERE ARE ALWAYS EXACTLY ENOUGH
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 13/05/2026
GUY EATING CANDY: this candy reminds me of something…

GUY (looks at bag, sees it is labeled “Werther’s Derivative”): oh
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/05/2026
We need to stop calling Kevin O'Leary Mr. Wonderful. His real name is Mr. Dogshit.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ah, there's that Democratic cowardice we all know and love
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