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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 40m

“This is Angola” Goddamn it.

SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 42m

I lived there as a kid when my Dad was in the Army. Crazy place I. The middle of NOWHERE. I had to scroll for AGES to find it.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h

yay my favorite kind of post!!! 😍🥰🔥💖

the meme 2016 saddest man alive 2023 most beautiful woman you've ever met

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14h

Best thing about having a dog is going into a pub with the dog and being the man alone in the pub with a dog

Dusty a small black dog under the pub table there is a pint of Coke Zero on the table and a burgundy Chesterfield sofa beyond

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

MATCHA THAT BITCH IMMEDIATELY.

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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 11/10/2026

Use ALT text. It's relatively easy to do, you can set Bluesky to not allow you to post pics without it, and you can easily search up best practices for it. The added bonus is that you're more likely to get more engagement as well.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

May I join? I don’t know much about them but LOOK AT IT 🩷

The most stunningly pretty red tree. Bright blue sky, green tree behind it on the left and and slightly sparser green green in front of it. I’m so sorry this isn’t a better description.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I recommend it to everyone. EVERYONE.

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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Wonder if @pierrenovellie.bsky.social knows that his book is showing up in the “recommended reading” section of ASD diagnosis reports for adults with late diagnosis… good thing I read it already!

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I like to think I did my bit for this by strongly suggesting that my autism assessors read it. Also you should read it. Yeah, you. AND the audiobook version is splendid if you cannot be arsed to read a book and want to have a chuckle while you are eg washing the dishes or driving to Alton Towers.

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Suella Braverman selling 106 copies of her book after all that publicity is so delicious.

Crack 'em while you can, though, because Suella's star might just be on the skids. Despite plugging her book on Question Time, on Tim Shipman's Spectator podcast, in serialised excerpts in the Daily Mail, and in a fawning interview with Allison Pearson in the Telegraph, in its opening weekend, Patriot sold precisely 106 copies.

— from Ian Winwood’s New World piece.

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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Always worth remembering who previously has been labelled as a terrorist when you hear about who is labelled a terrorist now

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Meldrew Point @meldrewpoint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Adrien Brody! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s gone from a safe Labour seat with a 30k+ majority in 2017 to a marginal with 3,364 majority with the Greens in second what the fuck are you on about

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As someone who left Labour for the Greens in 2022, I can tell you I will not be going back whilst the Labour party supports genocide, is openly transphobic, terrorises disabled people, wants the planet to burn and keeps talking about the “legitimate concerns” of racist mobs. So never then?

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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Average new-build defects by country: Germany < 10 France 10 to 15 Netherlands ~20 Italy 20-25 Spain ~58 UK 130-150 Do you see this, Brits? Judging by the lack of reaction to my post below, you do not. Why do you let them get away with this in the UK? Wake the hell up, this is NOT normal.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I briefly forgot about doors. Carry on.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

WOAH 🖤💙 How big are your windows‽!

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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 10/10/2026

There’s just something about this technology that turns people that might have been smart into blithering idiots.

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

These must be some stealthy tortoises.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just watched the 1976 Carrie. I’m sorry. But what the fuck what *that*‽ I mean, I’m not entirely sure what I was expecting but… not that.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m watching something on ITVX and I’ve now seen the trailer for the new Carrie film about 9 bajillion times.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026

This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.

Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

THISTLES? TOO SCOTTISH SHOULD BE A ROSE FOR ENGERLAND. BEE SHOULD BE WEARING AI CRUSADES OUTFIT. TOO MUCH BLACK IN THE BEE. BRITISH BEES SHOULD BE WHITE. I really feel like the general public are generally not to be trusted right now…

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love the idea of the banknotes. Much better than Churchill and the monarchy (I am not a fan of either)... but the photos and mock up the BBC used is laughable. Guardian photos are better - I hope the design will be beautiful. Also, FOX WAS ROBBED. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

theguardian.com

Next UK banknotes to feature barn owls, bumblebees, puffins and hedgehogs

Four native species selected after consultation, but which one adorns which note is yet to be decided

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.

As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Harmonica-themed knuckle tats: 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You said you looked less like the Venus de Milo, and more like your mother in a straitjacket... I think it's great that you're doing fine now, but enough is enough and I've had enough.

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch.

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The moral arc of the universe is long but it bends towards Jeremy Clarkson spending decades denying global warming only to sink his fortune into a farm just as global warming really starts to kick in

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've been reacting a rocket emoji every time the engineering team posts an update in slack, but I am also terribly nearsighted, so for weeks I've been reacting with 🦑.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

AAAARRRHHHGGGHHHHH *hides behind cushion*

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I remember it being so tense I couldn’t breathe - you’ve got genius tattoo bro being all genius and plans coming together and ohmygod!-ing a LOT. Then later on just regularly groaning BUT WHHHY? and ohforfuckssakereaaaallly?-ing a lot. Might rewatch S1 and pretend it ends there.

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SwearyMess @swearymess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Prison Break. God the first season was sooooo good. Absolutely unwatchable bullshit by the end.

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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026

You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit

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