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Stuart Byrne

@byrney99.bsky.social
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Slang coder in withdrawal, Java coder in denial

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 09/10/2026
Product idea: caps lock key with Brian Blessed’s face on it
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like to think I did my bit for this by strongly suggesting that my autism assessors read it. Also you should read it. Yeah, you. AND the audiobook version is splendid if you cannot be arsed to read a book and want to have a chuckle while you are eg washing the dishes or driving to Alton Towers.
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wonder if @pierrenovellie.bsky.social knows that his book is showing up in the “recommended reading” section of ASD diagnosis reports for adults with late diagnosis… good thing I read it already!
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
2026 Wordle 👀 2021 Wordle
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Curse of the Libby Dead @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bless her. I'm hoping my final form will be Toksvig-esque
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 04/07/2026
on my life we cannot lose to these toothpaste-wearing cunts
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TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Hot Roast Potato
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social re the last bud pod, why does the queen consort like the King’s foreplay so much?
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#ConfectioneryInMoviesAndSongs Terry’s Clockwork Orange
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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You could try this for the first time, or you could just tell yourself you already have enough joy in your life and things will never improve. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...
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The Important Broadcast Module 414: Forfar, The County Town of Angus
Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 11/01/2026 · 1h 18m
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
@theatlantic.com hmm 🤔
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
@theatlantic.com today’s bracket city broken? There is a clue I can neither guess nor reveal.
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Deanna Kreisel 🌱 @doctorwaffle.substack.com · 02/10/2025
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@importantbroadcast.bsky.social all I can hear now is Shave-a-Sarah
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2025
Thank God we don’t have the cancellation of satirical comedy in this country. I can’t wait to see how they deal with the Trump visit on The Mash Report, Mock The Week and Frankie Boyle’s New World Order!
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Kirby was such a great artist, of course, because he inhaled other comic book artists and gained their abilities.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood
The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tétreault in 2016. 

It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social modern folklore in action
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Stuart Byrne @byrney99.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
So I had a thought about Trump Remember the Fortean times? There were other similar magazines, but they all had stories about cryptids, ghosts and ufos. One common close encounter story pattern involved people, often in pairs, walking as if they don’t really know how to walk…
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 20/05/2025
Compare Vonnegut buying an envelope with this tech bro running from his life
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
In the last 2 weeks, the EHRC said trans people stop using their preferred toilet & the PM's spokesperson suggested that trans women are not women by law. Several organisations have fallen in line behind them. But each of these statements is wrong. iandunt.substack.com/p/everything...
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Everything you need to know about the trans Supreme Court case
What it said, what it didn't, and what happens next.
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Alex Andreou's Podyssey @alexpodyssey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
🖤 Persephone II - You Do Something To Me 🪦 NEW EPISODE: The alternative version of the myth utterly defies the first one. Join me for the final part of this Whodunnit - or, more accurately - Whatdunnshe. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4mEh... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
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5. Persephone II - You Do Something To Me
Podcast Episode · Alex Andreou's Podyssey · 27/04/2025 · 1h 11m
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Wrote some riddles to really annoy your family this Easter
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Alex Andreou's Podyssey @alexpodyssey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
🌺 Persephone I - If You Can't Be Free, Be A Mystery 💀 NEW EPISODE: Persephone has been assigned the story of a victim, but bears none of the hallmarks. Why has this magnificent Queen been reduced to a Page 3 girl? 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a... 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/20hc...
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4. Persephone I - If You Can't Be Free, Be A Mystery
Podcast Episode · Alex Andreou's Podyssey · 13/04/2025 · 1h 33m
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Josh Kovensky @joshkovensky.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
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TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Brexit is going well I see
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Helen Lewis @helenlewis.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I think about this guy — who resigned the day Elon Musk turned up at Twitter with his henchmen to sack the place — a lot. Smart people often think they’re immune to being gullible. But they’re not. (Source: Character Limit)
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Why not have a listen to the last @alexpodyssey.bsky.social on Orpheus’ journey to the underworld, ahead of tomorrow’s brand new episode? And do, please, remember to follow the pod on your favourite app (or all of them). It’s one click to you, but it makes a huge difference to us commercially. x
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Ducky (Old Account) @plc.ducky.ws · 26/02/2025
The 7 stages of adult life
A close-up of a contents page of a OS development book. It reads:

 9.4 Process Primitives
  9.4.1 Having Children
  9.4.2 Watching Your Children Die
  9.4.3 Running New Programs
  9.4.4 A Bit of History: vfork()
  9.4.5 Killing Yourself
  9.4.6 Killing Others
  9.4.7 Dumping Core

The book is "Linux Application Development", by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (ISBN 0-201-30821-5)
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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 21/02/2025
Lie after lie has been told this week about how the Ukraine war started, from the Kremlin and the White House. Here's our News Agents video essay which explains the truth, and spells out why Trump clings so close to Putin and lives in his warped reality. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufM...
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Ukraine War: The New Trump & Putin Axis Explained
YouTube video by The News Agents
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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 15/01/2025
Dear BlueSkyers. Sadly I'm getting many reports of scammers pretending to be me here, incl messaging people with 'investments' . Pls share/help me spread word that, as you know, THIS IS MY ONLY BLUE SKY account (proved as my handle is an official MoneySavingExpert one). All others are scams
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Origin Story @originstorypodcast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
🤖New Episode out🤖 @dorianlynskey.bsky.social and @iandunt.bsky.social finish off their AI two-parter looking at the possible risks and rewards of this world-changing technology. Listen now ⬇️ listen.podmasters.uk/os241113ai2?...
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