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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈

@aarong.gay
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I like punny guys. He/Him There's no LGB without our T family. Also if you follow transphobes I'll block you too.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 19h
Time for this classic again.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I'll resurrect that link, but I want to talk about my aunt Penny real quick. Because shorter and incredibly instructive. Penny was married to a man named Ray. He was a terrible person tbh and was nearly 15 years older than her when they met. My granddaddy wanted to kill him when he found out.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 28/09/2026
“Oh you haven’t heard the country song? I guess you don’t go to stores or bars” If a business plays country music I do not go there. I don’t actually dislike country music to be clear, but there’s so much of it that’s just racist trash that I aggressively curate what I do hear.
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 28/09/2026
@scalzi.com Old Man's War is a really good read, thanks for writing it!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 26/09/2026
I fucking love a good diner. Kinda reminds me of dad, because now I am the old person starting his day with coffee then walking around stores farting.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ridiculous
Shiny black dog asleep on the sofa with her head on a pillow
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you’re just going through your day only to find out some person that works in media that you’re only kind of aware of is actually an unrepentant dirtbag, and that kinda makes the day interesting
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 25/09/2026
Criticizing a job candidate for bringing a beverage to an interview is stupid
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 25/09/2026
Struggling to repress the urge to buy those nanoleaf wall panels because I want more light for the winter but they are expensive as fuck
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about all these genAI fuckwits like Jensen Huang constantly announcing in public that they don't know basic life skills, is that they are billionaires. They have outsourced *every single* hassle in life. They then attribute their soft babylike life to genAI and not their wealth.
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Jackyl Demon @jackyldemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Swap places with the bar so I can hip thrust you instead
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Josh @hihicypet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me and my baby
A selfie of Josh and his cat, Bandit, cuddled up on his chest.
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Pretty Dick Rick @prettydickrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m excited for a really fun weekend 😁
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S. @altsmn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hi, there. #fcf
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 24/09/2026
It’s never made sense to me that the times when you most want reliable bus service for public safety reasons, there just isn’t any.
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The New Seattle Transit Measure Could Make Night Buses Function - The Stranger
Chris Moore, the production manager at Chop Suey in Capitol Hill, has a hell of a time getting home on public transit after his shift.  In Seattle, a city doing the least to fight its early-to-bed reputation, the last light rail train stops running at approximately 1 a.m. and service does not resume before 4 […]
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 24/09/2026
As turning 40 reminded me, it’s not an if it’s a when for when you too will have some sort of disability unless you die suddenly before it happens. You should care about accessibility and protecting the vulnerable on principle, but if you can’t do that do it because it’ll be you some day.
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 23/09/2026
You have a voicemail! <click> You have no voicemail! Standard teams experience
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 23/09/2026
I’d post my drafts but I don’t have any- all of these skeets are precisely as underbaked as they appear
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 22/09/2026
oh hey thanks for the reminder to mute 'taylor swift' forever
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S 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @funlad24.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
😏
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alas, I'm toning down my profanity in every-day conversation (and the classroom). That said, I cannot resist reminding you all of this seasonal tradition. "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I posted this before but what are you gonna do, be mad at me? floppy cock as promised
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MaxDrawsMen @maxdrawsmen.com · 14/07/2026
Summer vibes
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 22/09/2026
Saying “treat?” And watching my dogs bluescreen for a second
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 22/09/2026
If you’re a guy looking for a role model you’d be better off walking straight into hell than following someone who makes a living trying to tell other people how to be masculine example 6billion75
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bauxzy @bauxzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i thought i heard something purring
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Boy.kingdom @bkd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.boy-kingdom.com/shop Got some spooky alt version prints for ya 😏
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 21/09/2026
I don’t care who is running against newsom or indeed what party they’re in, I’m voting against him
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
August - Alligator dad
 
May - Alligator grandma
 
Transcript
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's home.
 
Gustopher is greeting his Grandma at the door. She is holding a plate with two cinnamon rolls. 

Gustopher: GRANDMA!

May: I got fresh cinnamon rolls.
 
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August arrives to show his appreciation for the cinnamon rolls.
 
August: Thank you, Mom.
 
May: Enjoy! They're a lot of work so it will be a while before I make them again.
 
Gustopher starts to take a big bite.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher has taken a big bite of his cinnamon roll and his eyes open wide in appreciation. There are sparkles all around him and the words "So good!" appear above his head.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks to the heavens as he savors the flavor and August looks on in concern.
 
Gustopher: All other food is ruined for me.
 
August: Oh no.
 
May: I'll get you the recipe.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry but no
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/09/2026
If you're in Ohio, do not vote for Marcy Kaptur. She needs to lose. It's just anti trans ad after anti trans ad.
A screen capture from a political advertisement featuring politician Marcy Kaptur speaking indoors while wearing glasses, a necklace, and a dark blue jacket. Text on the left side reads "MARCY KAPTUR" above the slogan "NO GENDER IDEOLOGY IN SCHOOLS" in bold white and blue lettering.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FROM: Secretary of War SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately - No hair on the shaft or balls - Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length - When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb - At least one visible vein
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 21/09/2026
I keep thinking this is too stupid to be real, but I cannot confirm as I am, perhaps too smugly, one of those people that deleted all meta accounts years ago
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay · 20/09/2026
Every time i see someone making those posts about forcing your partner to read aloud to "prove they're not dumb" I see another person unworthy of love. Literacy is not a privilege afforded to all, and many people have reading disabilities - making fun of people like that is really shitty behavior
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