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Sue Burnett

@suzyburn.bsky.social
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Dog lover. Anxious and depressed. Arsehole.

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TsarReed @tsarreed.bsky.social · 19h
👏👏👏👏
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 18h
Ordered!
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h
“Ohhhh fuck that feels so good” I moan as I crawl into bed at 1:40 in the afternoon
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 18h
🐾 WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME! 📺🐈
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Kippy WooOooOoo 🎃👻🧛‍♂️💀👽😈 @tygerwhocame2t.bsky.social · 20h
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Star Trek: Patrick Stewart Says 'Make It So'
Alt: Star Trek: Patrick Stewart Says 'Make It So'
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 23h
Yvette Phillips, contemporary fine art embroidery artist #Womensart
Embroidery of the upper half of a greenish bird in an oval border against a floral background
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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VIC REEVES AND THE WONDER STUFF DIZZY
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CarolineJMolloy @carolinejmolloy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yes these are exactly the sort of people you want running NHS data, very sensible, practical & convincing
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyone who still thinks the way Jason Arday was hounded to his death was "fair comment by a free press" should read this brilliant thread from the Emma which lays bare that the "fair comment" and "free press" goes mute when it's one of their own accused of much worse than Arday ever was. 👇🧵
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t need The Grinch Crocs. I don’t need them.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Listen up fives a four and a half is talking. Is there anyone who follows me who could help sort out Mrs Beth’s Website for her counselling business. Needs a launch page a payment function and an interactive diary. Preference given to those who can follow instructions
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 14/10/2026
actors hitmen 🤝 i am shooting something very exciting this week, but i can’t talk about it yet
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No she hasn’t. I’m standing on it.
Flyer for an event: Mary Shelley's Hidden Scotland.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My head is still pounding and I still feel sick from the eye scan with the added bonus of having to break it to mum again about dad dying. This is going to be kicking me in the tits for years to come, isn’t it.
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RICH @bearycarey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mariah Carey in a block of ice.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
new kombucha girl just dropped
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Ben Baker (Actually Dead The Whole Time) @benbaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THE BBC has announced a new two-part documentary about a shit farm on fire next to an petrol-soaked orphanage and asks "...is it all bad?"
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Too weird for meat space people, not weird enough for the online people. Forever alone, that’s my lot in life.
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Elmo I Don't Know Idk
Alt: Elmo I Don't Know Idk
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Never realised before just how threatening the Turin Shroud looks.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bernard will cure me.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
On the birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We're not sending our best and whatnot.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Russian interference in the Brexit vote was unsuccessful...
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SO. MANY. THINGS. My cousins made fun of me for reading. I liked watching my mum have blood tests. Same cousins made fun of me for knowing the director of a film we were talking about. I have never fitted in with my family.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The fucking headaches I get from these eye scans are awful. I feel really sick too.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 13/10/2026
I'm not sure she entirely *needs* this platform for her terrible views.
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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What on earth is going on in all these screen grabs? Well they're all from the latest episode of ALF we're covering on ALFsplaining. All will make sense once you've listened at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining!
ALF with a tired and depressed Willie wearing a wigWillie The Jackal ALF and Lynn in a quite unusual pose Somebody's bare foot stuck to the floor with gum
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now I understand why @vickythelabrat.bsky.social loves penguins.
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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 988 UGLY OVERWEIGHT COMEDIAN: women go to the gym dressed like whores and sluts! MEANWHILE, MEN AT THE GYM:
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
boo
simple doodle of a black kitty loafing on top of a very orange pumpkin
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The BBC announcing a two part doc on JK Rowling the same week as erasing a “protect the dolls” t-shirt is a pretty clear choice. They’re just full on promoting another network’s show now as long as it’s trans people who pay the price. Good to know, Beeb.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear bereavement team, thanks for sending me a letter telling me you’re sorry my MUM has died. Well done, now I have to do the paperwork all over again. Pricks.
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 12/10/2026
“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”
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Dan Levy Calls Out Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue and Says ‘More Men Need to Be Standing Up’: ‘Speechless That Something Like That Can Exist on Live National Television’
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' "Saturday Night Live" monologue, saying that "more men need to be standing up."
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m grateful for every moment I get with mum but good Lord, she’s just told me for the eighth time that she’s got money in her purse. Sheesh.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 14/05/2024
You can always tell when your Frog Fairy Godmother has visited in the night
Imprints of wet frog tracks on a rock
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The other day I saw a dog in the park that was a cross between a cockerpoo and a labradoodle. A cocker doodle poo, if you will.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear Justin, I applaud this behaviour. Never change.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good Lord, stick a content warning on him.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s just so sad.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I shut mum’s curtains, put a hot water bottle in her bed to warm it up and got her nightie out for her. She went to bed an hour ago and she’s fast asleep. I wish every day could be as good as today’s been.
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Pound Shop Boys @poundshopboys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This evening, pop music will change forever. www.noiseboxradio.com
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still a handsome fella!
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooooh, get her!
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Ghostbusters: Ray Stantz Says 'Get Her!'
Alt: Ghostbusters: Ray Stantz Says 'Get Her!'
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m sorry, the addition of potatoes makes everything greater.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Took mum for her B12 jab and then took her out for tea. We had a really nice time and she’s having a cup of tea and watching Last of the Summer Wine. She’s tired out now, bless her.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She burst into tears and said “it’s a shit year.” My heart just broke for her and I knew she needed to be with him. I’ll have a day off another day, it’s too important.
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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My whole day off tomorrow? Not happening now. Neighbour will sit with mum while I go for my eye appointment. My sister’s dog is really ill and hes an old boy, hes got a vet appointment late tomorrow but my sister’s so upset, I want her to spend the day with him.
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