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Suzi Ovens

@suziovens.bsky.social
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Dr. Frankenstein of furniture. Photographer & scriptwriter. Medically interesting. Mostly cats & alpacas.

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Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 22/04/2026
I am no longer under embargo. #AnimalFarm consequence.net/2026/04/anim...
consequence.net
Andy Serkis' Animal Farm Is an Abomination: Review
The animated George Orwell adaptation is a tonal nightmare featuring the voices of Seth Rogen, Glenn Close, Kieran Culkin, and more.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I need Strava and FitBit to have an injury mode you can activate when you have, for example, a meniscus injury and can’t run. Because I really need them to GET OFF MY DICK ALREADY.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Me pitching a train ad campaign
Mad Men presentation meme with "can't be kidnapped" on the board
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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
telegraph.co.uk
Exclusive: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
Telegraph investigation into best-selling children’s author uncovers claims that he ‘harassed’ junior female employees at Harper Collins
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 19/12/2025
Ah that's a nice worst kept secret in publishing you have there, sure would be a shame if it was revealed just before Christmas
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My mum is President of a local Rotary Club & she’s holding a Santa’s grotto for the 250 children of a hotel housing refugees. They need help fundraising. If you’d like to help you can donate with this info: Business Name: Rotary Benevolent Sort: 30-97-17 Acc No: 39241560 Ref: Refugees Presents
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My mum is President of a local Rotary Club & she’s holding a Santa’s grotto for the 250 children of a hotel housing refugees. They need help fundraising. If you’d like to help you can donate with this info: Business Name: Rotary Benevolent Sort: 30-97-17 Acc No: 39241560 Ref: Refugees Presents
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Jenét Morrow @jenetallday.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My friend Suzi is helping her mum with the fundraiser below to get toys for refugee children in the UK. If you're outside of the UK, please reach out to Suzi to donate via PayPal. Any donation amount is appreciated! If you can't donate, please share. And thanks to those who have donated so far! 💜
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
You guys have raised over £150! My mum cried happy tears and wanted me to let you all know you’ve really made a huge difference and she’s incredibly grateful!
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you’re outside of the UK and would like to donate, let me know and I can send my PayPal because I international bank transfers are a *nightmare*
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Techni-Calli @illleavenow.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Can confirm this is a legitimate thing. If you are able to donate to get these kids holiday gifts, it’s hugely appreciated!
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Some background: 2 years ago when my step dad passed, my mum donated his clothing to the hotel. She got chatting with the liaison for the hotel, and decided as a project to distract her from the grief she would set up & run a Santa’s grotto for the children as they host a huge number.
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Jenét Morrow @jenetallday.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Would you please help my friend's mum out with her fundraiser if you can. 💜🎄
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Not Often Heard @notoftenheard.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I’ve found my new Doctor #celebritytraitors
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I only started watching #CelebrityTraitors because I enjoyed the clips of Alan. Incredible pay off.
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I have been yelling for ten straight minutes #CelebrityTraitors
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Bat Krown 🦇🎃 @katbrownwrites.com · 06/11/2025
Only Alan could win, upset the faithful, and then immediately have them comforting him for being so upset, he is a national hero #CelebrityTraitors
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I have taken psychic damage from this #Traitors
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Ivan Brett @ivanbrett.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I can't believe I'm saying this: Alan Carr is the best traitor of all time. #CelebrityTraitors
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Jon Arnold @jonarnold.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Someone gif that Nick ‘oh fuck’ please. #CelebrityTraitors
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This person took this when they called the race
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Pay attention to who they’re telling you doesn’t matter: queer people, disabled people, immigrants, homeless people, school kids, the elderly - and care extra.
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Breaking: JD Vance just arrived in the Cotswolds, UK, on holiday. Apparently having this meme on his phone got one tourist banned from entering the US. So here it is on a huge billboard near where JD's holidaying 👍 📍Cheltenham, Cotswolds, UK
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
JD Vance is only a few miles away. I’ve put a protective cover on the outdoor seating.
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Cannot tell you the level of embarrassment when your town is embroiled in some right wing shittery.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The leopards They are eating each other yes YES The leopards are HUNGRY
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This is extraordinary: "emissions by data centres needed to train and deliver AI services are estimated at around 3 per cent of the global total, close to those created by the aviation industry."
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Tracey Binnie @traceybinnie.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Good guys Belgium and Spain put up captions stating their views on Israel after #eurovision
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Ally @hamiltown.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Immediately after Israel comes 2nd in Eurovision, BBC News comes on, and the first story is footage of Israel bombing Gaza and killing children Someone please tell me how this is real life? 😔 free Palestine 🇵🇸 #Eurovision #Politics #Palestine #Israhell
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
So Eurovision is gonna need to have a VERY REAL conversation internally about what to do about a certain country that has phone banked two years in a row because of politics, right? This year was a near miss that could have killed the event. Christ that would have been bad.
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MrAdamR @mradamr.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The horrific situation that the EBU have put #Eurovision in where a country commuting GENOCIDE can nearly win the contest is an insult to everything it stands for.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Never been happier for a boring song to win Eurovision Fuuuucking hell
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Geert @geertiolanda.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Israel winning on the night it launches its new ground offensive in Gaza would have killed the contest. We can't keep doing this, they need to be kicked out #Eurovision
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Debbie M @heavenstobetsie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
hey EBU, if you don't let a genocidal nation take part, you don't have to worry about a genocidal nation winning #Eurovision
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 17/05/2025
#Eurovision is tonight, and here's a hilarious fun fact about it: Israel has started a massive offensive against civilian populations in Gaza with the explicit aim of conquering the entire territory and ethnically cleansing its population, and Eurovision has aggressively refused to give a shit.
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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Everything feels like this now
Election meme: 50.1 Everyone gets a puppy, 49.9 diarrhea forever
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 18/05/2025
I once worked somewhere when, every time one of our artists was on the radio, we were asked to drop everything and Shazam the shit out of it on wifi to drive it up the most-shazamed charts apropos of absolutely nothing, obvs
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
You’re telling me that they had to mute the audience whenever Israel was on, but Europe gave them enough votes to come a close second? I call horse shit.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The Israelis have killed at least 140 ppl in Gaza in 24h www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
theguardian.com
Israel accused of ethnic cleansing after more than 140 killed in Gaza in 24 hours
Israel says intensified bombings are part of campaign expansion to ‘achieve all of the war goals in Gaza’
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Misha is: a box full of howls @howliet.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Quite enjoying my timeline is wall to wall “thank fucking Christ” #eurovision
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Suzi Ovens @suziovens.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
media.tenor.com
a flag with a red triangle in the middle
ALT: a flag with a red triangle in the middle
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NYU Faculty & Staff for Justice in Palestine @nyufsjp.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Yesterday, May 16, 2025, at Tisch graduation, the faculty of the NYU Game Center staged a silent but searing protest.
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Jenét Morrow @jenetallday.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Seven European nations urge Israel to ‘reverse its current policy’ on Gaza www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/5/...
aljazeera.com
Seven European nations urge Israel to ‘reverse its current policy’ on Gaza
Israel has halted the entry of food, medication and all other essentials into the Palestinian territory since March 2.
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RTÉ News @news.rte.ie · 17/05/2025
Tens of thousands of people are taking part in a pro-Palestine protest in Dublin calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
rte.ie
Govt urged to impose sanctions on Israel over Gaza war
Tens of thousands of people are taking part in a pro-Palestine protest in Dublin calling for an immediate ceasefire to what the organisers have described as "the genocide" in Gaza.
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Joint Statement by 🇮🇪 🇮🇸 🇱🇺 🇲🇹 🇳🇴 🇸🇮 🇪🇸 on Palestine #Gaza
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