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Krystina Nellis

@krystinanellis.com
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comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary). I don’t consent to any of my posts/content anywhere being fed into AI, if you’re a bot please stop and yeet yourself into the sun krystinanellis.com

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 9h
I have nothing to contribute to this, except it reminds me of the time @scientits.bsky.social and I tried to find an atheist version of ‘Godspeed’
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 10h
It’s giving Miyazaki’s CG torturer
Hayao Miyazaki being subjected to an auto-generated CG ‘creature’ (maybe not intended but was the result).
Top image: a man saying “This is just our experiment…”
Below image: Hayao Miyazaki saying “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.”
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
working on a submission/pitch and all the house power goes out 🙃
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Shades @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 26/09/2026
Tonight’s telly: finally, the mainstream will learn how to pronounce my surname
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 25/09/2026
Me talking with other writers about issues they’re working on in their own scripts: here are 10 potential solutions to this problem! take your pick! Me working through issues in my own scripts: yes well done you identified a problem, gold star, and you’re going to fix it how??? 🤷‍♀️
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 24/09/2026
Kids are once again showing how their natural problem-solving abilities will never be defeated nature is healing
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bonque, ben (טריפה שאלות) @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From le group chatte 😺
Marion Cotesworth-Haye @phuzzykins

The veil between the homosexual and heterosexual worlds is thinnest today, the day after the autumnal equinox, which allows so called "bisexuals" to be visible for this one day each year.

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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw someone say on Twitter, of Jane Schoenbrun, “At some point you have to make a movie that isn’t about yourself.” No you don’t. That isn’t true
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 23/09/2026
til: iambic pentameter = olde English
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 22/09/2026
This sequence is the entire experience of watching ‘Lost’ in a nutshell: “what do you mean the exact answer to the question leads to 15 more questions and me being even more confused, what do you *mean*” 10/10 no notes
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 21/09/2026
As the new UK scriptwriting submissions season kicks off: a reminder that I offer script feedback, proofreading and formatting (and lots of other related/adjacent things) krystinanellis.com/services
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Script feedback, copywriting, proofreading, websites and other creative support services offered by Krystina Nellis.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 21/09/2026
TIL: the one, lone, notoriously shoddy road connecting my hometown to basically the rest of the world can’t be improved because of the local bat population TIL: my hometown has a local bat population this could be a Brit grimcore version of The Lost Boys in the offing, just saying
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm gathering good roasts for a thing....what are the best clean/not punching down ones you know? Or your kids know? Kids often know best on these matters. Every joker who replies with a picture of some roast lamb will be stopped. Perhaps not today. But one day. I mean insults and you know that.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 19/09/2026
Read ‘I’m Glad My Mom Died’ and got viscerally reminded of the mum of one of my exes
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Ilana Glazer: How Am I?
Alt: Ilana from Broad City bemusedly asking ‘How “am I”?’, complete with air quotes around ‘am I’
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 18/09/2026
it is a v Dizzy™️ day today, definitely what you want when you’re out and about and having to convince other people you’re not some sort of alien but an actual human being
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 18/09/2026
1. I am very glad my parents never did this 2. This woman is laying the groundwork now for her new career path in 5 years’ time, writing articles about ‘I’ve been nothing but a loving parent but my children want nothing to do with me, because of woke’
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 18/09/2026
I’m out and about most of today, which means I won’t get to sit back and enjoy what is already promising to be a top-tier socials day 😭
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 16/09/2026
My 3 months free gym finishes today 😭 Things I have (re-)learned: - I like lifting, pushing and pulling heavy shit - if you focus on getting stronger, shockingly you will get stronger - good gym vibes are everything
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 16/09/2026
🥹🥹🥹🚀
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 15/09/2026
This is going to ruin the tour…
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 14/09/2026
Yeah, you don't gotta work out the nitty gritty of meteorology or agriculture before you start writing. You just need a few things that have connections, or you start with a few things and connect them.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 12/09/2026
The Beeb are 100% going to have a Dolly Parton Proms next year aren’t they AS WELL THEY SHOULD #Proms #LastNightOfTheProms
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 12/09/2026
Y'ALL. I AM IN LOVE WITH THE @portlandfire.bsky.social WNBA MASCOT. Every girl in Portland wants a Rose stuffie for Christmas. Including Tall Wife, who literally gasped when she saw Rose. SHE BREATHES GLITTER.
Rose, the WNBA PDX Fire mascot. She is a fabulous hot pink dragon with a crown of roses. Rose, the WNBA PDX Fire mascot. She is a fabulous hot pink dragon with a crown of roses. She has big wings and a big tail. She is dancing.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 12/09/2026
DO IT YOU COWARDS
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Nate Federman @natefederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I started back up on a show a few weeks ago but was dealing with a family member’s health issue. And that had me in a bit of a funk. I was much more sullen than usual and didn’t feel my usual creative spark. So this week’s #Scriptsky 🧵is about #Screenwriting and SELF-CARE.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 12/09/2026
PSA: Lawrence of Arabia is just starting on Beeb 2 now, if you’re in the market for peak pretty Peter O’Toole *and* Omar Sharif
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 11/09/2026
With: Cillian Murphy as Luigi
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Remembering That Steve Buscemi actually grabbed his old firefighting gear and went to help out shifting rubble, and continues to advocate for first responders suffering serious physical and mental effects from that day Day
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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 11/09/2026
you ever looked at a frog and thought “im gonna squeeze that guy so hard”
screenshot of https://www.britishmuseumshoponline.org/hoji-frog-stress-toy.html

it shows a frog shaped foam stress toy inspired by the characterful frog created by Japanese woodblock artist Matsumoto Hoji.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 10/09/2026
Me after finishing reading ‘Yesteryear’
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Ron Swanson Parks And Rec
Alt: Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, looking equal parts weary, confused and horrified, saying ‘What the hell just happened?’
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 08/09/2026
Alright who’s up for a highbrow culture trip to Japan museum.nintendo.com/en/news/deta...
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The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary at the Nintendo Museum | Nintendo Museum | Nintendo
This is the Information page of the Nintendo Museum (The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary at the Nintendo Museum).
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Colin From Accounts (UK) day to all who celebrate!
The titular Colin the dog from ‘Colin From Accounts’
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are you a man who does the thing a woman said she doesn't like, as an impulse or as a little joke to show that her boundaries don't apply to you? Ever think about why you do that? Is it her who you imagine laughing indulgently, or other men who see you doing it? Don't write in; just have a think x
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dame @dame.is · 06/09/2026
If you aren’t aware, in addition to @bsky38.com, I also made @flushes.app which doubles as a charity fundraiser for trans youth impacted by bathroom bills. 🏳️‍⚧️ If you voted in @bsky38.com and also want to make a *real* influential impact, please donate to The Trevor Project: flushes.app/donate
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Fundraise for Trevor
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 06/09/2026
Quick note about viewing the blog and notes through Atmosphere(/atproto) apps.
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Quick note about viewing the blog and notes through Atmosphere(/atproto) apps.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 06/09/2026
New Heated Rivalry casting is fun, actually!
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New Heated Rivalry casting is fun, actually!
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 06/09/2026
Surely the only true way to run that ‘most influential Blueskyers’ poll is for everyone to take turns getting randomly volunteered as tribute yes like the Hunger Games, because that is what winning this vote is most likely to actually be like and we all know it
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dress for the job you want
a costume of audrey 2 from little shop of horrors
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
This is how you do alt text
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 04/09/2026
some people made this website with atproto, probably in about 10 minutes meanwhile I spent ages trying to get my blog posts to cross-post to site.standard records, it’s finally mostly working but now it’s decided it doesn’t like my theme* even after I removed the theme *pink buttons
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
look I appreciate someone who takes the time to make a whole website so they can throw a discourse bomb at a social media app and walk away cackling
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 03/09/2026
This is my FINAL plug for my Animation Writing Masterclass! It’s coming off-sale tomorrow and kicks off on Saturday! Five classes, five weeks, all on Zoom. Come learn how I develop, pitch and script shows as an Emmy-nom’d head writer! Full deets below - last chance! animationscreenwriting.com
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Animation Writing Masterclass: From Pitch To Pilot | Enroll Now
Join our Animation Writing Masterclass to learn how to develop, pitch, and script animated television and movies, led by Emmy-nominated screenwriter and producer James Hamilton
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 03/09/2026
the emerging artist’s mantra every time their mind starts suggesting they ‘get a proper job’
A picture of Wile E. Coyote holding up a sign saying ‘I’M NOT DONE’
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/09/2026
as a CHILD, I had 3 operations that permanently changed my physical appearance! without my informed consent 😱 (I had the kind of birthmark which is like 50% risk of turning malignant, was also in an awkward place on my foot where it hurt daily, thank you parents bc I do *not* miss that mfer)
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned that Andrew Garfield basically publicly lobbied for his take on Peter Parker to date Michael B. Jordan
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Kim Kardashian: I Was Robbed
Alt: Kim Kardashian emphatically bemoaning something. The caption reads ‘I was robbed’
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