iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026

if you see something online and it becomes your whole day or whatever thats not normal

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026

"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 10/09/2026

trying to be grounded in your magic green space wizard show??? how bout this: YOU'RE grounded. don't leave your room until you've learned how to write snappy dialogue that doesn't sound like a redditor practicing conversations in the shower

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026

mom the devs are getting AI psychosis can you pick me up from the website

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/08/2026

the right wing's ideal vision of the city is a sterile mall patrolled by security guards to keep out the riffraff, navigable only by car, and solely containing recognizable branded dining/shopping experiences

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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 27/03/2026

i got into journalism for the same reason most people do: i wanted more pictures of spider-man

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with

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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Even more visitors will be flocking to Iceland for the solar eclipse, so here’s a much-requested phrase in Icelandic (“Hello. I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”). Icelandic pronunciation tips: youtu.be/ivLPqkEaKOI

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

jimothy is a psy op

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

cyclospora is unable to infect buffalo wings with a big side of blue cheese. something to keep in mind

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop

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Greg Tito @gregtito.com · 15/07/2026

literal solarpunk

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

sure, Magic: The Gathering is cool but have you tried Magic: The Cancelled Plans

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 08/07/2026

one of the most evil things AI has brought us

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Leon Barillaro is UNIONIZING @barilleon.com · 30/06/2026

Just watched a robin pull up a worm from the soil at 8:37 pm. We’ve let the early birds control the narrative for too fucking long.

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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/06/2026

in a just world you would be killed with 2x4s for writing an op-ed

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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Brian Michael Bendis.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Josh Hokit is the perfect representative of Trumpism: a thuggish, semi-literate lout who trash talks and pukes on himself. A piece of shit, admired by pieces of shit, celebrating being a piece of shit.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

TOM BOMBADIL, TECH SUPPORTE: Hey dol, merry dol! Floweres and starres and rayne! Turne off your machyne and wayte, then turne it on agayne!

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superkrautdog @superkrautdog.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

"Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client...IS GUILTY!! *gasps* *shock* ...of being innocent!" *wild applause* *cheers*

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

for the boomer so loved himself that he gave his only begotten children, so that the nasdaq may never perish but have everlasting life

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

billionaire tribunals when

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Friday Strout @isfriday.northsky.social · 12/05/2026

Democrats are cowards. Simple as

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Courtney Miller @comill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

“AI is here so you may as well accept it and take advantage of it-“ JUST SAY YOU’RE MORALLY AND ARTISTICALLY CORRUPT

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

a huge share of the south's moral bankruptcy is downstream from the fact that america gave up on reconstruction. ideally, southern whites should've been disenfranchised, disarmed, shamed, excluded from the social contract pending forced reeducation lasting a generation or more

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

a lot of blink-182's music has aged kind of childish and cringe but damn if this is isn't probably the best pop-punk song anyone ever made

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blink-182 - Feeling This (Official Video)

YouTube video by blink182VEVO

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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Some people have gotten way too comfortable not being smacked in the mouth and it shows.

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superkrautdog @superkrautdog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Born too early for infinite renewable energy, born too late for cocaine in soda.

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Jack @jackflash.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Listening to a demon with skin of a worn-out football tell me that drinking Head and Shoulders will cure meningitis.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/04/2026

kids who were in single digits when fortnite came out are now old enough to die in wars of aggression

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 31/03/2026

bilboification

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

fellas is it gay to have a war plan

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Let us consider the Emperor Commodus, who attired himself as Hercules, claimed to be a god, attempted to rename Rome after himself and raped every girl and boy whose crossed his way. His reign was described by Gibbon as marking the onset of the moral and spiritual collapse of the Roman Empire.

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Trump’s Signature Is Set to Be Added to America’s Currency

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

This is just Nostalgia Politics by a different name. I have basically zero interest in anything that politically looks like this.

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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

it’s pretty crazy i have to do my job even when i have a little tummy ache or when it’s nice outside or when there’s a war or whatever.

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

senator sheehy should be fired and arrested. what a fucking traitor.

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