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Dark femme fantasy | Disgruntled Veteran If it ain't broke, try harder. Smash it to bits. World's Most Okayest Artist GET ART ➡️ tawnyfritz.com ⬅️

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 21h
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 21h
IDK why but I regularly randomly remember that awkward time Jeb Bush said "please clap" and I die of second hand embarrassment.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've tried a lot of face washes that claim to remove makeup but nothing, and I mean N O T H I N G, removes my makeup in one go like Head and Shoulders shampoo/conditioner.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I absolutely love it when already tall women wear platform heels to be even more towering. Bonus points when they're with a short king partner.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's some human made art by me. A set of stairs for my short movie. put the finishing touches on it!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My 17 yo, discussing a powdered vitamin on their upper lip: They're gonna think I do crack. Wait, that's not how you do crack. How do you do crack? Do you sniff it?
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if I just didn't.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IDK if it's the weather or what but I'm in a big time funk.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dallas this weekend, Denver the next!
Blackliner pens and a mechanical pencil laying on top of an ink drawing. The drawing is a vignette ink portrait of a fae type woman with large crooked horns, long hair, and starry dangling earrings. She is looking off to her left with a bit of a pouty expression.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dallas this weekend, Denver the next!
Blackliner pens and a mechanical pencil laying on top of an ink drawing. The drawing is a vignette ink portrait of a fae type woman with large crooked horns, long hair, and starry dangling earrings. She is looking off to her left with a bit of a pouty expression.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you know why I dislike things like that NY Times List of 100 Top TV Shows? Bc it feels like all the people who try to be edgy by hating things people love start cracking their knuckles to shit on things that make people happy. YES I SEE THE IRONY IN THIS POST! You never seen a hypocrite before?
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sigh*
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Could new bus shelter roofs help New Yorkers stay cool in extreme heat? We're testing a few in Brownsville to find out: a green roof covered with native plants, and reflective roofs covered with low-cost, heat-resilient film.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moose: All the bird feeders are full so if the bluejays give you shit, tell them to shut their beak hole.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What video game feels like home to you?
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Masochist: Beat me 🥵 Sadist: No 😈
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, crabby: *punks at my husband, pretending I'm gonna punch him* Moose: You're so pretty 🥰
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Full sploot. He's ok, just cooling off his nuts on the concrete. Pun intended.
A fat gray squirrel in a full sploot on some shaded concrete
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moose has been bullying* me into taking a walk every day and it's really fucking annoying how positively these walks have affected me. Stupid walks for stupid mental and physical health.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was on a watch floor working as an intelligence analyst in Hawaii when the first Tower was hit. We were all staring at the multiple TVs when it hit the second. Collective gasp, holding breath. We were locked down immediately and weren't allowed to travel off island for 9 months. It was surreal.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ARTISTS: You are not a machine, you are not a hired monkey. Protect your peace.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I broke up with a dream client today and while there have been harder situations in my life, this was an agonizing decision and not one I made lightly. At least now I'm free to work on the things I've been putting aside. I'll hopefully have new original art available at O&C in Dallas and Denver.
A vignette ink portrait of a fae type woman with large crooked horns, long hair, and starry dangling earrings. She is looking off to her left with a bit of a pouty expression.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I broke up with a dream client today and while there have been harder situations in my life, this was an agonizing decision and not one I made lightly. At least now I'm free to work on the things I've been putting aside. I'll hopefully have new original art available at O&C in Dallas and Denver.
A vignette ink portrait of a fae type woman with large crooked horns, long hair, and starry dangling earrings. She is looking off to her left with a bit of a pouty expression.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guy at Costco: Thanks for arranging the items like that! Moose: I know how you like it. Face down, barcode up.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: I need your help Moose: with what? Me: This is Sword...
A 43 year old man dutifully obliging his artist wife by holding an ice scraper like it's a sword so she can use it for reference.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: I need your help Moose: with what? Me: This is Sword...
A 43 year old man dutifully obliging his artist wife by holding an ice scraper like it's a sword so she can use it for reference.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
17 yo: I want to look at your skin Me: that's the weirdest thing you've ever said to me 17 yo: no but you look like wheat bread
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Amanda Seyfried with one of her pet peacocks, named Kevin. 🦚 The peacock is a rescue animal living on her farm, which operates as a sanctuary for various animals including goats and horses. #peacock #celeb #farm
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I really have to pee but my 17 yo is curled up beside me after crying their eyes out over their first love so I can't get up.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Moose, 6'3", 220 lbs: The VA doctor said I'm half a percentage from being obese 😔 Me, speaking for all women everywhere:
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First Time Meme: Man with Noose
Alt: First Time Meme: Man with Noose
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Makes sense that it's split like that since I spent years 3-8 outside Houston. Also, for the record and aggressively... it's "PO'BOY" not "poor boy." Pronouncing it poor boy feels like that Steve Buscemi gif.
A U.S. map titled “mydialect — Standard” shows regional similarity to the viewer’s dialect. A color scale runs from blue (“Least like you”) to red (“Most like you”), with the strongest similarity concentrated across Louisiana, eastern Texas, and the Gulf Coast. Green markers label Dallas, Houston, and New Orleans. Portland, Oregon; Boston, Massachusetts; and Portland, Maine are also marked in the Northeast and Pacific Northwest. Alaska and Hawaii appear as insets at lower left. The map credits mydialect.us.A survey results card shows “Cities most & least like you.” Most similar cities are New Orleans, LA (45%), Houston, TX (44%), and Dallas, TX (42%). Least similar are Boston, MA (35%), Portland, ME (35%), and Portland, OR (36%). A section titled “What gave you away” lists answers that most strongly point to Louisiana: “poor boy” for the long sandwich containing cold cuts and vegetables; “aunt” pronounced the same as “ain’t”; “buggy” for a wheeled grocery cart; and “the devil is beating his wife” for rain falling while the sun is shining.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif shows up when you type your name?
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Sensual Dance Sexy Dance
Alt: Tawny Kitaen dancing on White Snake's car
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From now on, I will be addressing all groups as Theydees and Gentlethems.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OpenAI and Claude's logos both look like puckered buttholes which is very fitting because everything that comes out of them is shit. I am a proud LLM hater.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Willie Wonka is the prototype for Jigsaw" -a hell of a take by Jono of Cinema Therapy 😂
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My reaction to seeing a service dog in person is to intensely pet it with my eyeballs but in a way that's not distracting. Kinda like this:
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Samuel L. Jackson's Intense Stare
Alt: Samuel L. Jackson's Intense Stare
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I tried to ask my teen and they just rolled their eyes and sighed so I'm takin' to the internet. What is the distinction between "non-binary" and "gender non-conforming"?
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The way the light is hitting the plains cottonwood tree this morning is really pretty.
A 30+ foot tall plains cottonwood tree with golden light bathing its right side
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TIL that Coyote Ugly and Eat, Pray, Love are both based (varying degrees of loosely) on the life of the same woman.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I fell in love with a little Yorkie at NMDR and even tho we don't want a dog right now and I'm thrilled she was adopted so quickly, I'm still sad. It's weird to mourn the loss of a dog you never actually owned.
A tiny Yorkie gazing lovingly up at meA close up if a tiny Yorkie with deep soulful eyes
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mad Max: Annoyed Road
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Keith Decesare @keithdartist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your green art!
A vignette of a green dragon with a sly smirk. A tree above and roots below.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, QRP your green art 💚
An ink drawing side by side with a color version of an American Alligator surrounded by pink magnolia flowers. Both are vignettes.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He cut down the cherry trees. He. Cut down. The cherry trees.
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tawny fritz ⏩ Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo! @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, QRP your green art 💚
An ink drawing side by side with a color version of an American Alligator surrounded by pink magnolia flowers. Both are vignettes.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Fuck ICE" Mural in Los Angeles by Mister Alek
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you have never heard Ms. Dolly Parton and her goddaughter Miley Cyrus perform Miley’s jam “Wrecking Ball,” then you are in for a real treat. Please enjoy. #DollyParton #Dolly #Miley
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