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Brooke Breit

@brookebreit.bsky.social
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creative director at jackbox games actor and comedian in chicago flower on magic tavern party mom check out my sweet acting reel ok bye vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought this season of Survivor’s theme was Gangsta’s Paradise but now I’m going with Whale Actually #Survivor
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to pick the Survivor episode this morning and now I get JUMP SCARED BY IMPROV???
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally watching tonight’s Survivor and just got jump scared by that damn thumb. THUMB SCARE WARNING
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My kid, upon seeing a sign in a public bathroom asking people not to flush sanitary products in the toilet that featured an illustrated tampon, asked “who is bringing dynamite into the bathroom???”
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Accidentally scheduled a “Lunch & Lunch” at work instead of a “Lunch & Learn” so I appreciate your patience during this trying time when I’m trying to figure out if I’m a hero or an idiot
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the easiest YES whenever asked “should we do another girl’s night”?
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so you’re telling me a property fried these brothers?
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s called Survivor: Open Era because it can f#@k anyone it wants and you gotta be cool about it
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanted so badly for that one player to also get pants in her buff package #Survivor
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was so much fun to have MinnMax come by the office and it turns out they were recording (jk, I knew) Genuinely, what an absolute pleasure!!
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
she’s got short legs and big dreams of making the pants she bought online make sense with pure ambition and duct tape
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
URGENT: WHERE CAN I GET ALAN’S ASYMMETRICAL SUIT SITUATION FROM EP 2 OF THE TRAITORS???
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dentist has decorated for Halloween. I appreciate this jaunty little montage of “two Frankenstein Draculas enjoying a picnic style finger flight”
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a parent, no one prepares you for how much math you are going to have to pretend to know how to do
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know there aren’t any “winners” for school picture day, but also it’s definitely the kid that just walked out in the neon t shirt and Miami vice blazer
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s really weird that every day this week has somehow been a Wednesday 
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Baba is You, and you are what you eat… my god what have you done
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have strategically placed two cinnamon brooms in this house KISS MY FALL, BABY
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have gone full Michael Hitchcock in Waiting for Guffman over Widows Bay
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CAN WE JUST GIVE ONE TO DALE DICKEY TOO??
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WIDOWSBAYWIDOWSBAYWIDOWSBAYFUCKCAPECODWIDOWSBAYWDOWSBAYWIDOWSBAY
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When are we watching Over the Garden Wall? IS IT TIME ??!!?!? 🍁🍂🎃
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Jackbox Games @jackboxgames.com · 11/09/2026
Who is getting tickets for this year's hottest festival? 👀
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was hungry but uninspired so I googled for ideas but accidentally typed “late night snakes” google said “here are some nocturnal long guys but also popcorn you idiot”
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
nbd but my 13yo said “have they said Dee’s nuts on this show yet” super casually like 3 weeks ago #BB28
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
party mom 🪩
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We had to feed a neighbor’s cats last week, but this remains on our fridge, like a deeper mantra, so you can wake up and ask yourself ITS A NEW DAY FULL OF POSSIBILITY… HAVE YOU FED THE CATS And then I slap it like Ted lasso
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 3 of PAX is popping so hard my temporary tooth popped out hahaha I’m great just don’t look at meeeeee
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come by and say hiiiiiii
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope Cody said “should I do an accent out there?” and no one responded and he quietly said to himself “it’s showtime” #BB28
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you are in Chicago, and looking to something FUN and FOR AN AMAZING CAUSE, come to the Gman Tavern from 2:30-4pm TODAY. There will be music and incredible raffle prizes, all to raise money for a friend who needs our help. LETS GO
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BLURRY ECLIPSE PHOTO
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Floaters, you better grab a life vest” is also something I say to the small spots in my line of vision #BB28
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Checked on the moon just now, ahead of the lunar eclipse, and she’s looking gorgeous and spooky Excited to stay up and stare at the moon
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In honor of the icons we lost yesterday and today, remember to be kind, authentic and maybe a little campy and weird. We need more of that in the world ❤️
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am unreasonably excited for Pony Island 2 🐼🏝️
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Back at the orthodontist with my kid, which means I get to visit my favorite sleep paralysis demon
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I used potatoes to grow potatoes. I am a potato wizard
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ll be at PAX West in two weeks! Excited to play some games and see friends!
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
really respect my kid’s choice to buy barrettes that make it look like she is constantly being attacked by a tiny skeleton in her hair
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I watch Big Brother for the elaborate OTEV backstory and table setting. What RICH TAPESTRY WILL YOU WEAVE THIS TIME, OLD FRIEND
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hearing Nina Simone’s Feeling Good will always make me think of the promos for the final season of Six Feet Under and then I start crying
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my drink just asked me why I was so serious
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Y’all seen Colin from Accounts? It’s such an endearing show!
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love when my kid says “you were born in the 1900s, right?” hahahaha it’s the best and I’m not crying hahahaha
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
While describing this season Big Brother to some friends, we somehow stumbled across the fact that there’s an ACTUAL MUPPET NAMED THOG #bb28
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yellow watermelon is both delicious and fun to eat because my brain goes “oh pineapple WAIT NO watermelon” the entire time
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
just checking but in that xfinity minions commercial, they are absolutely saying “peepee lasagna”, right?
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
mirages to no one: we were the first thirst traps also mirages: wait is anyone there or are you just a me?
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do we think the velociraptor and Bigfoot are played by the same person? I need more info on these heroes #bb28
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