Reposted by superkrautdogceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt 392671408 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026if you see something online and it becomes your whole day or whatever thats not normal 621310 0
Reposted by superkrautdogweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107302534 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass 81134192 0
Reposted by superkrautdogAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy 533788894 0
Reposted by superkrautdogjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 10/09/2026trying to be grounded in your magic green space wizard show??? how bout this: YOU'RE grounded. don't leave your room until you've learned how to write snappy dialogue that doesn't sound like a redditor practicing conversations in the shower 2292 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026mom the devs are getting AI psychosis can you pick me up from the website 61917289 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/08/2026the right wing's ideal vision of the city is a sterile mall patrolled by security guards to keep out the riffraff, navigable only by car, and solely containing recognizable branded dining/shopping experiences 821210 0
Reposted by superkrautdogSteven Rich @datab.ae · 27/03/2026i got into journalism for the same reason most people do: i wanted more pictures of spider-man 9788163 0
Reposted by superkrautdogUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with 2141671120 0
Reposted by superkrautdogJackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Even more visitors will be flocking to Iceland for the solar eclipse, so here’s a much-requested phrase in Icelandic (“Hello. I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”). Icelandic pronunciation tips: youtu.be/ivLPqkEaKOI 10352129 0
Reposted by superkrautdogMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026jimothy is a psy op 8883436 0
Reposted by superkrautdogrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/07/2026cyclospora is unable to infect buffalo wings with a big side of blue cheese. something to keep in mind 1061778 0
Reposted by superkrautdogRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop 24905132 0
Reposted by superkrautdogCybertronic Spree @cybertronicspree.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Cryinggggg 37217 0
Reposted by superkrautdogBrooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026sure, Magic: The Gathering is cool but have you tried Magic: The Cancelled Plans 072 0
Reposted by superkrautdogjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 08/07/2026one of the most evil things AI has brought us 6802 0
Reposted by superkrautdogLeon Barillaro is UNIONIZING @barilleon.com · 30/06/2026Just watched a robin pull up a worm from the soil at 8:37 pm. We’ve let the early birds control the narrative for too fucking long. 0315 0
Reposted by superkrautdogMike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city 61098354 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/06/2026in a just world you would be killed with 2x4s for writing an op-ed 421414 0
Reposted by superkrautdogWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost" 334530988 0
Reposted by superkrautdogPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Josh Hokit is the perfect representative of Trumpism: a thuggish, semi-literate lout who trash talks and pukes on himself. A piece of shit, admired by pieces of shit, celebrating being a piece of shit. 462503371 0
Reposted by superkrautdogChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026TOM BOMBADIL, TECH SUPPORTE: Hey dol, merry dol! Floweres and starres and rayne! Turne off your machyne and wayte, then turne it on agayne! 6376106 0
superkrautdog @superkrautdog.bsky.social · 27/05/2026"Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client...IS GUILTY!! *gasps* *shock* ...of being innocent!" *wild applause* *cheers* 010 0
Reposted by superkrautdogdoom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026for the boomer so loved himself that he gave his only begotten children, so that the nasdaq may never perish but have everlasting life 0144 0
Reposted by superkrautdogMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026billionaire tribunals when 561465146 0
Reposted by superkrautdogFriday Strout @isfriday.northsky.social · 12/05/2026Democrats are cowards. Simple as 072 0
Reposted by superkrautdogCourtney Miller @comill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026“AI is here so you may as well accept it and take advantage of it-“ JUST SAY YOU’RE MORALLY AND ARTISTICALLY CORRUPT 14696167 0
Reposted by superkrautdogdoom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026a huge share of the south's moral bankruptcy is downstream from the fact that america gave up on reconstruction. ideally, southern whites should've been disenfranchised, disarmed, shamed, excluded from the social contract pending forced reeducation lasting a generation or more 1242 0
Reposted by superkrautdogdoom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026a lot of blink-182's music has aged kind of childish and cringe but damn if this is isn't probably the best pop-punk song anyone ever madeyoutu.beblink-182 - Feeling This (Official Video)YouTube video by blink182VEVO 1101 0
Reposted by superkrautdogtawny fritz ⏩ hibernation @tawnyfritz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Some people have gotten way too comfortable not being smacked in the mouth and it shows. 0122 0
superkrautdog @superkrautdog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Born too early for infinite renewable energy, born too late for cocaine in soda. 110 0
Reposted by superkrautdogJack @jackflash.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Listening to a demon with skin of a worn-out football tell me that drinking Head and Shoulders will cure meningitis. 120426 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/04/2026kids who were in single digits when fortnite came out are now old enough to die in wars of aggression 1031221 0
Reposted by superkrautdogMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor 7059321201 0
Reposted by superkrautdogMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026fellas is it gay to have a war plan 3159830 0
Reposted by superkrautdogScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Let us consider the Emperor Commodus, who attired himself as Hercules, claimed to be a god, attempted to rename Rome after himself and raped every girl and boy whose crossed his way. His reign was described by Gibbon as marking the onset of the moral and spiritual collapse of the Roman Empire.nytimes.comTrump’s Signature Is Set to Be Added to America’s Currency 36584167 0
Reposted by superkrautdogBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This is just Nostalgia Politics by a different name. I have basically zero interest in anything that politically looks like this. 3604365358 0
Reposted by superkrautdogJacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it. 11582231687 0
Reposted by superkrautdogmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 22/03/2026it’s pretty crazy i have to do my job even when i have a little tummy ache or when it’s nice outside or when there’s a war or whatever. 860246 0
