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@superjazz.bsky.social
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
B & D Foods Henning, MN
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/04/2024
I'm Rick Bitch
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinking about the original @mikkaio.bsky.social character "Mr. Watch This" in connection with recent events
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Caffeine Free Coke Guys
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Who You Callin’ Turkey @whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I insulted a small business owner on eBay until I got a refund
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hello's beautiful
An Instagram ad by Ellie Mental Health - Grand Rapids, MI. The image is a headshot of a young professional woman named Sydney. The post congratulates her for joining the medical practice. The post has 13 likes and 99 comments.The screenshot of the post includes five comments on the Instagram, all pushed from Facebook:
Ted Underhill - SHE HAS KIND EYES I BELIEVE SHE WILL DO WELL
Richard Barbian - Remember if you are cured  I doubt it, means a cu$tomer i$ lo$t.
WT Duggagan - Beautiful 
Anthony Saccoccia - Absolutely gorgeous and beautiful God bless you 🙏🙏
Bobby Richardson - Hello's beautiful
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm getting good ads
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Twitter 2 was such a fun week
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
once i went to see a japanese movie with a japanese friend of mine and the first scene some guy jumps in front of the tokyo train tracks and my friend leaned into me totally seriously and said "that is very japanese"
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I like letterboxd because it is fuck to wake up in the morning and see what movies my friends watched the night before
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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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cam🦆 @crduval.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thinking about the McDonalds Big Mike got my damn mouth waltering 👍
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Einstein just loved to talk about relativity. Relativity, relatively! This guy must have loved his cousins. E=mc²? More like Einstein="my cousins (my cousin)" So what else is going on
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1) I think this is one of the best TV music performances of all time, and it's for Ellen DeGeneres digital platform; 2) it's extremely fun to think about the studio audience for this; and 3) the worst modern talk show live performance I've ever heard is the other time Parquet Courts were on Ellen.
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Digital Exclusive: Parquet Courts Perform 'Stoned and Starving'
YouTube video by TheEllenShow
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
asking my failure of a son if he finds Burger King relatable
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/06/2024
U rockin with toilet?
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Going to post a bunch of pictures I have saved in my favorites folder on my phone
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
they really did happen
im imagining going on youtube dot com to watch a video of burger king branded rock band Coq Roq (this was a real thing that happened) and finding a sincere post thats like: im 12 years old and while my friends listen to justin bieber and rap i listen to Coq Roq! real music! like the kid thinks theyre a real band (they really happened tho)
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm considering freaking the fuck out this weekend
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I made an action comic and you can read it at battlegoblins.com
drawing of a goblin looking at you all crazy
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phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The last text before being broken up with. Maybe “meatloaf is in the oven” is not the vibe!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
you get too sleepy in the forest these big cats come and pick you up by the back of your neck and put you in a bed inside a big tree. then you wake up and check your phone and the bill is simply astronomical
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Im coolin in bonner
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Im coolin in bonner
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀 🌿🍀🌿🌿🌿🍀🌿🌿🍀 🍀🌿🌿🌱🍀🌿🌿🍀🌿 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🍀🌱🍀🌿 🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀🌿🦋🌱🌿 🌱🍀🍀🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 🌿🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀🌿🌿🍀
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
when my kids start acting up i tell them Mr Ass is gonna come looking for them and that seems to scare them into behaving. havent even had to make up anything about him
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Return
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cup World
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am a martial arts expert. Follow for more martial arts expert.
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wife left me unsupervised in a chair at the back of the store so now I'm eating a bunch of pills I found on the ground
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No surprise at the reports that the Knicks were heard blasting Knicks by Quarterbacks after last night's victory quarterbacks.bandcamp.com/track/knicks
quarterbacks.bandcamp.com
KNICKS, by QUARTERBACKS
from the album QUARTERBOY
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
☝️
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Responding "nothing much, you" when someone ask "how are you" is an example of taking control of a situation
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Robert Tiffin @tiffin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
what a save by blackwood
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~175 lbs @mattroarty.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Perdido Street Station
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Normal guy having a usual sit (grand canyon)
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
96f real feel and you do this? Taken moments before I broke their windows to free these blessed fur babies.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This show is in 1.5 hours. Shit writing that made me nervous!!!!
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Absolute bucket list sighting today
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Elder Scrolls: Oblivion conversation screenshot except Tati Westbrook is edited in as the character. This joke is for three people
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Everyone needs to get off my fucking computer
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 14/05/2026
How is this possible?
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Peep This Bot @peepthisbot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Going to post a bunch of pictures I have saved in my favorites folder on my phone
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