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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I always offer the candidate a coffee or other drink if they want one before we start. At worst, their bringing in a coffee from outside only tells me that they thought our coffee might not be any good.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Is it too late to get Chi Osse on the general ballot?

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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

EMILY WILSON'S AGENT: But she doesn't actually have any particular expertise in that— COMMISSIONING EDITOR: OK, *two* truckloads of gold

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I know it's a long shot, but I hope there's a hero in Clacton with Brad Landers's "Good Fucking Riddance" t-shirt at the election results should the Count pull off the upset.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My mom took me to one and I knew it was bullshit, but my little brother didn't so it just caught up to me a little later.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

There's no way he pays for crunchyroll; he'll have to stop at Wano.

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

At least after sitting through this, Donald Trump will never want to intervene in anything related to soccer ever again.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Dang, just missed the Space Invader train to Rockaway.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well, at least the fifteenth red flag finally convinced people

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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026

Great moments in U.S. History.

Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

More traffic violence on 7th Ave: this time a driver smashed into the Brooklyn Conservatory of Music. @nyc.streetsblog.org @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social

An SUV has a smashed front end, as does the stoop in front of the Brooklyn conservatory of music. Workers are sweeping up and putting caution tape across the entry stairs.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

why did obama leave a baseball on the oval office desk

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Oh dang, I just tried it and it almost called 911 on me 😄

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

There used to be a button press combo (5 power buttons quickly, I think?) that allowed you to do that without looking in case of emergency, but I think people complained about doing it accidentally.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

This is the one that made me do a spit-take just now.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

And Tails would be the best character you could pluck from a game to be a gym partner, right? He'd motivate you, focus on technique, and wouldn't be a gym bro.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

For me, Sonic Frontiers is the best workout playlist you can get, that just happens to come with a big fun game.

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Perfidia Minneapolis @whimsikal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Exactly. And shout out to editors specifically.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I've heard of the Bill Nye in school thing from other xennials before, but it was never a thing for me. But I did have a pager for work in the early 2000s.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

"the gold medal game intermission report, bright to you by Pokémon" was not something I expected to hear this morning.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I tried cooked radishes today and now wonder: why are these a thing? It seems to take all of the uniquely radish-y flavors and throw it away in favor of mushy vegetable blandness.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

And technically, number 8 was in Spanish.

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Johannes Hillje @jhillje.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Heute in den USA (links). Vor 100 Jahren in Deutschland (rechts).

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Passed the JLPT N4! Just barely! 😐 It's still my plan to take the N3 this year, but I won't pass it if I can't figure out how to learn vocabulary more effectively.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

You can say Merry Protein again

Social media post from the White House with a dark, just flat-out sinister image of RFKj with meme font saying “WE ARE
ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN”

Seriously the picture is fucked up

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Fwiw she's @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social here. And now you have me thinking I should read it again too, for the first time in 35 years or so.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

On the second day of the new fares, the B train is well and truly fucked this morning...

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

TIL turkey can be cooked from frozen. I thought the Costco directions were crazy but apparently it's a thing!

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Threaten me with a good time, etc. etc.

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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

No one is better at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than Chuck Schumer.

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 02/11/2025

The idea that Nigeria's approach to dealing with terrorism might be superior to the US approach, does not compute in the minds of biased people. They assume that the US approach must be better. Similar to how biased people could not understand how Nigeria was doing better against Covid than the US🤷🏿‍♂️

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