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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wtf
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile, at the company 5k...
A group of runners along the Hudson River, wearing the kind of tubes you expect cats and dogs to play in, running in formation like a caterpillar/worm/other long-aspect-ratio animal.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dang, just missed the Space Invader train to Rockaway.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
More traffic violence on 7th Ave: this time a driver smashed into the Brooklyn Conservatory of Music. @nyc.streetsblog.org @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social
An SUV has a smashed front end, as does the stoop in front of the Brooklyn conservatory of music. Workers are sweeping up and putting caution tape across the entry stairs.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
7 Av B/Q
A whiteboard in an MTA customer service agent kiosk. A black sticker reading "Backpacks and large packages are subject to random search by Police" runs along the top. A festive only-in-New-York scene has been drawn on the board. A maniacal-looking pigeon-penguin hybrid, head tilted slightly upwards, has black striped wings, a purple and green banded neck, and the eye of a goat. He or she exhorts their rodent friend to enjoy the holiday season with a playful "MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!!" The rodent, a long but somewhat narrow looking white rat, has a pink nose, a bucktooth, a long tail and, with what may be homage to Chagall, an incongruous stick figure rendition of a troll riding upon it. The rat, with an eager smile, replies with gusto, "LET'S EAT OUR HOLIDAY GARBAGE," for, strewn upon the ground between these flaneurs, lies a red-striped candy cane, broken in half, and the top half of a gingerbread person. The gingerbread is wearing a fixed fondant smile, set long ago in better days when it was likely sold for an ungodly sum in a Manhattan bakery. Now, missing a hand, its legs, and half of its torso, the smile belies its fervent wish for a speedy denouement, a release from this cruel world beset with the twin threats of a wasteful capitalistic society and equally ravenous mutant urban fauna.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Thank you, MTA person who decided to give B train riders a little joy this morning.
The arrivals board is haunted by ghosts this morning.... and the B indicator has been replaced with a pumpkin.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
WSJ doing WSJ headlines again:
Wall Street Journal headline: "Opinion: Two Elite College Degree Worked Well for Me"
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog lately.
Big red balloons in a store just asking for a blue hedgehog to smash into them.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
new meme just dropped
NYC ranked choice mailerDemonstration ranked choice ballot, featuring an unranked raccoon with headphones, a cat wearing a necktie with a bodega coffee ranked first, a pigeon wearing a hat ranked third, a mouse wearing a baseball cap ranked second, a squirrel in a headband and eating pizza ranked fourth, and a rat ranked fifth.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Nice!
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Thanks to YouTube, there's a lot of bands' shows I keep going back and rewatching, and all I can think is: those lucky bastards in the audience. One of those being Floating Points at Printworks in London. Well, tonight I got to be a lucky bastard, and I only had to go to Knockdown Center in Queens.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Thanks, @nyctsubway.bsky.social ...
The MTA reports no alerts for the B train.The MTA also says I just missed a 6:49 pm B train, and the next one won't be until 25 minutes later at 7:14 pm.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ganon shall never get his hands on the Pieforce.
Three pie slices arranged in the shape of a Triforce.
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy (US) Thanksgiving from your North American fan club, @themerl.bsky.social! I was wondering: have turkeys ever been a part of the English farming industry?
A large inflatable turkey is on a Thanksgiving parade route. (21st century turkey trying its best to be like a 19th century hog.)
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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh deer (with J and @ala-kazoo.bsky.social)
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