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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Is it too late to get Chi Osse on the general ballot?

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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

EMILY WILSON'S AGENT: But she doesn't actually have any particular expertise in that— COMMISSIONING EDITOR: OK, *two* truckloads of gold

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I know it's a long shot, but I hope there's a hero in Clacton with Brad Landers's "Good Fucking Riddance" t-shirt at the election results should the Count pull off the upset.

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

At least after sitting through this, Donald Trump will never want to intervene in anything related to soccer ever again.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Dang, just missed the Space Invader train to Rockaway.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well, at least the fifteenth red flag finally convinced people

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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026

Great moments in U.S. History.

Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

More traffic violence on 7th Ave: this time a driver smashed into the Brooklyn Conservatory of Music. @nyc.streetsblog.org @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social

An SUV has a smashed front end, as does the stoop in front of the Brooklyn conservatory of music. Workers are sweeping up and putting caution tape across the entry stairs.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

why did obama leave a baseball on the oval office desk

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

For me, Sonic Frontiers is the best workout playlist you can get, that just happens to come with a big fun game.

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Perfidia Minneapolis @whimsikal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Exactly. And shout out to editors specifically.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

"the gold medal game intermission report, bright to you by Pokémon" was not something I expected to hear this morning.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I tried cooked radishes today and now wonder: why are these a thing? It seems to take all of the uniquely radish-y flavors and throw it away in favor of mushy vegetable blandness.

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Johannes Hillje @jhillje.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Heute in den USA (links). Vor 100 Jahren in Deutschland (rechts).

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Passed the JLPT N4! Just barely! 😐 It's still my plan to take the N3 this year, but I won't pass it if I can't figure out how to learn vocabulary more effectively.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

You can say Merry Protein again

Social media post from the White House with a dark, just flat-out sinister image of RFKj with meme font saying “WE ARE
ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN”

Seriously the picture is fucked up

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

On the second day of the new fares, the B train is well and truly fucked this morning...

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

TIL turkey can be cooked from frozen. I thought the Costco directions were crazy but apparently it's a thing!

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Threaten me with a good time, etc. etc.

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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

No one is better at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than Chuck Schumer.

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 02/11/2025

The idea that Nigeria's approach to dealing with terrorism might be superior to the US approach, does not compute in the minds of biased people. They assume that the US approach must be better. Similar to how biased people could not understand how Nigeria was doing better against Covid than the US🤷🏿‍♂️

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Thank you, MTA person who decided to give B train riders a little joy this morning.

The arrivals board is haunted by ghosts this morning.

... and the B indicator has been replaced with a pumpkin.

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

A white man killed another white man, but Black people are catching death threats. So, instead of talking about white feelings again, I explored my own death threats, and tips for others who are unused to white America. My latest in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/poli...

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Threatening Vulnerable People Is No Way to Mourn Someone Who Was Murdered

Those who had nothing to do with the violence against Charlie Kirk are being menaced—just like always.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

My fellow New Yorkers, let's make 2026 the year we all ask, "Hakeem who?"

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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

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hey there, benji. @benjaminfaye.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy. And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

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qntm @qntm.org · 07/09/2025

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

New York Post headline writers scrambling to find out if it was a ham sandwich.

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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 21/08/2025

Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press. “While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.” www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...

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The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor

The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.

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クリストファー @superdupercrispy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This one's still on my need-to-watch list; last night I finally got around to watching High and Low.

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

One of my favorite stickers to bust out when I hear someone shit-talking Chicago.

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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 09/08/2025

EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...

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It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug

A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

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