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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2025
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Important to know that these cuts kick in right after the 2026 midterms. That’s how you know they know it’s bad.
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Shaun @darkcerbshaun.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
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Chris Evenhuis on Haunted Hill 🎃 @chrisevenhuis.com · 25/06/2025
Happy 43rd birthday, John Carpenter's THE THING!
Screenshot from John Carpenter's The Thing. It's the scene where the head has grown legs and sneaks into the hallway behind McReady, joyfully wearing a party hat, blowing a party whistle and throwing confetti.
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Cantih @cantih.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
On that note, these 128 spineless shits couldn't be bothered to back impeaching Trump. Go see if yours is there, and do some stuff. See if there's a primary challenger, make a call, tell them it ain't them next year unless they start doing shit this year.
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
Congress, now more than ever, our nation needs your cowardice
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
ICE denied U.S. Reps. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) and Jonathan Jackson (D-IL) entry into it’s facility in Chicago.
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Domino @dominotwist.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Want the chance to win a 60” zappy cat!?! I’m sure you do. Follow Repost Comment maybe the stars will align for you ✨ These guys are on pre-order so winner will receive their ✨prize✨ once they arrive If you’d like to guarantee yourself a ⚡️ cat, order here ⬇️ www.dominotwist.com/store/p/ligh...
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MecCoffee @meccoffee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ready for tomorrow...courtesy of @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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Chris Gelardi @chrisgelardi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This moment when some dude whipped out a bagpipe and accompanied a "the people united will never be defeated" chant
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🅑🅞🅧🅔🅡🅑🅤🅝🥊🐰 @boxerbun.fun · 10/06/2025
ⓟⓤⓟⓟⓨ ⓑⓞⓓⓔⓖⓐ// 017
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Need this outfit for watering my plants
WikiVictorian: "Gardening ensemble, 1830s. FIDM Museum."
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Mr. Cool | Y2K Xtreme VTuber @cubetube.tv · 10/06/2025
please stand and salute the flag 🫡
grocery store end cap display of light pink, white, and light blue cans of monster, the colors of the transgender flag
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information: Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124 Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744 Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665 Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004 Arizona Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235 Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521 1/17
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
As you watch ICE terrorize Los Angeles, remember: private prison companies are going to get very, very rich off Trump's cruelty.
youtu.be
The Truth About the U.S. Border | Robert Reich
The full story about immigration you aren't getting from politicians and the media. Watch More: The Military-Industrial
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Zoe | Sewpoke @sewpoke.co.uk · 03/06/2025
My Ko-fi store has just been crammed full of these guys, all leftover from confuzzled and looking for homes! Shares are super appreciated 💖 Free UK shipping! ko-fi.com/sewpoke/shop
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 09/06/2025
don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage
LAPD Publishes Crime Footage It Got From a Waymo Driverless Car
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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gay BAT monty 🔜 ASC @gayrat.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
learn your history, besties
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KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ BLFC @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
CALL. YOUR. REPS.
2 of my cats being treated for bird flu caused pneumonia by vet staff at Dove Lewis wearing full PPE gear. The kitten in the vet's arms passed away on 2-14.
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Sara McCandless @saramccandless.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Fresh fish, caught with bear hands
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress: "They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Graham Reznick @grahamreznick.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck the combination fuck ice and fuck trump
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bispau @bispau.art · 11/12/2024
🥺🥺🥺 I think it's finished
Illustration of two cats hiding under a mushroom while its heavy raining, the colors are cold blue. Text reads: time will pass anyways
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.
A white bird holding a miniature ladle in her beak, posed as though she is stirring the miniature red pot in front of her. She stands in a toy kitchen.
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
ICE can enter anyone’s home, and abduct and deport them to a foreign prison indefinitely because the DOJ says they can ignore the 4th, 5th and 15th amendments. If there’s no due process or protections against illegal search and seizures, none of us are safe.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 22/04/2025
NEW: Read the resignation letter of three federal prosecutors who'd worked on the Eric Adams case: "Now, the Department has decided that obedience supersedes all else, requiring us to abdicate our legal and ethical obligations in favor of directions from Washington." static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
April 22, 2025
BY EMAIL
Todd Blanche
Deputy Attorney General
United States Department of Justice

Dear Deputy Attorney General Blanche,
The Department placed each of us on administrative leave ostensibly to review our, and
the Southern District of New York U.S. Attorney's Office's, handling of the Adams case. It is now clear that one of the preconditions you have placed on our returning to the Office is that we must express regret and admit some wrongdoing by the Office in connection with the refusal to move to dismiss the case. We will not confess wrongdoing when there was none.
We have served under Presidents of both parties, advancing their priorities while pursuing
justice without fear or favor. The role of a career prosecutor is not to set policy. But a prosecutor must abide by the oath to uphold the Constitution and laws of the United States and the rules of professional ethics set by the bar and the courts. The Department has long understood that these duties can and should coexist with the need to follow Department policies and orders. This is to the benefit of all: the courts, defendants, and the public, who can have confidence in the good faith and judgment of line prosecutors; the Department, which retains credibility while still receiving zealous advocacy from its lawyers; and the prosecutors themselves, who can stand in court confident that they are ethically carrying out their duties.
Now, the Department has decided that obedience supersedes all else, requiring us to abdicate our legal and ethical obligations in favor of directions from Washington. That is wrong.
Serving in the Southern District of New York has been an honor. There is no greater privilege than to work for an institution whose mandate is to do the right thing, the right way, for the right reasons. We will not abandon this principle to keep our jobs. We resign.
Sincerely,
Celia V. Cohen
Andrew Rohrbach
Derek Wikstrom
Assistant United States Attorneys
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This "WHO'S NEVER COMING BACK" document published by the White House should be "EXHIBIT A" in any forthcoming hearing where a judge/justice has asked the White House to prove how it is "facilitating" the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Loren Davis @lrndvs.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Compliments from girls go hard
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
buy my loud son
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Hina ⛩️ @rasenkaikyo.etheirys.social · 08/04/2025
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
Adobe.com posted:
👋 Hey, we're Adobe!
We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life.
What's fueling your creativity right now? 🎨 Drop a reply, tag a creator or share your latest work -- we'd love to see what inspires you!

* it is worth noting that they had 1.6k replies, 1k reposts including quotes, but only 50 likes.

Sena Bryer replied:
Not you. take CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

* having out-liked/ratioed Adobe with 884 likes as of the screencap.
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Fish @ COMMUYETI KICKSTARTER SOON! @gyoguts.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hi everyone! I just launched my very first kickstarter for some cute little guys: the Guppy Puppies!! Link is in the comments and shares are always appreciated! (:
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
photo of a red shopping basket filled with turnips, under the headline: 
If you’re worried about food tariffs, adopt a frugal mindset and cook smarter
Learn to shop for groceries like a thrifter and work on eliminating waste
By Sheryl Julian Globe Correspondent,Updated April 7, 2025, 7:21 a.m.

caption: The big question is, writes Sheryl Julian, are we expected to remove all the pleasures from the table and turn the nightly dinner into a feast of locally grown turnips (above) and leafy greens?Jessica Rinaldi/Globe Staff
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/04/2025
someone tried to shoot Trump in the head, but he turned his head at the exact right moment, and now we don’t get to play donkey kong
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
reminder: most americans have no idea any of this stuff is going on. the signal leaks. the destruction of dept of education, social security. they have no idea. they are trying to live life and this information isnt getting to them. take it upon yourself to spread the data.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
So to be clear: 1) these folks weren’t using the highly secure networks we pay billions to maintain 2) we have no indication if they’re keeping copies of these chats for Federal Records Act compliance 3) a lot of this sounds like classified info 4) ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME
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Tsushi Tanuki @tsushi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
To any younger people looking to resist this government with action, you should look to the age old advice to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Any cool stuff you do? Do not tell people on the internet about it. You talk in person, no devices, with trusted comrades ONLY. The internet is not secure.
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Amy PJ 🌺 @ Melb Games Week @hellomisspotter.com · 07/03/2025
I’m not a producer but if I was I would start every meeting by getting people to plot their status on this
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