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Sumo Rabbit

@sumorabbit123.bsky.social
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Un-useful idiot. Bristolian-ish (UK) with roots in the adjoining countryside, basically a pirate farmer. Unhealthy obsession with the alt. rock/metal music of the early/mid 90s from my teenage years. Joining the escape mission from that there X place....

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 19/02/2026
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Ch-Check ma email...new SB email in 2025, apparently! Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots - Homestar Runner share.google/jckcvG4muhkd...
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Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots
The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bill Clinton told Trump that before you can become President you have to blow a former President, that's just how it works, and was relieved when Trump got elected because he avoided a whole uncomfortable conversation
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Andrew WK's career has taken a turn for the worse, in light of recent events... #PrinceAndrew #andrewmountbattenwindsor #princeandrewisasweatynonce
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 28/10/2025
Not one of these so-called Great British adverts represents me. I am fuming.
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 24/09/2025
“An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients.” What an absolutely incredible, joyous achievement for everyone involved. Hurrah for science and scientists! www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time
One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that could transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 26/08/2025
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Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Dementia causes you to be unable to walk in a straight line. The Benny Hill music made this extra special #DonaldTrump #Putin #wotsithitler
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 12/08/2025
Someone on Reddit tiled their garage floor in the shape of Miner Willy from Manic Miner/Jet Set Willy. I am now investigating how to make a Hungry Horace kitchen.
A floor made of up white and grey tiles (with a black tile for an eye) that builds up a pixel image of Miner Willy.
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Think this would look kinda good on my wall...😏
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 26/06/2025
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social I could maybe understand 2 spaces...but 3?!? Hmm...
Van parked across 3 spaces in the Lidl carpark, Southmead, Bristol
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ffs who did this? 😂
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The Green Party don’t get as much media coverage as Reform because the continuation of civilised human life on the planet isn’t as interesting as cunts.
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/04/2025
good morning, found out about the news by waking up, opening WhatsApp and seeing that a friend had messaged "Oh my god JD Vance has Liz Trussed the pope"
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
New Pat Finnerty, this is NOT A DRILL! #patfinnerty #littlestinkers youtu.be/memXuOzKcU4?...
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Little Stinkers Ep. 5 - Locash "Isn't She Country"
YouTube video by Pat Finnerty
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Alex Murray @leguape.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If you’ve wondered what “do not operate heavy machinery while taking this medication” looks like at scale, it seems we are finding out
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Robert Fingleton 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @robertfingleton.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Now I see it... 😳
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Make Votes Matter @makevotesmatter.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
We changed our minds. We will no longer be campaigning for electoral reform. Now our campaign will focus on raising awareness of the benefits of First Past the Post. Livvy explains why 👇
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 30/03/2025
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
In fifty years' time, people will read the history of these days and ask, "Why did nobody stop that cunt?"
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"I had a Canadian passport, lawyers, resources, media attention, friends, family and even politicians advocating for me. Yet, I was still detained for nearly two weeks. Imagine what this system is like for every other person in there." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Tour update: Edinburgh Fringe and Glasgow shows on sale today! Liverpool and Manchester matinee shows sold out. Extra Manchester show added. Get 'em while you can! Ticket links: katg.co.uk
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 05/03/2025
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Vlad & Don’s Day At The Beach 🏖️
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Lord Dampnut > Donald Trump, spread the word! #DonaldTrump #pusa #lorddampnut #orangetwat #Dictator
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang Join me for some synthpop, swearing and celebrity paedos to celebrate 25 years of greatest minor internet hits on this heart warming, nostalgic old school 25th Anniversary tour. katg.co.uk
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JamHamster @jamhamster.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I have a new printer. Something seemed really familiar about it. I've finally figured out what it is and have labelled it appropriately. It is now a Super Printendo. 😂
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Favorite sign so far
A hand-drawn old school doge meme, it's quite good 

Text: fake agency, much illegal, very data breach, such treasury, unelected, very cool, wow
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Jonathan McCrea @jonathanmccrea.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Blancmange needs to make a comeback. Top tier dessert.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Companies that have products where the price changes based on external market forces, like petrol prices or mortgage rates, should be legally forced to decrease their prices as quickly as they increased them every time the rate fluctuates.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The fact that we have food banks that are widely accepted as the norm is bad enough, the fact that they are now opened by celebrities, MPs & Royals is an absolute fucking disgrace.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It's beginning to look a...Lidl like Christmas?!? Well, a budget version, anyway...
Holiday are comi....oh no, wait!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If that disgusting racist and grifting liar Nigel Farage shouldn't have been on Question Time even once, nevermind 38 times. Give this a Like, or better yet a RP.
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I guess you had to be there... 🤪
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Misty Miller ☻ @mistymadonna.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 28/11/2024
Sad to see one of your gaming heroes fall into hard times.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Gregg Wallace now more redundant than that hairnet he wears while parading around factories.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 28/11/2024
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A 20 year old video of Piers Morgan explaining exactly how to hack a phone.
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Correction: The revoke article 50 and remain in EU petition had 6.1m signatories…
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A spoof Ladybird Book cover. A lad points at a car engine. 

Everything I don't like is
WOKE
A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS
"This engine is woke."
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