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Barry Burns

@barry.mogwai.scot
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A Scottish man in a Glasgow band #MDANT

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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 8h
Ed Sheeran was supposed to do an instore there
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 9h
Kn’ell the penultimate Gentlemen episode is beyond beyond. Most excited I’ve been since Y2K
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 18h
Side note about gammons singing Fuck The RNLI if they could shoe horn it to make it rhyme
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 30/09/2026
I’d quite enjoy being in the EU again instead of lonely daft island
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 30/09/2026
Pinch myself
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 28/09/2026
@gralefrit.bsky.social Off here for a holiday with pals soon and first thing I saw when I saw Dinvin was Dindas Fen. Folk horror weekend incoming
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 28/09/2026
Prices so high they’ve made darts start at 502. Can someone make that into an actual joke or no
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 28/09/2026
I need to follow much more folk on here. Got lazy. Any recommends for hilarious folk especially welcome.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 27/09/2026
This crap and the embarrassing Scottish Lite version can get fucked
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 27/09/2026
Last day of this today. Rock Action has a wee stall and loads of other stuff (Harry Papadopoulus photo exhibition) If anything come and see inside an amazing building
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 27/09/2026
🎯
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 24/09/2026
Ok we start a shop in Glasgow that sells vapes and fags. Suggestions??
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 24/09/2026
The USA chant but change it to USB
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 24/09/2026
Athletico Mince has ended. Yes it got a bit lazy for the last while but probably my favourite podcast ever and going to go back and listen again for about the 4th time. Shame on billions who do not know it.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
@magendrag.bsky.social Where are you
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
1. SpraySnow everywhere incl boiler for juxtaposition 2. Buy Dire Wolf (and dire wolf food) 3. Occasionally enter ancient wardrobe and discover wonderous fantasy winter creatures. 4. Unsubscribe from these fucking daft Hive emails
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
Can we call it Breturn for a laugh? Bresume as second choice
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
Every printer is a 3D printer, idiot
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
We found Stuart’s amp on the big studio clear out. Used on first recordings of Mogwai. Gonna have to sell this so the kids can eat etc etc
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you're advocating dismantling the triple lock on British state pensions rather than greater taxation on the super-rich or rejoining the EU then you I'm afraid are part of the problem in this country no matter how liberal you might pretend to be. You're just another cosy middle-class useful idiot.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
Remembering when magic Glasgow band Errors called their album “Come Down With Me” then the following remix album “”Celebrity Come Down With Me” Might be my favourite couple of album titles
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 23/09/2026
More folk like this everywhere pleez
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 22/09/2026
A clueless fopp that should be nowhere near a parliament or even near a fucking park
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 22/09/2026
Please Netflix, don’t have fucked up this Norm MacDonald documentary.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 21/09/2026
Congratulations to young Vladimir Putin : winning record seats for his definitely legit party in a very valid election in such a normal country.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 21/09/2026
Not a joke but it did make me laugh when I saw it. I’ll get straight on to this highly sought after route as soon as I make the big order for 100W bayonet light bulbs
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 20/09/2026
This isnae as good as you remember. Sore throat for 2 hours. Avoid. 🙂
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 20/09/2026
Never had the desire to write a concept album until this insanely rich idea presented itself
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 18/09/2026
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 17/09/2026
It’s perverted to love cold weather like this all the time. Signed, The Perv
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 17/09/2026
Anyone remember that “we’re so good at television!” Armando Ianucci sketch with Stephen Mangan? That was the business lunch at the next table in this cafe that i just cringed and ate through. My toes have curled into my heels man.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 17/09/2026
WorstWorld season 6000
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 17/09/2026
Just putting some normal into the normal machine to get some normals.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 16/09/2026
This really is what MIDI is to my badly wired brain.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 15/09/2026
…..after reading Sheeran’s statement
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell’s hearing is still functioning despite the damage from the big bang
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 14/09/2026
A shite with teeth
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 14/09/2026
I wonder if those stadiums allowed Kanye to play them.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran shitebag
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 13/09/2026
Blink is the plural of wink
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 13/09/2026
AI has made absolutely nothing in my life better. Urself?
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 12/09/2026
Fruit flies are worse than fruit
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 12/09/2026
Standwiper
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 12/09/2026
Has anyone seen this?? China losing face big style and live. YIKES youtu.be/ka9_y87DvUs?...
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Philippines Leader Gets China's 'Bullying' Note On Stage. What He Did Next
YouTube video by NDTV
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 12/09/2026
Do throw yourself in the Irish Sea.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 12/09/2026
Harambe died and folk went mental
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!
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