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Cowleyforniadreaming @holybollards.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This car is parked on "hazard warning" tactile paving. Here, it is supposed to alert visually impared pedestrians of the Marston cycle route that emerges from the left and spits cyclists out onto the shared path. But of course, this is a popular parking and loading space. Bollards urgently needed.
Google streetview showing an Amazon delivery van and a smaller van both parked on the pavement, with the Amazon van covering the tactile paving almost entirelySame location, a van parked on the pavement. Same location, a van parked on the pavement for unloading.
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Different day different dropped kerb wanker @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
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NickPheas @nickpheas.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
@yplac.bsky.social A fine example of BMW parking entitlement.
A BMW taking up two parking slots.
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
when in doubt ,or double yellows- sod it leave it on the pavement @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
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Badly Parked Oxford @badlyparkedox.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
What does your pavement look like today? Iffley Rd #banpavementparking #pavementsareforpeople #antisocialparking @yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
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YPLAC @therealyplac.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Morning folks! Looking for some suggestions for "quirky" places to break a journey somewhere between Stafford and Warrington on the M6. The sort of thing that would get into the Bollocks to Alton Towers book, if you've read that :)
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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White van parked in bike laneRoyal Mail van parked in same bike laneVan parked in same bike lane, flashing indicators show that they have permission to be there.*   obviously untrue
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh ffs @therealyplac.bsky.social
A Mini parked on the actual fucking beach, because apparently the giant promenade of free parking wasn't close enough
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
One for @therealyplac.bsky.social
A Mercedes saloon parked across two spaces in an otherwise completely full car park.
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
What a dangerous MORON. Obstructing the pavement forcing children into traffic!! Gave me a shrug and started to move. Only he didn’t until I went back. DOPE! @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @warwickshirepolice.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social @justajourno.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social Portishead today. Thought it was waiting for a space or about to back out. Nope. Abandoned in the entrance #YPLAC
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Simon 🪗 @mzdt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
For Fuck's Sake. If you live in the centre of town, you can't always park your car outside your house. Tough shit. @therealyplac.bsky.social
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Simon 🪗 @mzdt.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
They tried a different spot this morning. They're learning nothing @therealyplac.bsky.social.
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Sumo Rabbit @sumorabbit123.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social I could maybe understand 2 spaces...but 3?!? Hmm...
Van parked across 3 spaces in the Lidl carpark, Southmead, Bristol
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Not for the first time. Does this van always have to drive along and park directly on the path on Shottery Field @stratforddc.bsky.social ? @mp4stratford.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
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Steve @lollercake.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
A @therealyplac.bsky.social story in 3 chapters. He said - I shit you not - "I'm a bin man, where am I meant to park?" I dunno man, but the completely empty parking bay right next to you - and closer to the bins you're collecting - might be a good place to start.
A Short Self Drive van, parked completely blocking a mandatory cycle lane, right next to an empty parking bayA YPLAC sticker applied to the passenger side window of the vanThe driver, giving a "what the hell" expression with both his face and arms
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Honest Dr John @honestdrjohn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
@yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social They always find new ways. I abandoned my trollley there, but the young mother with a pram had to detour to the main through-route of the car park.
Inconsiderate WankPanzer with tow-bar blocks the pedestrian path to Tesco.Reg of inconsiderate WankPanzer driver with tow-bar.
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social pavement parking ban in Glasgow= don't even think about walking on the pavements in Kelvindale
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Simon 🪗 @mzdt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
They'd parked across the tactiles again, too. Anyway, a good news story for @therealyplac.bsky.social
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Steve @lollercake.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social Sticker dutifully applied, but the angle of it meant I didn't catch it on the camera, sadly.
A white van, parked half on the pavement, half in a protected cycle lane, next to a 15 metre wide road.
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Totally gormless driver thinking it’s funny to obstruct the pavement to school children. Dangerous dope. What about it… @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social @justajourno.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social ?
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Pharmacist on a Pushbike @ppushbike.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sticker campaign needed: "You wouldn't buy a sofa that was too big to fit in your lounge, but you bought a car that's too big to fit on your driveway"
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sandracode15.bsky.social @sandracode15.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social 🛎️ end at it again - even ticket doesn’t deter him
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SimonC @simoncoldham.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social How the f*** is a wheelchair user or parent with a pushchair meant to get through there? @nottspolice.bsky.social Time to ban pavement parking.
BMW i4 parked over majority of pavement width on Stamford Rd West Bridgford, leaving no space to get through.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social Over the ambulance access at a ground where 10 football games are going on. What a cunt.
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Dan @dan29nev.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social
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Hugo Rune @hugorune.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Blocking the cycle lane outside a primary school is up there.
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Dangerous parking around schools. A mix of hundreds of pedestrians and impatient drivers. The selfishness is shocking.
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
BMW drivers are just a different breed of dope. Whether obstructing an emergency access gate at a busy park or totally obstructing the pavement all day. @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social @justajourno.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social @stratforddc.bsky.social
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Oh @therealyplac.bsky.social
A Land Rover Discovery parked right across a yellow hatched section of a car park, designed to retain ready access for emergency vehicles.
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YPLAC @therealyplac.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
That’ll do. #yplac #crapparking #badparking
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YPLAC @therealyplac.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What is the worst form of YPLAC?
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
SCHOOL KEEP CLEAR. How big and yellow do the letters have to be for this selfish dope? @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social @justajourno.bsky.social
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Nick Brown @steamtraen.eu · 13/04/2025
Presumably the damage to the bodywork was caused by previous victims of this person's parking, letting them know what they thought about it. @therealyplac.bsky.social
A car parked diagonally across two parking spaces.
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
folk just want to store their two tonne coats wherever they like, Govan today @therealyplac.bsky.social
half on pavement, half obscuring double yellowsorange mini fully on the pavement next to a benchparked in taxi-only spaces, two non taxisPrivate hire vehicle on double yellows and blocking dropped kerb
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Phil Ward @thnurg.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Not even IN the disabled bay. No blue badge. @therealyplac.bsky.social
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Not a delivery driver. Just dumped. Dopes gonna dope. @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This bloke. Regular customer. Sticks his hazards on and thinks he has a free pass. Dope! @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social
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Mikey🚚 @vanandcamera.eurosky.social · 22/03/2025
Doesn’t matter what country you are in, a lot SUV drivers appear to have the same mentality 🤣 @therealyplac.bsky.social #Photography #StreetPhotography #Morocco #Agadir 📸📷🇲🇦
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Tony in ‘t Veld-Brown @tonyivb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social Nope, they haven’t just rammed that bollard… unfortunately!
A street with parking on the left with metal bollards separating it from the pavement. The nearest bollard is at an angle as it has been hit. A white car has “parked” at an angle with more than half of the car still in the street
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Someone ordered a school pick-up pig roast? It’s here parked on the double yellowed turning circle. Dope. @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Pretty sure it says in METRE HIGH YELLOW LETTERS - SCHOOL KEEP CLEAR. But for this BMW driver, parking directly opposite the primary school gates, the rules don’t apply. Dangerous dope! @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
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David Brennan @magnatom.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Went out to the cinema tonight (Mickey 17....I wasn't impressed if I'm honest). Saw two large vehicles parked on the pavement next to two separate zebra crossings. You could probably guess the make without looking... @therealyplac.bsky.social
A large silver Range Rover parked directly on the pavement in a cinema parking lot blocking half of a zebra crossing. Registration 91HJ.
 Another  large silver Range Rover parked directly on the pavement in a cinema parking lot blocking half of a zebra crossing. Registration 2TOB.
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Mikey🚚 @vanandcamera.eurosky.social · 12/03/2025
Personally, if you want to own an SUV, you should have to go for and pay to have additional training. @therealyplac.bsky.social #Photography #BadParking #SUVDrivers
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
One for @therealyplac.bsky.social
A white van parked at Tesco. Yes, that's parked. Nobody in it.
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D.O.P.E.S. @dopes-cv37.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Big yellow zig-zag lines and the words SCHOOL KEEP CLEAR are just an inconvenience to this dope. @warwickshirecc.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social @mp4stratford.bsky.social
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sandracode15.bsky.social @sandracode15.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social yes the bus stop is my personal car park because I drive a BMW
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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social
van fully parked blocking a pavement
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