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💙Sophie Socket♠️

@sophiesocket.bsky.social
5.1K followers 1.2K following 668 posts

Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉 Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.

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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet? Oh, wait…
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#FreePalestine
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released. Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Criminals, perverts, liars, racists. We really would be the 51st State.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
🎯 #NeverForgetJanuary6th
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Pop over onto X… Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts… Walk away again…
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears. He said “Are you sure?” I said “Yes, I’m definite”
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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.
Image of two shady characters. Both claim to speak for the people of the street.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. It was only gathering dust.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel. She's slowly coming round now.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy. Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity. Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Do you mind if I skip the dessert?
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I just realised that if you jumble up all the letters of the parcel company 'Yodel' you can re-arrange them into 'Can't Deliver Fuck all'.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Camilla Park & Ride is not my fucking Queen...
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Can marketing teams across the UK not use their imagination at Easter for once and drop the over used pun words like ‘Eggcited’ ‘Eggsausted’ ‘Eggcellent’ ‘Eggstra special’ Jesus died then rose again** for those shit puns. ** if you believe in that sort of thing.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Imagine…
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
See that deepfake / AI audio clip of Starmer saying he hates Liverpool is doing the rounds again. I could knock up a video of Farage twerking in 90 secs and nobody would believe it 😂😂😂 I’m no Starmer fan but people are so gullible.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Sunthampton woohoo 🙌 no big coat needed today! Hope you’re feeling some sunshine where you are too!!
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Anti war / anti ethnic cleansing Seb Lowe 🤴 music.apple.com/gb/album/a-w...
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A Westerner Walks Into a Bar by Seb Lowe on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:31
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
When you’ve been on hold so long that you know what track is coming next on the bastard playlist 😡😡😡
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I’m so down with the world, I’ve been quiet on the socials lately. Some would say that’s a good thing. I’m gonna try and post at least one thing per day on here from now on though, show that we aren’t giving up. Let’s fight the fash fuckers!!
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
😂😂😂
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If it wasn’t the Zionists, they’d refer to it for what it is… ETHNIC fucking CLEANSING
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Any woman who’s ever been in a coercive relationship can relate to this track. youtube.com/watch?v=wP_G...
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The Lottery Winners - Ragdoll ft. Chad Kroeger
YouTube video by LotteryWinnersVEVO
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Another ridiculous move by Trump (shutting down DoEdu) has me thinking he might just be ensuring that these MAGA jizzhammers might be the last ever populist government to be voted in.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Wonderful weekend in beautiful Milano! Always going to leave my apartment and hotel bedding like this from now on…surprise for housekeeping!
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Someone needs to break it to him gently…
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
One reason for the low IQ high compliance of the US population might be an education system where you can get through high school without knowing how to read or write as long as you're good at certain sports.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Welcome to a new week and a reminder that the Zionists own you, your family, the banking system, the media, Trump and Putin.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
JD Vance looks like the outcome of a brother and sister having sex far too often.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Vlad & Don’s Day At The Beach 🏖️
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If it wasn't so absurd, watching Trump and Vance bend the knee to Putin would be hilarious.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Remember that the movie ‘Don’t Look Up’ predicted a dumb tech billionaire having massive influence in gov. It turns out, ‘Don’t Look Up’ was a documentary.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I see Starmer has cut the number of days in February from the 29 we had last year under the Conservatives to 28 this year. How are we going to achieve growth when he’s surrendered to the militant unions once again and giving our lazy workers an extra day off?
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
BREAKING: Leeds man left furious after visit to £20 per head buffet leaves him with a £30 bill.
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💙Sophie Socket♠️ @sophiesocket.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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