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Sumarumi

@sumarumi.bsky.social
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Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 10% Bluesky discount on my Etsy shop: DreamOfEclecticChic dreamofeclecticchic.etsy.com?coupon…

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SteveH @sghendricks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know how to deal with you if you read these and don't feel an immense ache for the lack of humanity we are showing to our neighbors.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Such a warm evening outside, it’s like a continental autumn. Indoors, however, is pretty chilly, so I could have opened the doors to heat it up. Instead, I’ve put up the First Fire 🔥
A white fireplace with ornate treacle-brown tiles, and a built-in windburner which is lit up with flames. Various ornaments on the mantelpiece and hearth. Some ash on the hearth because I couldn’t be arsed to clean up properly.
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I find it hard to summarise my opinions on "AI" (a term I really dislike, because it refers to a huge number of technologies that are very different in capability, quality, ambition and design), but I think I'm coming round to something like this: [1/3]
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
English person: did you hear about the irishman who... Irish person: yeah, you were literally tricked by a bus
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're just gonna want to come right back in again
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/07/2026
From the perspective of a cynical AI investor, the question isn't, "Can AI do your job?" The question is, "Can an AI salesman convince your boss that an AI can do your job?" 23/
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Titania @kittenbitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This may be the most complete destruction of cities the world has ever seen. And we are paying for it and half the world is cheering it on. It makes me sick.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bloody insomnia again, because I had an ‘early’ night (2.15am) to be fresh for a new hospital consultation today. Still… Connections #1204 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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Juan L Rodriguez @jlrodriguez10.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This should be next to the definition of gaslighting as an example. This kind of "control" that "you want" is at the core of AI, and it is all that is wrong with it.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spoilt for choice in King Lear, but I’ll go with: “How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is “To have a fucking thankless child!”
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Dave Edwards @realdaveedwards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunday Pixies - it’s Saturday here and we’re still travelling with Antipodean WiFi so I’m posting an early theme. #SundayPix this week is #SundayPixSolitude So if you find you’re on a planet in a big universe, or an empty beach or the only lady on a teapot, show us what solitude means to you.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute masterclass! John Thaw and @reecedinsdale.bsky.social didn’t stand a chance 😆
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Otterly charming 🥰
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rather nice new French crime series on More4: Coastal Unit #WalterPresents
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG, this would also be a great security measure against cops trying to take your phone and unlock it without your permission by pointing it at your face!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that was a waste of a sunny afternoon! Planned to do a photoshoot in the garden using a new rotating turntable for videos. I’d bought 2: one for me, one for a gift. Supplied without batteries 🙄 and neither unit worked. At least I hadn’t given the gift yet!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still laugh at the memory of Reese Witherspoon/Withoutaspoon from the ‘nice’ Twitter era.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great piece - do have a quick read and then share. Essentially, Labour putting Rejoin in its next manifesto is the single move that gives Labour the best chance at winning (possibly with a coalition) at the next General Election. 🌹🇪🇺
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perhaps to protect a vulnerable person from intrusive MSM attention?
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've just signed "IKEA, stop advertising on Rupert Murdoch's Talk Radio" - Will you support the campaign too? actionstorm.org/petitions/ik... @StopFundingHate
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have more empathy for the box of blinky lights than you do for, say, trans people or refugees, you are frankly a bad person
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are only one each left of these 3 footstools**.. grab ‘em before they are gone! **can be used as cat judging thrones too craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of 4 images. A close up of a ginger striped fabric then a close up of a retro floral fabric with beige background. Then 2 footstools the second is the ginger one again but now with a black cat sitting in it.. judging you.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, if she did that to give him the dignity of privacy from intrusive media, that plan’s now buggered.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight I are mostly eatin’ BROWN.
Jesse from The Fast Show outside his barnBrown foods: plate of chicken Kiev, potato Dauphinoise and cauliflower cheese. At the side: two fresh cream eclairs topped with shiny brown plain chocolate.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just Fancy That! Earl Spencer and the Daily Mail. From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I’m either a horse that kicked me in the head, or an autoimmune disease.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t think my doctors’ receptionists are playing the game. They seem incapable of living up to the reputation of all the jokes. Just called them and as usual they were lovely, so helpful, did their best to sort out what I needed, give me relevant info, and fit me in for an appointment. 💖 👩‍⚕️
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Robin Williams’ daughter is urging fans to stop sharing AI-generated videos of the late actor. “Just because he’s gone does not mean he’s now your puppet. Have some shame.” #RobinWilliams #AI
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So a new series of #GBBO has started (I won’t be watching as I can’t bear Hollywood), but where is the wonderful Extra Slice???!!!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Took Melyn to Saundersfoot beach yesterday with her boyfriend, Brock. While he played, she was more interested in posing, like the attention-seeking missile she is.
A pretty cove with Brock (foreground) and Melyn (further back) paddling on the edge of the surf. Melyn still enthroned. Brock isn’t peeing — he’s rubbing his neck on the sea wall. It probably smells of rotting fish. Mel on her throne while Brock is looking for a stick
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nonsense. Miriam Margolyes is an inspired choice for the next Bond.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is so much to dislike about Temu, but the thing I hate most of all is that it keeps producing adverts for things that I would genuinely find useful and have never seen anywhere else. 😡
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a change to today’s schedule, I’m going off shortly to pick up a Manx Shearwater as part of a rescue effort! 🤷‍♀️ It will be an interesting day!
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Ulrichsson @ulrichsson.de · 19/09/2026
Can I just express my deepest respect to @natashadevon.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk for a moral clarity that few public figures seem to have any more, or dare to express. Thank you for putting your caller on the spot over his misanthropic views: www.globalplayer.com/catchup/lbc/... Listen for 60 sec
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Natasha Devon - Catchup Episode | Global Player
Natasha Devon is Leading Britain's Conversation.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@secondmentions.com “the furry dam builders”
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@scientits.bsky.social Thank you for making me aware of the Asterisk Archive 😊
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The most beautiful thing I’ve seen this year.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Progressive taxation constantly portrayed as an insane fringe idea. “The wealthy pay over 60% of the tax burden…” YES. THAT’S THE FUCKING IDEA.
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Richard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Major opinion poll shows that every constituency in the UK except four would vote to reverse Brexit and rejoin the EU
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#SundayPixAutumn Leafs. Lots of. And Shrooms. 🍄‍🟫❓
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Catching up with #Strictly. On the whole I enjoyed it — it had been getting a bit stale. New presenters still settling in, but very v promising (🥰 Johannes, obvs). Liked the new pros and the celebs. Only criticism: WTF has Kai done to his hair? He looks ridiculous emulating a teenage chav.
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VictorianLondon @victorianlondon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RNLI
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