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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas

@craftycow.bsky.social
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Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and chat Etsy shop craftysharp.etsy.com

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KaterFritz 🐔 🤔 🥚 @konkretbitte.eurosky.social · 3h
📸 📸 ddpix (Marcel und Patrick Quietzsch) 📍einzelner Baum mit Blick auf die Schrammsteine im Hintergrund
Ein freistehender, großer Baum auf einer frostbedeckten Wiese steht im Gegenlicht der aufgehenden oder untergehenden Sonne.

Die Sonnenstrahlen brechen direkt durch die Äste der Baumkrone und werfen einen langen, markanten Schatten nach vorne. Im Hintergrund liegt dichter Bodennebel über der Landschaft, hinter dem sich sanfte Hügel abzeichnen. Der Himmel zeigt einen sanften Farbverlauf von warmem Orange am Horizont bis hin zu einem violett-blauen Farbton im oberen Bereich.Ein stimmungsvoller Sonnenaufgang über einem dichten Nebelmeer in der Sächsischen Schweiz. Die goldene Sonne bricht am Horizont hinter sanften Bergsilhouetten hervor und taucht den Himmel sowie die Wolkendecke in warme Orange- und Gelbtöne. Im Vordergrund ragt die dunkle Silhouette einer einzelnen Baumkrone einsam aus dem dichten, tiefen Nebel empor.Ein einzelner, großer Baum steht auf einer nebligen Wiese, während die tief stehende Sonne durch den dichten Nebel und die Äste bricht und die Szene in ein warmes, goldenes Licht taucht. Im Hintergrund sind schemenhaft die Felsformationen der Sächsischen Schweiz zu erkennen.Ein großer, freistehender Laubbaum steht im Mittelpunkt einer grünen Wiese vor der Kulisse der Sächsischen Schweiz. Die untergehende oder aufgehende Sonne steht genau hinter dem dichten Geäst des Stammes und erzeugt ein intensives, goldenes Leuchten mit strahlenförmigen Lichteffekten. Im Hintergrund ragen markante, dunkle Sandsteinfelsen unter einem bewölkten Himmel empor, der von violetten und orangefarbenen Tönen gefärbt ist.
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Alan Stedman @alanjstedman.bsky.social · 8h
Love this! Note, The Prodigy apparently liked this when it was brought to their attention In memory of Keith Flint
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19h
Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.
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babbybryan.bsky.social @babbybryan.bsky.social · 23h
Botanical Beach on Vancouver Island for #Stunday #landscapephotography
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The quality controller had come to inspect tbe latest cat throne/foot stool... lets see what she scores it..
A black cat is standing in front if a tall velvet footstool. The cat us looking to camera.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Warning: Flashing lights! This is why I need an electrician..
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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Where are you hiding the dreamies, motherfucker??"
•  A young, nude Oedipus stands pressed tightly against a chimerical Sphinx. The Sphinx has the body of a lion, wings, and the head and breasts of a blonde woman.
• The Action: The creature leaps onto Oedipus's chest, digging her claws into his skin and gripping his flesh. Instead of flinching, Oedipus stands completely calm and holds his spear steady, locking eyes with her in a piercing gaze.
• The Foreground: Human remains—including a severed hand and foot, a king's crown, and a laurel wreath—lie scattered among the rocks at his feet, signaling the deaths of previous travelers who failed the riddle.
• Setting and Symbolism: The vertical, narrow composition features a dark, archaic background. Behind Oedipus stands a bay tree (sacred to Apollo, representing high human achievement), while a fig tree stands behind the Sphinx
The Theme: The painting illustrates the moment before Oedipus answers the Sphinx's riddle, symbolizing the triumph of spiritual intellect and moral force over base materialism and animalistic instinct
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did the camera man just run someone over during the waltz there.. #Strictly
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One hungry cat to feed.. #Catsofbluesky #Caturday *Banksy looks at you with tummy rumbling* craftysharp.etsy.com
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CraftySharp - Etsy
Shop Cat Sofas and foot stools by CraftySharp located in London, United Kingdom.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just caught up with the last of the 7UP series #70Up.. got very emotional.. you do end up caring about these strangers.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Filling in forms this morning about my income and outgoings.. it asked me if I had dependants .. I was tempted to say yes one cat. I’m not sure the bank would approve
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The day before go to work I’m always anxious .. and the day after I’m recovering from the extra peopling I’ve had to do.. it’s good to know this won’t go on for much longer as I’m returning at the end of this month.
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Show Them ❤️🙏🏽
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
good night
Beautifully restored. New springs will launch a baby 35+ feet.
$300 - LYNCHBURG, VA
Victorian baby yeet machine
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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Phil The Sheep @asheepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it that when you get a successful delivery the Proof Of Delivery photo somehow manages to include the front door, your back garden, and a shot in through the bathroom window whilst you were showering, but a delivery to the wrong address just has a thumb and a tiny patch of asphalt?
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Waschfrau Schmitten @onafwendbaar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Truth!
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Grethchen & Amy @grethchen.de · 01/10/2026
Every cat should have at least one! 😻
A black cat is lying on a lovely cat sofa, with one paw resting on a chest of drawers in front of it
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re bloody gorgeous, and fantastically well crafted! Endorsed by Zachariah 🐈‍⬛. Other colour cats can also use them.
Zachariah, former feral and now a King. He likes to sleep with his head on the bolster cushion!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 3:30 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.
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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just had the tallest man I've ever met in my flat. I opened the door to be greeted by a giant. He's an electrician and didn't need a stepladder. Oddly Banksy who is terrified of strangers, especially men allowed herself to be petted.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm considering switching my bank account to get the bonus payment.. but the amount of money they want you to pay in every month.. is more that I earn.. 🤔
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reader: I bought the fabric... so pup mats incoming..
A blue canvas fabric with multiple various breed dog figures.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm exhausted.. not only did I carry a huge sheet of wood home.. I then had to saw it up, my muscles are aching and I need a shower..
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Tired Hamster Takes a Nap
Alt: Tired Hamster Takes a Nap cartoon
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🍂 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦 🎃 𝑀𝑀 🦇 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑦 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're definitely in there... *smirks*
This image is a humorous meme combining a classic portrait of a woman writing with a pun about procrastination and things one "ought" to do.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New harlequin design lapmat added. Extra large with pocket for heated pad inside. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4581...
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Large Pet Mats for Heated Pads - Etsy
This Pet Mats & Pads item is sold by CraftySharp. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
Every time I try to talk about deaf cats, my phone corrects it to "dead." It's getting quite awkward. "Have you got any dead cats that need a home?" "Would you consider adopting a dead cat?" "He can't live with kids, he's dead"
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had my first.. ..and quite possibly only... Happy retirement card.
A greeting card on a shelf with red tulip flowers and a bkack cat sitting behind them.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't feel like doing anything today... but I also don't want to do nothing.. 😒
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone is enjoying the Indian summer sun puddles..
A black cat is stretching out on a pale carpet in a sun puddle
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Ros Taylor @rostaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feel sorry for all the other moggies who run off and just get a ‘Missing Cat - please check your shed’ and a blurred mugshot.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So that's where they are kept..
A hand holding a tiny book that looks very old with the title "great thoughts"
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John Duffy @dubhaigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Book cover that looks like famous five series with the title "five go dogging in Fairford with transit vans and an airfield .
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great demonstration of the Tyndall effect in a wooded area by the scattering of beams of light by finely suspended particles of fog in the air: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of new lapmats available .. kitties and dragons.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
Various tabby cats in a green background A purple fabric design with various cute dragons with baby dragons
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🐈‍⬛️ "why stupid human has to go to stupid work.. I need warm head on my pillow"
A black cat is lying on a pillow of a recently vacated bed.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ive Just realised that half my dinner was supposed to be tomorrow's lunch.. oops.. no wonder I'm full.
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not true. They understand, they just don't care.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This cat sofa is now 30%off! craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4499... You too could be judged by your cat whilst it lounges in comfort. #cats #Caturday #Catsofbluesky
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Gold Blue Cat Sofa - Etsy
This Pet Beds & Cots item by CraftySharp has 3 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Sep 11, 2026
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had tuna this evening.. yes I've paid my tuna tax. #TunaTax
A black cat is licking up some tuna mixed with lick e lix as a treat. She is on a grey kitchen floor.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At night I can sometimes hear the distant sound of snoring .. at first I thought it was Banksy.. but no .. it’s a human from another flat somewhere nearby. It’s not loud enough to be annoying for me, but if I can hear it .. it’s gotta be deafening for those close by.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️
Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mogJaffa in his cone of shame
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Dave Meredith @davemeredith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A two minute exposure of clouds moving over the #BrucePeninsula, Ontario at sunset for #StunDay #BruceCounty #ECK #photography #TenMinutesFromHome #BackyardPhotography #LongExposureProject
A long exposure of clouds streaking up the image with tree tops across the bottom of the frame.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t need a footstool? Well how about a judging perch for your cat? #cats #catsofbluesky >>>>>>>>>>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of 6 images of a black cat sitting or standing on various footstools looking judgemental.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Private Frazer, the character from Dad's Army who always says "We're doomed"
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