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Sumarumi

@sumarumi.bsky.social
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Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 10% Bluesky discount on my Etsy shop: DreamOfEclecticChic dreamofeclecticchic.etsy.com?coupon…

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 6h
Exactly!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 6h
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 6h
Bewhiskered like a Victorian gentleman. He needs a smoking cap and jacket.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 6h
I’d like to see a robot try to do THAT!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 8h
I have the perfect photo for this, as long as @fenhuw.bsky.social doesn’t object!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 8h
Well, they were clearly lying from the get-go, then.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 8h
Was it that there were lots of men, not just a few?
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 11h
💔
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 11h
An utterly horrible job this week: editing a PowerPoint template. PowerPoint truly is a horse designed by a committee, but without the beauty or utility of a camel. 💩
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 13h
There should be a National Lifeboat Day (like Poppy Day) to celebrate the work of the RNLI and all other volunteer lifeboat stations. I’m not sure how we could make it happen, but it would be A Good Thing. 🚤
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 17h
Nothing is sacred anymore 😢
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 17h
A bit young for me — I’d have been David Broome or Harry Llewellyn. (I went to the same school as Pat Smythe, though much later!)
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 17h
National Chess Day • October 10, 2026 Modern Chess Writer • Al Jaffee Artist • Bob Clarke MAD Magazine Issue No. 78 April 1963 👉🏻TAP HERE For Rook To D7👇🏻 #madmagazine #snappysaturday
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 17h
Age yourself with a childhood crush. Actually, it’s a twofer…
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Lawrence Of Arabia: Peter O'Toole in the Desert
Alt: Lawrence Of Arabia: Peter O'Toole, with Omar Sherif riding towards him, in the iconic desert scene. *swoons in duplicate*
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 17h
8 prizes, in actuality.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h
My first thought!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h
How appropriate that this was also in my timeline today: bsky.app/profile/tomg...
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h
I think I should be recognised for my work in levering your award out of the crevice it had fallen into. At the very least, I deserve a no bell peas prize prise prize.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 18h
Good point!
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20h
Thankfully, not unless Dreamies start to make a mint version.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20h
I’m just scrolling — no energy for replying generally (I made an exception for you!).
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 21h
I can confirm that @craftycow.bsky.social sofas are fit for purrpose.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 21h
You imagine there’ll be an informed-consent process? I wouldn’t put any money on that.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Horribly possible ☹️
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So what?
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 09/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize to Navanethem “Navi” Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*ago, not so
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was in a couple of days so and had a fine (free) time with the ‘TRY IT’ serum and moisturiser for mummified skin. Mmmmm soffft face.
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru (c. 200–700 CE) #MenWithCats
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It would be more damaging to the US for them to be able to go ahead with it.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have to question who will man (and they will be men, because Hegseth) the firing squad. Will they volunteer or be ordered? What sort of soldier would think it’s within his duty and human capacity to look into the face of a person in a wheelchair and fire at him?
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy birthday to Brian Blessed. Not many people know that Brian Blessed is a highly skilled horse whisperer, but he has to stand in the next field.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve loved all the Brian Blessed anecdotes/jokes, but this in particular made me chuckle 😁
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They will look smart with your Captain’s hat.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👏 👏 👏
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@AlanWalter @alanwalter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m an RNLI volunteer crew member and I invite her to get on a plane from her hideout in Dubai and say that to my face here in the UK
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But if they are not convoluted, how would Trump et al have loopholes to avoid paying fair taxes? The way you talk, it almost sounds like you want billionaires to benefit your country instead of themselves, which is just crazy.
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gorgeous beach. Gorgeous dog. Just idyllic.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You shouldn’t let this lack of ambition hold you back in life.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤞
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Raped children are so selfish.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That sounds like a very sensible idea — it’s a broker’s job to take all that worry off you, and they’ll know how you can save (eg establishing your clean driving record).
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a fantasy novel, you’d have thought they could come up with appropriate new terms for how that species referred to its own sexuality.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you, that helps to understand it. I also found his manner of interviewing very odd: a mix of faux-foolish me and gotcha. Deeply unpleasant. I will persevere because of the importance of the subject matter, but really not enjoying it.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A really interesting interview (I’m only 8 minutes in at this stage), but the inane laughter of the audience is really off-putting.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had full make up on this evening to go out with friends. My iPhone’s facial recognition didn’t recognise my face ☹️
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find it odd that they seem to regard gay people as their own performing monkeys providing “fun“, rather than individuals, with all the complexities of good/bad/happy/sad, who just happen to have their sexuality in common.
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe “My body’s telling me if it’s going terrain tonight”? 🌧️ 🤷‍♀️
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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2 significant benefits can outweigh 13 trivial negatives if weighting is applied.
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