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Andrew Crawford

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will be a thread of essays I recommend to students in my creative nonfiction workshop:
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come for all of the Raiders imitating Fernando Mendoza, stay for the reveal that Kirk Cousins is gentle parenting him behind the scenes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The noises that Dave Matthews makes here are so 1999 they make me want to watch an Adam Sandler movie on DVD in a home theater in a McMansion that will be repossessed in eight years 
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Executing prisoners is not a legitimate power of government, despite its long and barbaric history, and we should put an end to it. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Tennessee Death Row Inmate Christa Pike Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say (Gift Article)
Christa Pike was convicted of murdering a classmate in 1995. It was not clear what went wrong in the execution or what her current medical condition was.
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WOW. Fernando Tatis Jr. homers on the first pitch he sees.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 09/11/2024
Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[giving a speech at this baby’s wedding 28 years from now] i still remember holding you when you were … [sniffles] … when you were just a baby and i … [wipes tear] … caught that foul ball one-handed with you in my other arm
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Einav Rabinovitch-Fox @einavrfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There‘s much to appreciate in Mamdani, but his insistence that culture isn’t a privilege of the rich is one of his strengths.It is reminiscent of how unions and the government treated it in the 1930s -art for the masses - paintings, music, opera, theater - democracy for all.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forget that Frank Oz believes the stress of dealing with Disney's initial, relentless attempts to buy his creations is what killed Jim Henson. "The Disney deal is probably what killed Jim. It made him sick," he told The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/culture/2021...
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Frank Oz on life as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy and Yoda: ‘I’d love to do the Muppets again but Disney doesn’t want me’
He played some of the most memorable characters of all time on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street - then became a brilliant comedy director. What is he most proud of?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bijan Robinson is an actual personification of the term "power and grace". The TV angle doesn't do him justice.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
78 yard whopper of a punt from Jordan Stout
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've seen a lot of really stupid plays in my lifetime. That's up there with Baylor letting Darrell Bush try to score instead of taking a knee, him fumbling, and then UNLV returning it all the way for the game-winning TD as time expired. That's in 1999. What else is worse than that?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
teams getting cooked by Olivia Miles
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
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Andrew Crawford @sucrawfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bohemian Rhapsody makes so much more sense now
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect.
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Defector @defector.com · 15/09/2026
Arch Manning, room full of dipshits, snicker about AI video of Steve Sarkisian slapping Holly Rowe: defector.com/arch-manning...
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Arch Manning, Room Full Of Dipshits, Snicker About AI Video Of Steve Sarkisian Slapping Holly Rowe | Defector
Fair warning: This is a short blog post in which you are going to encounter exhausting behavior from some fellas who will leave you pining for the restoration of our culture’s sense of shame. Texas be...
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When my son was 5 he had a sartorial flair To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style” Meant the world to our son that man was Bob Mackie RIP
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Grits for Breakfast @gritsforbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CJ folks lobbied both his and Jazmine's offices quite a bit at the #txlege, so I sort of knew the deal coming in. He was usually among the last D votes we'd pick up, often after several Rs came on. Still infinitely better than Paxton, but more a reluctant than a reflexive ally for progressives.
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pat McAfee amplifying this shit should have been the end of his career.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good morning youtu.be/4KrUxLBHVu8
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Nigella Lawson Mispronounces Microwave
YouTube video by Comedy Centre
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After the NBA smashed the Clippers, @pablo.show was asked over and over, do you feel validated? He wanted to say no. But after growing up in a crumbling media environment, and after pouring so much into his Pulitzer-winning podcast, he struggled to admit: yes, he did. www.thestar.com/sports/rapto...
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Pablo Torre uncovered the Kawhi scandal and won a Pulitzer. He’s still searching for something more
The Los Angeles Clippers-Kawhi Leonard cap circumvention case as presented on “Pablo Torre Finds Out” has been his masterpiece. It’s only part of his story.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Bin Laden was equally clear about how he thought terrorism would yield his desired result. In a March 1997 CNN interview with Peter Bergen, he spoke of transferring “the battle into the United States.” In a May 2000 speech, he told supporters that the war would henceforth be waged “against the United States, in the United States.” Americans, he observed to ABC’s John Miller in 1998, cannot tolerate pain, and will react to attacks not by fighting back and blaming al‑Qaeda, but instead by asking “what their government has done that forced us to defend ourselves.” In a November 2001 interview, he hinted at a theory of political change in America: Its citizens should “take the same stand that they did previously,” when they protested the Vietnam War and the presidents who waged it.
Nelly Lahoud, a professor at the Army War College and the author of the definitive book on the Abbottabad documents, told me this political pipe dream was bin Laden’s whole plan: “to replicate the anti–Vietnam War movement of the United States, to get the American public to put pressure on the U.S. government to withdraw its forces from the Middle East.” The documents reveal a man and an organization blindsided by the American reaction to the September 11 attacks. Bin Laden and his associates “didn’t think that the United States would respond by waging war,” Lahoud said. He did not contemplate or plan for the long-term occupation of Afghanistan, nor did he expect the methodical killing of his operatives in a campaign that lasted years.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
meanwhile, in the united states, protesters get 50 years and more for protesting how's that for a barometer of our freedoms
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Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison
Activists accused of being part of antifa get long prison terms in case seen as test of Trump’s crackdown on dissent
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a HORRORSE @stonecutter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kansas Football’s hype video for the Mizzou game features John Brown.
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Kansas Football on Instagram: "It is that deep."
3,504 likes, 40 comments - kufootball on September 10, 2026: "It is that deep.".
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 11/09/2026
greatest Aussie moment in NFL history? this tackle by 30-year-old rookie punter Darren Bennett
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia: 1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil 2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it 3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was an overachiever and a straight A student through college and still ended up hooked on smack and was on the street for awhile. I say this because there are lots of people out there who think addiction is beneath them and it comes for us all in different ways. No one is immune.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
man this is beautiful
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean, he's right. www.derekthompson.org/p/the-americ...
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[eyes go black] you have to kill the supplement industry
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bdonnelly @bdonnelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tolkien, when asked about writing more in the LotR saga…
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anything you’re going through is gonna be exacerbated by instagram. It’s really nothing more than an Insecurity/Fear Exploitation Machine.
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
J.C. Leyendecker, German-American (1874-1951), Labor Day at the Beach, Saturday Evening Post, cover, September 3, 1932, oil on canvas, 32 x 24 in, National Museum of American Illustration, Newport, Rhode Island, USA
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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