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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 4h
OSINT dweebs think it’s indicative of some new anti satellite weaponry making a return to overflights necessary. This ignores the far more likely scenario: it’s a Trump pacifier -- either directly, or as a distraction to get him off of some other quixotic boondoggle. aviationweek.com/defense/airc...
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NASA Asked Several Former SR-71A Staffers To Help Secret Restart | Aviation Week
Nearly 27 years after the final Blackbird flight, NASA quietly launched a project last summer to return an SR-71A to flight.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 17h
It’s glorious
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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
During Case Keenum's final month in the womb, this picture was taken. Case was gestating at peak Chicago GOAT hours. readjack.substack.com/p/caleb-pca-...
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ben Fuckin Johnson
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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[guy who's only watched the 2004 ken dorsey v craig krenzel MNF game] getting real ken dorsey v craig krenzel vibes from this
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ohhhhh of course
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Chilean sea bass" is Patagonian toothfish, "snow crab" is spider crab. What are other examples of this? (We all know what Canola oil is, we don't have to say that one.)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Northwestern at 5th ranked Indiana 
Illinois at number 7th ranked Ohio State It’s anti Illinois discrimination!
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it never fails
meme of guy looking at girl walking past while his actual gf looks at him angrily. the guy is "The West", his gf is "China Does Something Right," and the other girl is "But at what cost?"

beneath the meme are various screenshots of headlines that basically say "chinda did something good, but at what cost?"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look it’s very funny that Taylor Lorenz wants to get hired by 60 Minutes and I want it to happen because that would make it even funnier
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Joseph Freshwater @timbaffoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t help but read this just now and see a parallel in the way some liberals now are willing to bus toss certain marginalized people to feel good about the possibility of getting toward what they assume will be some less rancid state of affairs.
Many congressmen examined their direct financial interests and chose to ensure that Mississippi became a slave territory. To soothe their consciences, some of Jefferson's followers began to claim that expanding slavery would actually make it more likely that slavery could eventually be eliminated. "If the slaves of the southern states were permitted to go into this western coun-try" argued Virginia congressman William Branch Giles, "by lessening the number in those (older] states, and spreading them over a large surface of country, there would be a greater probability of ameliorating their condition,which could never be done whilst they were crowded together as they now are in the southern states." If the slaves were "diffused," enslavers would be more likely to free them, for whites were afraid to live surrounded by large numbers of free black people. Thus, moving enslaved people into new regions where their enslavement was more profitable would lead to freedom for said enslaved people. Make slavery bigger in order to make it smaller.
Spread it out to contain its effects. And those most eager to buy this bogus claim were the Virginians themselves. Jefferson became the most prominent advocate of diffusion. The notion provided a layer of deniability for liberal enslavers who were troubled by slavery's ability to undermine their self-congratulation. Diffusion answered the clanking figures who sang "Hail Columbia," and the knowing sneer of the Georgia-man who knew the price of every soul.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of those things that is pretty obviously happening but still takes your breath away when it’s described.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😔
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shoutout to the guy with the Kyle Fuller jersey in the Tony’s on Elston this morning.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pure cowardice for ABC to use Go Your Own Way rather than Silver Springs
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
your ass better run, because there's a Persian farmer with a MANPADS who is going to shoot it down and you don't want it to land on you
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think fundamentally a lot of what unites the "we have to pre-emptively surrender on immigration" people is that they genuinely wanted to surrender on immigration
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A political party that has never encountered a well they weren't eager to poison.
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Scott 𐚁 Cataloochee Hogtoe 𐚁 Cave @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my cousins were convinced that manatees were mean because they would occasionally hit them with a jet ski and fall off and this is one of the governing metaphors of life to me
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is not a single person for whom “Trump is making DC tacky and that’s bad” is a salient issue who isn’t already locked in on voting Dem in 2028. This is Hillary on Broad City, it’s the cast of Hamilton tut tutting Mike Pence, it’s Kamala is Brat. It is LOSER SHIT.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Public perception shifted despite western media’s full court press and state backed crackdowns on protests. This is why they’re so determined to get your data and build AI that can sort it. It doesn’t need to be full conspiracy theory 1984 minority report panopticon stuff
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 14/09/2026
The pro-Israel position is that Ms. Rachel, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Macklemore, Mark Ruffalo, Olivia Rodrigo, and Javier Bardem are all senior members of Al Qassam Brigades I guess
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing shows off the mental disorders of small business owners like the AI posters outside so many establishments. Why would you not just take a picture, no way it would be worse
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did your football team score 59 points yesterday? Mine did!
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fellas is being a murderer gay?
sir! masculinity quizanswers
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every goddamn thing is spam and frauds. Every phone call, every email, every mail, every website, every post. You can't use anything without being on guard for almost all of it to be malicious junk. Even the messages I am beamed directly from God have turned out to be fraudulent.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/09/2026
Montez Sweat is such a silk shirt name. Tiny round sunglasses. Major radio hit about a metaphor for pleasing a lady sexually. Incredible name.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So soft it’s barely audible mvp mvp mvp
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/09/2026
Real ones know that reduced American influence over the world, especially and particularly one part of the world which US elites are obsessed with, will be good for the American psyche
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What an absolute bullshit interception. I love it.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LMAO
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Megachurch Americans have zero capably for solemnity.
Joel Berry
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Can I just say... I despise this. Just two open wounds in downtown Manhattan that we failed to rebuild.
We could've built a beautiful 9/11 memorial and still built back the twin towers bigger and better than before. Instead we have these gaping holes, a monument to the weakness and incompetence of the people running NYC.
Honor the victims and REBUILD.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My atica actin up
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you use the phrase “genetic abnormalities” and you’re not writing Resident Evil dialog you’re going in front of the wall.
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“We don’t actually believe in anything, sweetheart”
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse @stonecutter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“See! See! We’re too powerful. You better give us all the money or we might just keep giving information to the Bad Actors!” Guess which countries aren’t listed as bad actors. Bet you can!
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