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Paul Spencer

@suchprotech.com
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DevOps Engineer, Technologist, Concert Goer, Music Lover. #aws #devops #infosec #philly

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 24m
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 37m
I've learned a lot about Philly since moving here, I kinda get a lot of it's odd quirks in government and structure. One thing that still makes absolutely no sense to me is whatever the Sheriff's office does or how it works. It seems to easily be the most broken part of Philly Gov.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 1h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4h
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 19h
500$ per unit monthly? Feels incredibly weak compared to the fees on other gambling avenues.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 20h
Fuck it why not, knowing how we manage the bullpen everyone will just throw one inning.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 20h
Have you ever tried smelling salts? I did once, just for fun with the boys. I’ll tell you what I’ve done a lot of silly things for the bit but smelling salts were easily the most painful.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 30/09/2026
I am hearing the flyers are back.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 30/09/2026
Where are all those photos from the reception? I know you've got em somewhere 👀.
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5th Square Advocacy @5thsqadvocacy.org · 30/09/2026
On Monday night, more than 500 of you joined us for the urbanist event of the season: CityNerd Live in Philly: The City’s Scorecard. We hosted @nerd4cities.bsky.social Ray Delahanty for a live show discussing what Philly gets right and wrong when it comes to transit, walkability, and affordability.
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Lars • Iskotaa @lars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@penny-arcade.com is predicting the dystopian future well before it gets here.
A panel from Penny Arcade where an executive type, you know the type, says "I have invented a new Everquest II peripheral - The visa crucible. Seriously, listen up. Okay, kids run mom's credit card through the Machine and the amount of money they pay directly equals the damage they deal.  Each swipe of the card a slash of the sword! It's so pure I think I'm going to cry."
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 29/09/2026
Red October! Let's go Phillies!
Man holding red October merchandise at City Hall
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 29/09/2026
At least for me, 6 on ATSC 1.0 is still hard to get but 106 which is the ATSC 3.0 mirror is much easier.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can the Phillies pull this off? Sure why not. Will they? I dunno man. This is the end of my analysis
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 29/09/2026
Please, for the love of god and all that is holy find a way to ask why they keep running that Lemon play behind the line of scrimmage. It’s so bad and it loses yards every time.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 29/09/2026
I have a velour blazer I wear basically everywhere I go, it’s challenging when it’s hot out.
Man in a blue velour blazer
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 29/09/2026
I wish I could say I was your Day One but a few people submitted you before I got there.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 29/09/2026
If you're an urbanist and you're not at the @5thsqadvocacy.org event with @nerd4cities.bsky.social @blvdsubway.bsky.social @mayorjoi.bsky.social and so many others you're missing out. Gives me hope that so many people are here
Two people speaking at a church Guy guys, one in a phanatic hatMe and Mayor JoyMe and Dunncachino
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 28/09/2026
I can see a world where they thought it might be remotely managed by touch based devices. It's pretty clear during that time they thought keyboard and mouse were dead.
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Dr. Spirograph @ryanlynndesign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The poster I made for tonight's Eagles vs Bears game on Monday Night Football! 🦅🦅🦅
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/09/2026
I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
STAY WITH ME. WE AIN’T DONE, YET. ⚾️🔥 a little desi x rdr2 moment #ringthebell  #redoctober
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 28/09/2026
What on earth is that one on the bottom left?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
Screenshot of a post from threads

matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 28/09/2026
Why does it feel like a epidemic this season? Some teams are just awful at it.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 28/09/2026
What is tackling? It appears most of the NFL is quite bad at it this year.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 27/09/2026
How was it?
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You might be done with the Phillies. They are not done with you. They're back in the playoffs for a fifth straight year after avoiding a historic collapse: www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
nytimes.com
Phillies come alive to avoid historic collapse, clinch playoff date with Braves (Gift Article)
It took until the 162nd game of the season, with an existential crisis baked into the final week, but the Phillies are back in the playoffs.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 27/09/2026
Perna has just be begging to give out his revenge dagger award all year, it’ll have to wait another week.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is it possible that Drake Maye cannot see teal
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These assholes are truly giving me hope.
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Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
Alt: Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The plan: Build a 200-room, 300-bathroom data center, 70% subsidized by federal and local governments. Make it accessible to the train. Build a supermarket for the 800 people doing 24/7 on-site maintenance. Call it the future of technology. Make OpenAI pay for the rest. Then let people move in.
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Find a new slant, this one’s a winner. 🏈🔥 Smitty pose x vintage cigs. 11x14 oils on canvas panel. #flyeaglesfly
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI companies: We’ve invented an unreliable guessing machine which sometimes doesn’t follow instructions. If you give it access to important systems it could kill us all. Also AI companies: Deploy this technology everywhere and replace your employees with it, otherwise China wins. IPO next month.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 26/09/2026
Good luck! It'll change your life(at the right dose).
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never thought the family program that is GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW would fall so far to offer us this filth.
An older gentleman is shown on screen, with the subtitles saying:

“Gary's bringing something extra to the lemon party.”
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 26/09/2026
I wish I got to more fringe events this year. Aside from the gorilla one I did see returned, iridescent and it was quite good. Any highlights for you this year?
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 26/09/2026
Those ears show some serious attitude! I'm sure she has lots of personality you'll learn to love.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um. The William Penn foundation offered bridge funding to keep the academy of natural sciences open for a year, and the people in charge said “no one is helping things by offering Band-Aids”. Jesus Christ. share.inquirer.com/KXxZTj
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William Penn Foundation offers funding to keep Academy of Natural Sciences museum open
A Drexel spokesperson did not say whether the school had declined the offer, but said, “No proposal has been presented that would provide a permanent, sustainable path forward" for the museum.
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 26/09/2026
This and forgetting what a baseball is for five months.
Clubtails Long Island tall boy
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 25/09/2026
A shirtless man with a cake
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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · 25/09/2026
One of those would kill me I don't even want to know what three would do.
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow the ny times did their little interview thing about the Phillies in September
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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