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@subfranchise.bsky.social
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just a guy, most of the time

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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like the only real winners in this whole AI thing are consultants, making a killing going around company to company, pitching snake oil bullshit at a premium. When the premise of the product is “it can do anything!” you can also just make up anything you want about how to use it.
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The Simpsons: Lyle Lanley & The Monorail
ALT: The Simpsons: Lyle Lanley & The Monorail
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s crazy how 2024 was like 6 years ago
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Math puzzle challenges were my greatest hobby, and I no longer have them. I return to my first love, designing food posters for restaurants.
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is the consummate OG Xbox experience. watching a friend play Morrowind, then playing Halo together, then some extremely random ass third thing
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’ve been unemployed for a week after 4 years of working for an abusive hellhole of a company and I’ve never been happier in my life. My sense of smell is coming back. My back doesn’t hurt any more. I can feel again
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Signing up for the battle royale that determines who gets the last “Costco cashier” job in my city since my degree and 15 years of experience in my industry is literally useless now
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
One time making balsamic dressing I used the same spoon to measure mustard then honey then tasted the spoon and thought for five seconds that I invented honey mustard
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
That quote sounds very deep until you realize it's equally applicable to a tamagotchi
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Tegiminis @tegiminis.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
what exactly has gotten better for the average person in the past 20 years with all the innovation such as AI, exactly? what's the social use case here
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Cass @cassmarshall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/09/2025
'Ginkgo Tree' (1965) Shiro Kasamatsu
two figures walking past an archway, the illustration is grayscale except for the yellow and gold leaves of the tree framed by the top of the arch
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
September 10. A date which will live in infamy.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I used to love computers. Computers reify math/logic into reality. Silicon Valley exists to chase money but at least it offered a living working on math/logic. Now not even that. Hard logic is old-fashioned. Silicon Valley is for vibe coding with $$$s in your eyes and little else.
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dendy crew @dendycrew.com · 19/08/2025
watched equilibrium last night (on UMD, had to import from UK and spoof region) on my tv (used psp that has native video out, w/ HDMI adapter) & streamed it on a group call (put that in my capture card for discord) cool movie, already know gun kata though (i think my psp is a gun that plays movies)
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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Morrowind NPCs @morrowind.zip · 04/07/2025
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s so back I had a good 4 months between
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 07/06/2025
All those moments will be lost in time like
Hideo Kojima tweet. A photo of two big sausages on a plate and the text: ‘Sausage after the rain.’
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It was one thing for the information superhighway to become riddled with billboards but when some random percent of the signs are complete nonsense or wrong? What now?
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Almost every online search hit is now AI generated slop. Just wanted to learn about how pressure sensors work and the top hit had two “in conclusion” sections. Can’t trust a single thing I wasted my time reading there. Only a matter of time before books get hit too. Were 100% fucked.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 23,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
             Such Conceit

NANCY SEES THE FROG LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR 

THE POOR L'IL FROG SEEMS LONESOME HE WANTS COMPANY 

ILL GO OVER TO THE POND AND GET ANOTHER FROG FOR A PLAYMATE

NOW HELL BE HAPPY

NANCY IS PERPLEXED, BECAUSE BOTH OF THE FROGS ARE LOOKING AT THEMSELVES IN MIRRORS
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fundamental inability of a lot of people to understand the difference between "answering your question" and "generating an answer to your question"
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It’s been 17 years of “do you like donuts” popping into my head every few weeks and at this rate I’ll be hearing it on my death bed thank you @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wish there was a way to truly own my in-game items using the immutable power of the blockchain. But I guess I'll just get fucked forever...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 4
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
6am: i’m so tired 9am: i’m so tired 12pm: i’m going to change my life after work. this is it 5pm: i’m so tired
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Days like this all you can do is submit and let “the real slim shady” play in your head over and over. Yeah it is cool for Tom green to hump a dead moose
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
every bottle or can of coke zero should come with a little conical hat because whenever i drink it i feel like a dunce
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Paul [REDACTED] D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Oh it's even more damning for Captain Dunning-Krugerrand. Short version: system's legacy COBOL. If there isn't a known DOB number it will auto-default to 1875...around 150 years ago. It's literally his Shitler Youth not knowing anything about COBOL, & assuming fraud - where it's system limitations.
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Musk, high off his ass: uhhh maybe they shouldn’t have been poor. Lol life is a simulation and _someone_ has to lose. My name is hairy balls
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Musk pisses off critical figure solely responsible for an extremely complex thing operating smoothly” would tell me everything I needed to know about him, if I’d somehow been living under a blissful rock the last several years
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If musk doesn’t come out saying we should just replace ATC with AI then we’ll know how he really feels about it since he’s gotta fly too and this would affect him personally
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If food prices are about to skyrocket with illegal immigrates being rounded up, couple with tariffs, and wages continue to stagnate… uh
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i hope horrible things aren't constantly happening
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Heroins sounding pretty good rn fr
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Me: farts Ring app: anyone hear gunshots??
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
AI is like every tech company on earth decided to shove bonzi buddy into their apps then fired half their staff
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I love working 13 hours a day 7 days a week, it rules
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Posting “who else remembers practicing they signature in middle school cuz you knew you were gonna be famous one day” on Twitter and getting a 30 grand check
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 10,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

NOSEY ROSIE --- IT ISN’T POLITE TO TURN YOUR HEAD TO STARE
AT PEOPLE

ОКАУ ---І PROMISE --- I WON'T TURN MY HEAD ANYMORE

WELL--- I HAVE TO GO NOW--SO LONG
SO LONG

( NOSEY ROSIE USES A MIRROR TO LOOK BEHIND HER, AND SHE SEES NANCY TURNING HER HEAD, LOOKING BACK AT HER)
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Save me Wisconsin exclusive beer save me
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Need some exciting new foods like beef-fed grass
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thinking about John pinette dealing with a McDonald’s drive thru AI bot… rip dude
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pc2000s @pc2000s.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Morrowind (2003)
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
*being forced to wipe down a propane tank at gun point* god damnit what was that hank hill mnemonic ugh I’ve seen the whole show like 6 times im totally gonna fuck this up
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cat petter @subfranchise.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
God another 4 years of this hell? Wait what election
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