Reposted by PhoebeMasters of Our Domain @mastersofpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oceans are battlefields and the arc of history bends towards the MILF, @patrickwyman.bsky.social, @miloedwards.bsky.social & @phoeberoi.bsky.social chat about Emma, Lady Hamilton 093
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026generational wars are boring but i was reminded today of an old friend trying to break up with someone while andrew wk’s party hard played in the background and that’s the sort of rich experience a 25 year old is totally deprived of 0276
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026in the film version of Room on the Broom, Timothy Spall does a really sexy line reading of ‘now i must fly’. do you think that was a directors note or is Timothy Spall just a slut 010
Reposted by PhoebeMasters of Our Domain @mastersofpod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just to clear a few things up: 1. N Irish Zeus is a Protestant 2. Efforts to introduce hybrid vigor into the MILF population are still ongoing 3. Yes the flute is woodwind. @patrickwyman.bsky.social, @miloedwards.bsky.social & @phoeberoi.bsky.social discuss, obviously, the evolution of Latin 0133
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i know someone who immediately booked a face tattoo for the 12th of september because he thought the world was going to end, & then panicked at the last minute & got it on his arm instead 1100
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Opt 1: melancholy look at men whose lives didn’t turn out as hoped & trying to protect their children from repeating their mistakes, only to make different ones, ends in bittersweet visit to derelict shopping centre. 2: tone and content kept identical, they are 40 but no one notices or mentions it 1120
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026here’s a query for the cosy indoors friday night crowd: if you could be presented with an itemised list of how many hours of your life you have wasted watching terrible tv shows would you want to see it? 650
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026whoever came up with ‘it’s not my job to educate you’ did genuinely great work, up until that point i had experimented with a number of methods for getting out of saying what i meant by something, with little to no success 0153
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026choosing the best time to leak michael owen’s locked letterboxd account has been personally fraught but i think i have chosen a date and time 061
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026[have finally made my way through Berger’s Ways of Seeing] John Steinbeck was fit 050
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026on reflection maybe an unusual way of asking if the baby has had his bath 0120
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026just thinking about how i read a book that was lauded and praised all over the place and how one of the plot threads was tied up by having an elderly failed poet ‘find out he could put his poems on instagram’ and as a result selling like a million copies of his book or something & i’m so pissed off 1110
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think two exes ago should be called your grand ex, 3 exes ago is your great grand ex etc. This has been poorly received by all testing groups but i vow to force it into common parlance by year’s end 2241
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026prequels being ‘before’ is boring, all prequels should take place at least 200 years after they are meant to 040
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026so sad about tim curry, i sent this pic of him to this girl i used to work with at least 10 times a day until she got annoyed with me, then i pretended i needed her to look at an urgent Jira ticket for me before a meeting and when she reluctantly looked over at my screen i’d changed my desktop to it 2141
Reposted by Phoebelastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nothing much to add beyond that I too think Dolly Parton was absolutely wonderful and she'll be missed. 11448
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i hate this ‘ooh men think they could land a plane’, ‘men think they could fight a bear’ stuff, when will people realise it’s not about gender, it is about everyone being jealous of me because i could obviously land a plane 1130
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i wonder if programmers who see obvious use cases for LLMs & think anyone who doesn’t like them is being an Obstructive Psycho grasp that industries that rely on the commodification of art have been trying to eliminate the need for the artist for a very very long time 2133
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the film i’m watching for work is difficult to find on streaming so had borrow a dvd copy from a woman off my neighbourhood whatsapp group, which is good because it vindicates my policy of never throwing away anything i have ever owned 180
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i’ve come across this looksmaxxer family (young man, his sister, their ma) & have got really obsessed with watching them grabbing at bits of their own skulls etc, & their whole thing is that the mum has had NO WORK DONE & like??? she 10000% has. she can’t move her lower jaw because it’s all lip 050
Reposted by PhoebeMasters of Our Domain @mastersofpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026@phoeberoi.bsky.social is away, so @patrickwyman.bsky.social & @miloedwards.bsky.social took the chance to chomp on some popular nicotine pouches and discuss Fella Movies 092
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026both olivia nuzzi & natalie harp are either stealing Peculiar Girl Valour or are proof positive that there are lots of ways for a Peculiar Girl to look, which do you think it is? (I’m writing a Maid of Honour speech) 060
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026oh you said ‘i would like some elegant clothing which is also ethical’, sorry i thought you said ‘i want to dress like i’m the part time mechanic at a dr who themed escape room’ 180
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026the reason i can’t get too affectionate about bluesky is that every time i check it i feel myself getting the urge to become a ‘hope this helps’ or even worse a ‘HTH’ poster & honestly i’d rather die 050
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026can i just shock you? i like a fucking nuclear warning klaxon going off throughout the house while i’m trying to put my child to bed, it adds a kind of crystal maze frisson to the whole procedure 1477
Reposted by PhoebeMasters of Our Domain @mastersofpod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@patrickwyman.bsky.social & @phoeberoi.bsky.social were joined by our friend @emmasouthon.bsky.social to talk about her new book on slavery, Agrippina the Younger & the lies and iniquities of Folkestone City Council linktr.ee/mastersofpod 052
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My ‘how much do you think the new Phoebe Bridgers album owes to the soundtracking cultural weather set by the OC season 2 & onwards’ prompt has been received exceptionally poorly in Mums Chat, & i’m not too big to admit that 072
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026using my private equity on a hunch to dig up every public car park in the east midlands looking for Dobby’s grave 080
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I think you could view the eclipse safely , sensibly, and outstandingly through your selfie camera! let’s delve into that. It’s not just that you’re always right; it’s about your retinas, which are magical 190
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026idea for a web series where i go round to celebrity houses and empty out their kitchen cupboards. episode 1: john early 021
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i looked at the 2015 eclipse out of the window at work and since then have only had to curl my eyelashes a handful of times. don’t know if connected 170
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i think before posting anything it should direct you to a form for your partner to fill in assessing how good you are at looking after your kids. anyone below a 70 receives an electric shock instead of likes 130
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i started keeping a ‘stray observations from the heat wave diary’ and it’s ALL stuff like ‘why does your hair always look amazing when you brush it with someone else’s brush but then the same as it alway does if you then buy the same brush.’ you would honestly never know i am a great artist 1110
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026tried to google the original title of a childhood book i’m rereading (title’s changed), ai assistant told me it’s always had that title, i said ‘no the old title had the word stone in it for definite’, ai assistant said ‘good job on catching that error & really good memory & use of deduction!’ 150
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i’ve said this before: i hate that smart phones have essentially killed off the fabulist who is a miracle figure in every single british school, hall of residence etc. can’t have a mad liar claiming his grandma was the only woman ever to have died of haemophilia if everyone can check immediately 0170
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026it is one of the cosmic jokes of toddler parenting that i am expected to teach him emotional regulation & every single one of his snacks & toys come vacuum sealed so you need a titanium-edged scalpel and the strength of a hundred fighting men to access them 1120
Reposted by PhoebeMasters of Our Domain @mastersofpod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026wdym ‘we are already on the destruction layers of the discourse strata’ (we watched: Nolan’s Odyssey) @miloedwards.bsky.social @patrickwyman.bsky.social @phoeberoi.bsky.social linktr.ee/mastersofpod 0124
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026look i’m sorry, saying ‘yes we’re running a neo nazi but he’s had sensitivity training’ is objectively funny 1193
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026so much focus on Liddle’s tiresome obnoxious shock jock columns, grotesque beliefs & unforgiveable actions & not enough on how he looked like a glum lock-keeper from a spooky live action reboot of Rosie & Jim 080
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It properly rattles me that what has finally brought people round to ‘trained cultural criticism is important’ is mr ‘what if Joseph Gordon Levitt were to bound around like a kangaroo & the most credulous movie fans in the world called it philosophically complex’ whining about amateur critics 040
Reposted by PhoebeMasters of Our Domain @mastersofpod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Part 1 of the Odyssey 2 parter - @miloedwards.bsky.social, @patrickwyman.bsky.social & @phoeberoi.bsky.social chat: da poem 072
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026it’s actually pretty cool that one film based on such an old text can produce such an incredibly wide range of responses! apart from your responses, of course, which are incorrect 0143
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026not the point really but have i misunderstood something fundamental about how one wears a rolex 0130
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026it’s going to be about scrooge’s parents being booted off a roof by a giant rooftop christmas tree 120
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It’s not your fault that your men died! i can see that you feel guilt for your stratagem of the horse. If you can let me know which gods are currently out to get you, i can recommend the exact stratagems to unlock next 060
Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026here is my most presently unpopular opinion: people know perfectly well what is meant by ‘a historically accurate odyssey’ and they are pretending they don’t because they hate the people using the expression 3151
