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Won the Nobel price of love 1922. Chuck Grassley should resign. He should build a time machine and resign 30 years ago.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 4h
The state of Tennessee just tortured a woman for an hour before sending her to hospital where she might be dead or not. If she's still alive, I guess they'll try again to kill her. It's just barbaric.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 6h
"It's mind-boggling" is usually something you say when you don't know why something's happening. This is not the case here. We know why this is happening. Everyone knows why this is happening.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h
It's cool that the American political system gave ultimate control of the nuclear football to a senile pedophile twice, including a popular vote win after a failed coup attempt. Anyway, you should be our ally.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 6h
Went to see Resident Evil. Pretty good. The skybridge scene was scary. Also the walk back home in the dark was a bit... spooky. I'd say spooky.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 11h
POV: You brought your 6 and 8 years old kids to watch Apocalypse Now and they're not taking it well.
Katie Britt during the Jack Smith hearing (massive Pikachu face)Eric Schmitt during the Jack Smith hearing (his face is super red)
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 17h
Young Cardamom is in the house!
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 17h
"Chiropractor supports drinking raw milk" is really a good argument against chiropractors.
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WIRED @wired.com · 30/09/2026
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it. www.wired.com/story/how-is...
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How Israeli Checkpoints Choke Palestinian Life in the Occupied West Bank
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Makes it very obvious that Hannity and Johnson had a heads up from Schmidt, prepared their tweets, but they didn't watch the hearing so they didn't know he made a fool of himself. So they posted the prepared tweets like there was a gotcha and also made fools of themselves.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You rarely see someone who smells bad through the internet but here's Michael Tracey.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OpenAI to change its name to OpenSI?
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt making a fool of himself has one downside: it almost completely obscured Jack Smith's message, which is that trump should be in jail, not in the white house. He was pretty darn clear about that, and right now the only thing we'll see everywhere is how Schmitt is dumb.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sweet Kenobi, the GOP really is a Gang Of Pedophiles.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you personally know an FBI agent who votes Republican (that's pretty much all of them, so the question really is only whether you personally know an FBI agent at all), ask them whether it was worth it to have all their personal data sent to every criminal org so they could fuck a sheep.
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Rep. James Walkinshaw @repwalkinshaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friendly reminder: The Epstein files were legally required to be released by December 19, 2025. Nine months later, the Trump administration still hasn’t fully released them. Why? Survivors deserve justice. Release the files.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Stop talking about the inhumane stuff I did." I would run the same ad but add a disclaimer before that "Roger Marshall is trying to hide this from you through a lawsuit."
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking Russian asset, demented rapist pedophile. I don't even have words anymore.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ceej gonna get royalties from muse.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is very much Andrew Tate adjacent discourse. My hunch is that if we make it out of a completely rotten, 100% corrupt administration whose members are sold to the highest bidder like they're listings on ebay, a lot of AI people are gonna end up behind bars. This guy might be first.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People are gonna run out of food and won't even have faces to eat because the leopard will have feasted first. I like how everyone who sowed GOP seeds (politicians, farmers, their associations) are now reaping and they think it really suck.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you open with "With the support of the White House" and follow up with "with Sen. Scott", your bill should be automatically defeated and you should be kicked out of the party. Whatever you do, you need to do with without the support of the most famous felon in US history and medicare-fraud-guy.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LMAO. There's no rational to make an address at 2PM when everyone is busy. My hunch is he wants attention, but networks told him they wouldn't air his address on primetime, so he has to do it in the middle of the afternoon. It's gonna be mundane and boring.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, I'm tired of the braindead who say "buuuut the opinion section is not the news section..." fuck them. They're pathetic. You can't publish "You should be afraid of dragons" in the opinion section and still be considered serious because you published "dragons don't exist" in the news section.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That woman wrote and argued that overturning Roe v Wade would have no consequences because state legislatures wouldn't vote laws to ban abortion, because they'd be unpopular. A lot of red states ALREADY had those laws on the book, and those who didn't put them in. She should be mocked everywhere.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quick reminder that Mitch McConnell was 15 years old when Chuck Grassley began his first term as IA state representative. If Chuck doesn't want a democrat choosing his successor, he can retire anytime he wants. It would be really funny though if Turek wins, Grassley dies and Sand appointed a DEM.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I understand everything is weird with these people. Everything, from A to Z, and beyond if you're in unicode. But why is the head of DoJ on tv advocating for any particular product? When the microwave came out, was the head of DoJ on tv suggesting recipes?
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Kevin Wilson @kwilsonhfx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two women biking in a European city saying "if anyone tried to build this in my town I'd kill them"
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump literally said he'd resume the bombing just after the midterms. Why would Iran negotiate if we promise to bomb them anyway?
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the other hand, he's made diesel cost $6 (and still going up), so maybe he's the most pro-fuel-efficiency president ever.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's likely that helps her.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The two main tendencies in national Israeli politics right now are "expulsion and annexation of the Palestinian territories" vs "civil separation under the authority of an Israeli police state", and virtually all mainstream US commentary simply refuses to engage with this.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New plan: we stop the export of diesel. Australia can thank us later when these datacenters go out of business because diesel is $12.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is real catnip for me. I love this. I don't think this is very good for most voters (everyone is ok with a candidate disparaging the other candidate, but not so much with disparaging voters, no matter how fat their ass), this isn't helping, I think, but it's real catnip for me, personally.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A seat is a seat. And as much as I'd like us to win Florida and Texas, a dollar in these media markets goes a much longer way than a dollar in Texas. 5, 10 or 20 bucks to one of these is like hundreds to Florida or Texas.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sha-Yeehaw! law
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't wait to hear Matty Taibbi wail about censorship.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's super funny that they emphasize that only season 1 of True Detective counts. "Look, it's a good show if you ignore 3/4th of it" LOL.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently we're preparing to invade Cuba and there's literally no one who can provide anything remotely like a justification for that invasion. Some nonsense whisper about drug enforcement, but really, all we got is "it'll give Marco Rubio his first boner in years." www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-gro...
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U.S. military lays groundwork for potential action around Cuba
Some units would "possibly [be] needed in 90-120 days," according to an internal Army message reviewed by CBS News.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, far almost a decade: "Chuck Grassley is too old, his has the same ideas he had 50 years ago, his brain is stuck in the 70s" Legacy media: "Look at Grassley doing push-up in front of the camera, he's so cool" Grassley:
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing picture. The photo shows their profound hate for humanity. They're looking at us, the viewer, with all the disgust in the world. You can see and feel their feeling coming out of the picture. It's not often that a photograph is real art, but this one, it is it.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This asshole came to our city to stoke anti-Semitism, specifically against American Jews. Fuck him. Also, Hasan Piker has got to be laughing his ass off at this point. Having a world leader talk about him at the UN, he's gotta be laughing his ass off.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only moment I can remember being of real value in the WH press room was when @briankarem.bsky.social asked trump whether he would accept the result of the 2020 election and he basically said no. If I made a movie about American's descent to autocracy it would be the opening sequence.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm honestly stunned that this guy gets more vote than just his own. I understand trump has his cult leader aura that makes everyone hear something completely opposed to what he says, but tuberville doesn't have that. Wtf votes for that? Wtf sees that and wants a part of it? Is it for the LOLs?
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This guy is hailed on the right as "a constitutional scholar", allegedly the smartest GOP senator.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Polymarket should operate under U.S. law like Kalshi does and they'd be fine.
Kalshi advertisement on a bus stop: "Kalshi Rule #4 - We operate under U.S. law"
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