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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 12h
Also, obviously, welcome to Philadelphia Mike McDaniel.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 13h
doesn’t call offensive plays. doesn’t call defensive plays. doesn’t scheme for special teams. alienated one of the best wide receivers of this generation. can’t manage a clock. looks like a goober on the sidelines. still has all his hair. what does the man bring to the team?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14h
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 14h
LAUNCH NICK SIRIANNI STRAIGHT INTO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 14h
what were the Rams travel plans to Philadelphia? I just have to check.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don Davis got foisted upon NC-1 by leadership, particularly Clyburn.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just got home and turned the TV on when Schwarber was down 0-2, you’re welcome
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026
If you're going to blame any third party candidate for Florida 2000 it has to be Pat Buchanan. And even then it wasn't really his fault
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat, is it good when a site's head of trust and safety uses an automated system to block half the users?
Screenshot of Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky's head of trust and safety, saying "Automated block actions on my account so that I can stay unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. TBH it was well overdue.
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles' offense, defense, coaching all sucked in front of a national audience.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry it's impossible for me to see Case Keenum without thinking of the drawing the NFL tweeted on the day of the 2018 conference championships
a cartoon image of Case Keenum, Nick Foles, Blake Bortles, and Tom Brady walking towards the Minnesota stadium
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Bdawk responds that he did not give permission to the admin to use his image. 🙌🏼 www.threads.com/@briandawkin...
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Brian Dawkins Sr (@briandawkinssr) on Threads
#HelloBlessedPeople🙏🏽 I have respectfully not given permission to anyone other than those I currently do business with to use my NIL. Be Blessed! 🙏🏽 #Breath
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Up yours Drexel
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think some Dems might sneak by in a wave year election running these anti-trans ads that abandon an entire section of the population, but they won't be able to outrun it with Democratic voters longterm. The more time goes on, the more likely they are to know a trans person. A permanent duncecap.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's an emergency. If AOC ain't running, we need a left candidate. Khanna and Van Hollen ain't it. And you want someone pulling Pritzker left (and Newsom into sense/shame).
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 24/09/2026
even more price hikes and layoffs on deck in 2027 thanks @gavinnewsom.bsky.social !
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Paramount to Raise $7.5 Billion More in Debt to Fund Warner Bros. Deal
Paramount Skydance is launching a syndication to raise $7.5 billion in debt to finance the Warner Bros. Discovery merger.
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Normally to see pants this tight you have to be watching the HD transfers of TNG
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"fuck off, i don't care about regulating this behavior i don't engage in" should be the default imo
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New episode! The modern space industry is dominated by billionaires, reactionaries, and out-and-open fascists. So we sat down with @thebigzeo.bsky.social to figure out what makes them tick. Turns out it's weird fanfiction and not understanding classic scifi.
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Technofascism & Space
Failure To Launch · Episode
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're one step away from these dorks allowing people to use previous bets to make new bets
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not paying for parking is coercive according to Fartlow
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NFL 4th Down Bot @nfl4th.com · 22/09/2026
---> NYG (3) @ LA (14) <--- LA has 4th & 10 at the LAR 33, Q3 13:14 Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.7 WP) Actual play: Official Timeout at 13:14.
A table of the underlying computations for the 4th down recommendation
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was deputy M.E. at the WSJ when Murdoch took over, with a similar “editorial independence board.” Within 4 months, our top editor was gone, replaced by a loyal Murdoch deputy. That board raised a quivering objection, but the deed was done. If the Ellisons own CNN, they’ll do whatever they want.
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's the Jameis we all remember
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst part of Bonta caving on the Paramount merger is that it's a big flashing signal to every other company that there is no antitrust enforcement in America and you can bully your way into getting whatever you want. It's a monumentally bad decision.
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only reason Lawler even has his seat is bc Sean Patrick Mahoney was a narcissistic douche. Anyone that thinks he is beatable is a moron or a Republican (or Josh Gottheimer who's both)
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Michael Anderson @michaelander45.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you think Lawler is not beatable just resign. You are a fool and not worth our time or attention. You may also just be Josh Gottheimer.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only thing they're persuading voters is they'll back down and fold to whatever fascist nonsense Republicans come up with, abandoning the real people affected by it to abuse, terror, deprivation, exclusion, and death.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
democrats, your political consultants are using their positions to set up their future mid-6 figure lobbying job instead of giving you winning advice
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My “Doctor Who” idea is that the Doctor is a frog and his companion is a bear and every week they put on a variety show with the help of a very special guest star.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You really shouldn't be in politics if you can't take advantage of your opponent being sponsored by The Job Destroying Factory That Raises Your Water And Power Bills And Whose Creators Say It Might Kill Us All.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 18/09/2026
i don’t think he wants to be a kingmaker for the dsa left. i think he wants to stream a bunch, hang out with people he admires, and have people like him. this feels like projection to me
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 17/09/2026
The Dems are doing exactly what Labour did before they were elected. One by one a few stick their head up with some anti trans nonsense and the leadership say nothing because they don't want to rock the boat. Their supporters tell you not to worry, it will be fine when they are elected...
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this guy supposed to be important? Because I feel like I could get the same amount of insight from someone like Hutch
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i regret to inform you aella is relevant to national security concerns
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This really puts his freakout over the MI primary into perspective
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