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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
foothills are lowkey a goated thing to be nestled in
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My phone reminded me of this old meme I posted 4 years ago
Homer Simpson talking about Marge: Oh videogame devs, my loyal wife... Of course not...Homer Simpson talking about Lisa: and boardgame designers, my little princess!Homer talking about Bart, who looks like a rat person: And who could forget dear TTRPGS designers?
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ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
kaiju wisdom 🙇
panel 1: woman watches tv “Man, Godzilla is so fucking cool.”

Panel 2: Godzilla stomps through a city “Huge thighs, always screaming, destroying the works of man.”

panel 3: Godzilla turns to the camera “Hey! The traits you love in me you must also love in yourself!”

Panel 4: the woman is shocked “He's right!”
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Snowbluff(Commissions Open!) @snowbluff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Lancer Commission for Devin. It's an insectoid Chainsmoker. :D #art #illustration #Lancer #LancerOC
An insectoid looks over his shoulder nervously while holding a cigarette.
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Shadow: …So they added another Sonic type guy. But this one’s a bit grittier, and you’ve gotta fight him, that’s Knuckles.

Shadow: And then you’ve got Metal Sonic, which is like, a dark robot version of Sonic that he has to fight.

Shadow: Plus there’s Shadow the Hedgehog, he’s pretty much like Sonic, but gritty, and much darker.

Shadow: Then there are some characters from the comics who are pretty cool, like Scourge the Hedgehog. He’s Sonic, but dark, and evil.

Jack Thompson: Does this “Sonic” do anything at all aside from fighting dark inversions of himself?

Shadow: He goes fast.
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Shadow and Jack Thompson are in hospital beds.
Nurse: The doctor will see you in a moment.
Jack Thompson: Thank you.

Nurse: Mx. Martinez, the patients are ready for you.
Dr. Martinez: Thank you for using a gender-neutral honorific, but it’s Dr.

The big main ICE agent appears.
Ice agent: Dr. Deported that is! Wuah ha ha! Seize these brown people! We can’t have these licensed immigrant physicians stealing patients from white chiropractors!

ICE agents grab the medical staff. The big ICE agent is playing a violin and dancing.
ICE agent: Whaaaa ha ha ha! I never sleep!

He keeps fiddling and dancing.

ICE agent: I will never die!!!
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this is zelda. it’s her birthday
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Lilly @ne0lith.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
iin,cubous..... #art #fanart #killsixbilliondemons
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Any last words?
A tuxedo cat crouching low, staring intensely at the camera
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What even is this creature…
A black-and-white cat sitting in the shadows of a wooden shelf, yellow eyes looking straight ahead
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I woke up to Uni on me
A black and white cat is lying on top of his owner, looking down at the camera after she just woke up
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/12/2025
reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
four panel cartoon of an increasingly distressed coyote, in the third its cheeks bulge, on the final panel a rabbit leaps from his gaping maw declaring HELL WAS FULL
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Five Nights at Uni’s?
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Katherine Stark @kastark.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Alright gang, I'm picking up the ball You can now die during Far Field character creation
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
257. The Commission recommends that all Member States:
(a) Employ all means reasonably available to them to prevent the commission of genocide in the Gaza Strip;
(b) Cease the transfer of arms and other equipment or items, including jet fuel, to the State of Israel or third States where there is reason to suspect their use in military operations that have involved or could involve the commission of genocide;
(c) Ensure individuals and corporations in their territories and within their jurisdiction are not involved in the commission of genocide, aiding and assisting the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide and investigate and prosecute those who may be implicated in these crimes under international law;
(d) Facilitate the investigations and domestic proceedings and take action (including imposing sanctions) against the State of Israel and against individuals or corporations that are involved in or facilitating the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide;
(e) Cooperate with the investigation of the Office of the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court.
258. The Commission recommends that the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court:
(a) Examine, within its continuing investigation in the Situation in the State of Palestine, the crime of genocide for amendment to existing arrest warrants and addition to future application for arrest warrants;
(b) Examine the involvement of officials mentioned in this report for inclusion as those most responsible for international crimes committed in the occupied Palestinian territory.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
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G! | COMMS OPEN | @gforce.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
having some wallflower feelings #lancer
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I won the DGAF Wars but this victory is meaningless to me
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
An illustration of a march of the Hartford Wide-Awakes, Harper's Weekly (1860). Superimposed: "I WAS BORN IN A FREE COUNTRY"
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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alex moore @notanotheralex.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Drop something ✨️yellow ✨️
a truck drives down the highway. the sky above is streaked with yellow clouds
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
life hack: all your themes have the pride logo at midnight on june 1st because you were lazy and forgot to change them back in july last year
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
You mean look up the questions.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
4 yrs ago today, I witnessed a volcanic eruption for the first time, close enough to feel the intense warmth of the Earth's creation on my skin. It literally changed my life. I may spend the rest of my life seeking an experience as powerful as this and never find it, and that's okay.
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
One time on SCPPER — and I cannot remember who it was or what article it was — I discovered a reader whose vote history exclusively consisted of swapping their vote on one page between downvote and upvote hundreds of times
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 02/05/2025
Art by @nihonio.bsky.social.
Fake Twitter post by Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate (who is Twitter verified). Attached picture is of him staring blankly ahead holding a 4x4 Rubik's cube, with SCP-6820 ominously behind him. The Tweet's text reads, "Ethics is holding back scientific innovation and progress".
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spooky dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 29/04/2025
Having ever worked for or snitched to ICE should from now on be the kind of thing you have to run away from. In ten years when antifascists out you as a former ICE agent it should be the kind of thing where you have to pack your bags, immediately move town, and change your and your family’s names
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My painting TROUT WATER
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I always say "Friday" instead of "Good Friday" because if it was a ‘good’ Friday I’d be fishing
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Katherine Stark @kastark.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Feels extremely Karrakin-coded TBH #LancerRPG
A portrait of Lord Aloysius from Shadow of the Wolf, accompanied by a news headline with words cut and pasted from Lancer rulebooks over the original to read "Let those peasants in Harrison Armory wail in front of 11,000 years of Karrakin civiliisation"; Karrakis has fired back at HA in an extraordinary escalation to The Dawnline Incident".
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
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Drew @4484.cool · 28/03/2025
Reminder
"A computer can never be spiteful or horny
Therefore a computer must never make art"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2025
massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
A ghostly mari today
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Peyton @gee-man.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Happy Miku day. Post your Mikus. My singular contribution. Nationless Miku that dares to ask if you can see any borders from here. What has borders given us? Can we actually see the physical lines that divide one from another?
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Crom @crom.avn.sh · 08/03/2025
Image 1: Person holding "/author" discord command. Caption "Discovered something in hoping it could save lives"
Image 2: Person corrupted by "/self" discord command. Caption "Gets brainwashed of that thing."
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
making a presentation
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Every night I fight a door and the door wins
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Matthew Segal @segalmr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I wish getting severed (from Severance) was real. I'd make my innie watch the entirety of Severance and then never let it out again
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stormbreath.bsky.social @stormbreath.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
destoroyah i will always love you even if your chest does inexplicably look like a mangosteen
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Raddagher @raddagher.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Being in the SCP fandom is repeatedly telling non-SCP folks: 1. I absolutely did create the SCP Foundation 2. I wrote every single page on the website except the bad ones 3. you're not allowed to use them and creative commons is a lie and a trick
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Two sketches from my monster Zelda series. He passes away and she stands guard by his grave.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Uni's voice like Pokemon?
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もなぱく(ぺろり) @monapaku23.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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