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@stonesec.dev
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raccoon ambassador | leftist | security engineer | fighting game enjoyer

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patrick @stonesec.dev · 19/08/2026
im so glad people are hating this book, i dnf'd the first one a year ago and was immediately like "this shit is ass how is anyone reading this" and then a bunch of my friends got into it and i felt like i was going insane
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 15/08/2026
Nice moral compass asshole now tell me how morally upstanding insurance CEOs are
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 18/07/2026
Fighting game tournament bracket
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026
challenging to phrase this exactly right because it'd be in bad taste to use this as a gotcha against all his supporters, but the journalists who very explicitly framed Platner as a rejection of stuff like "HR Lady Politics" or (ugh) "smoothgroins" should take a long, hard, look in the mirror today
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 05/07/2026
a screenshot of discord text indicating a prediction that trump would get balogun's red card suspension overturnedbabe ruth calling his shot
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 03/07/2026
Fuck llms
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🤔
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 01/07/2026
The amount of times I get my cats claw unstuck from a blanket or a curtain and she gets mad at me for it makes me think that fable about the lion with a thorn stuck in its paw was a little off-base
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my post from january:

the purpose of democrats isn't to fight the fascists, the purpose of democrats is to make sure you don't
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A man enters his house and flips on a light switch. He says "glad to me home from work. Time to change." He starts transforming like sailor moon. Ribbons wrap around his body. He ends up in an old Ween t-shirt and tattered sweatpants.
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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.
LA Times headline: "Retailers say thefts are a crisis level. The numbers say otherwise."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Not gonna tag the person but “stop complaining about personal computing dying and install Linux on an old Dell Optiplex” is not a solution to computers getting expensive and I’m the person most likely to do that for fun.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2026
These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Breaking: Two Democrats cross the aisle as the Senate votes to let Donald Trump learn the Satsui no Hado.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I find it incredibly telling when men like Dawkins are convinced that the LLMs are ‘intelligent’ because it ‘agrees’ with them or tells them how insightful or clever they are
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 23/04/2026
did the guy crashing out about gritty throwing the penguin delete his account
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 22/04/2026
Googling whether the store im in applied for tariff refunds before deciding to steal half of what im buying
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They think you're stupid.
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Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
NEW: Chicago Progressive Partnership super PAC, which launched ads attacking Kat Abughazaleh and then eventually in favor of Bushra Amiwala as an apparent attempt to split the vote, has filed its FEC report, which reveals it was another shell group for AIPAC and its allies
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 14/04/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=halI...
youtube.com
Starcraft Terran theme
YouTube video by BattlecakeBand
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”
NYT: Iran War Live Updates: Trump Escalates Threat to Hit Iranian Power Plants After U.S. Rescues Downed Airman
President Trump used an expletive-laden social media post to taunt Iranian leaders, saying that the United States would attack if they did not fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz.  NYT: President Trump on Sunday escalated his threats to bomb Iranian power plants within the next two days and taunted the country’s leaders in an expletive-laden social media post.

Mr. Trump, seemingly emboldened by the successful U.S. rescue of an American airman in Iran over the weekend, issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz, a major Persian Gulf waterway for the transport of oil and gas, by Apr. 6.

If Iran’s government did not, he said, U.S. forces would target the country’s energy infrastructure, which supplies power for millions of civilians.

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” Mr. Trump wrote on social media. The president has previously postponed his deadline to attack twice and the Omani foreign ministry said on Sunday that officials had discussed how to reopen the Strait of Hormuz with Iranian counterparts without reaching a definitive agreement.“Praise be to Allah,” Mr. Trump added, before signing off in all caps.

Iran has threatened to retaliate by intensifying its attacks on critical infrastructure in Israel and Arab states that are allied with the United States. An escalation could further derail the lives of civilians throughout the region and add to worries about the global economy, which has been rattled by soaring energy prices since the start of the war.

Over the past two days, the U.S. military has been in a race with Iranian armed forces to find the missing airman after an F-15E jet was shot down over Iran on Friday, in the first known instance of a U.S. combat aircraft since the start of the war.

The plane’s pilot was quickly rescued. But a second officer was stranded in Iran and injured in the incident. American commandoes found the airman deep inside Iranian territory under the cover of darkness.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 29/03/2026
Sorry if you see this and dont think its rad you're beyond help!
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 26/03/2026
Cancel the season
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 25/03/2026
Not the first .500 record the rays are gonna have this year i think
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵
Leading Report on Twitter writes: "BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42."
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Zach Soares @voxels.ca · 24/03/2026
Small note. Mass layoffs like these are also a tactic to devalue the work because workers become more desperate while companies create false scarcity. Do not, ever, forget your worth. Don’t let them win. You make this industry exist. They don’t.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 22/03/2026
Why she like
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level. You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext* www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...
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2024-2025 Literacy Statistics | National Literacy Institute
Literacy Statisitics
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 19/03/2026
Hard to overstate how bad this is. This would be *national legislation to aid book banning*. The time to call your reps and say you are against HR 7661 is NOW.
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🍀LuckyStar✨ @luckystarbecca.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
SF6 Alex to his cousin:
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Fuck Israel
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 26/02/2026
After fighting game community member Ludovic Mbock was arrested by ICE, his family and friends have been working non-stop to bring him home aftermath.site/ice-ludovic-mb...
Ludovic [center] poses with a group of friends at the Combo Breaker fighting game tournament
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Time to dust off a classic
Ray from achewood saying “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!” For context, achewood is a web comic about a bunch of cats that was made because of 9/11 and is like an auxiliary golden age Simpsons for people old enough to have posted on Something Awful
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 09/02/2026
my discord account is nearly old enough to vote go fuck yourself
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 02/02/2026
bro got silenced for speaking his truth during frosty strive finals
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 29/01/2026
huh. ok so i log into this app and everyones talking about a detective named harry hole. alright sure whatever
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
She brought a bag lunch. Smart. bsky.app/profile/benm...
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish DHS. Prosecute collaborators. Imprison ICE.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A lot of push alerts not heeding Bump’s wisdom at this hour
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patrick @stonesec.dev · 20/01/2026
Cmon guys why wont you use our useless technology thats making your utility bills insane and computer components unattainable?????
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