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Sto Helit

@stohelit.bsky.social
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I’m a twitch streamer! I like clever things and dumb things in equal amounts. twitch.tv/sto_helit

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Start your Friday with this happy little thread
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Zee Zom @fnafilms.com · 07/04/2026
BBC Comedy Collective application period is open! 👇👇👇 www.bbc.co.uk/commissionin...
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The BBC Comedy Collective
Bursary to develop the next generation of comedy talent
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
LIVE SHOW ALERT: Both I and @performingnerd.bsky.social will be appearing at An Evening of Unnecessary Detail on 16th March 2026! We are both so thrilled to be doing this gig, having been fans for years. This is also extremely exciting for me as this will be only my second ever non-home crowd!
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It's a bit weird that we keep burying people in cemeteries given that not a single bone tree has actually sprouted in all this time.
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Owen Blacker @owen.blacker.me.uk · 04/11/2025
Well this is depressing and familiar >> I scored 90% on Have I Got Phobia For You. Test yourself here www.higpfy.co.uk
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Have I Got Phobia For You
Bringing attention to the often harmful practices of our mainstream media. Thankfully the days of vile hostility against gay people are now more or less over, but, reading today’s newspapers, there’s ...
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is, in every possible sense, me. thedailytism.com/audhd-womans...
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AuDHD woman’s driving lesson looming on horizon like macabre spectre of death
An AuDHD woman was forced to reckon with the transience of existence this morning when she remembered halfway through brushing her teeth that she has a driving lesson in three days, it has been rumour...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper 😠
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Jimbiddybimbim @jimbiddybimbim.stream · 01/09/2025
Um actually, this isn’t funny; White Houses only do this when they’re very distressed or in pain
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Accidentally woke my computer up, now it won’t stop posting on tumblr.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"Scrutiny" - a person with a mouthful of Caesar salad, describing its qualities
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’m going to attend! Join us.
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D Franklin @dlibris.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The man remains truly excellent and this is going to be amazing www.attitude.co.uk/culture/sir-...
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Sir Ian McKellen to open historic all-trans and nonbinary production of Twelfth Night
Director Phoebe Kemp said: "Twelfth Night already toys with gender and performance – it feels like Shakespeare wrote it for us"
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The amazing detail in this story is this lad's neighbour frantically whistling to try and draw the ship's attention to the dangerous local hazard known as [checks notes] Norway. If it hadn't noticed houses are generally stand on vessels a bit of whistling probably ain't going to do it, fella.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Please, PLEASE let this turn into actual action.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord

The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Kiwi stalks his prey.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This is a Kiwi the Budgie fan account now.
Kiwi, a green and yellow budgie, sits on a red & white striped hot water bottle, inside a transparent travel cage. He looks happy and comfortable, evidence by a mighty forehead floof.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Here is Kiwi the budgie, deciding to become a jam.
A young budgie is in a round glass jar. His tail is sticking out of the top and his feet are visible splayed underneath him. His face, which is against the glass, conveys confusion.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Go to your local demo.
A poster advertising a demonstration in Edinburgh. The image shows the raised power fist in trans flag colours. The text reads, Emergency Demo; Trans Liberation. 1pm Sat 19 April, Parliament Square. Below the details are the logos of organisations involved.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/04/2025
I got into Harry Potter as a teen before it blew up - my mom was a librarian and gave me the first one to read I loved them for a long time JK Rowling is a fascist TERF who wants to kill my friends and she and the entire series can go to hell, she’ll never see a cent from me again
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riding hell for leather @drpepsi.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
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Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana
Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@smallant.live I think my budgie, Kiwi, is your biggest fan. He sits and chats to you when I watch your vods!
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Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I did a thing.
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Tom Crosbie: PENN & TELLER FOOLED by White Rubik’s Cube & Pure Skill! (Full FOOL US Performance)
YouTube video by Tom Crosbie
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Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hey friends! 🇺🇸 Tonight is my US TV debut! 😬 Friends in America - keep an eye out on The CW for tonight’s episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us! We filmed this back in July, and I’ve been SO excited about it since!! (UK & “other” friends: it’ll be on YouTube by the time you wake up 😅) ⬜️
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
In a quiet carriage on a train, got my amp, uke and suit in my bag, off to do a podcast I like then roadtest bits for my new tour show and I’m reading Kurt Vonnegut’s Timequake, which exhorts readers to notice when things are good: “Well, if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is”. This is nice.
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 05/02/2025
I would really like to talk to someone who works at Dropout on the production / acquisitions side - if anyone has any leads on who I should speak to, DM me!
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Turns out Kiwi the budgie is a huge @smallant.live fan!
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The D stands for Disappointment @jenaciousd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Important to note that a velociraptor is a type of vectorraptor. You’d need to ensure your distanceraptor also has direction; otherwise a distanceraptor is a scalarraptor (which may or may not be a scaly raptor).
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Dr Mark D. Scherz @markscherz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Bluesky has not yet had any Rhombophryne testudo. Let’s fix that. I think it will do all of us some good. 🐸🟤
Look, I’m gonna break it to you, it’s a real shame you’re hearing or reading alt text and not seeing this incredible frog. It’s just… imagine a pancake, slightly burned in an intricate kind of pattern on top. Now puff it up like it’s some kind of incredible dumpling. Now put some legs evenly spaced around the edges, with stubby digits. And put some little bronze eyes in there for good measure. Now imagine that the pancake is deeply nonplussed, as is plain to see across its very flat face. That is what this frog looks like. It is perhaps one of evolution’s greatest achievements.
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
YouTube adverts keep suggesting that I should let OtterPilot AI run my meetings, but I have been well trained and always respond "NO OTTERS IN THE FLIGHT DECK".
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/01/2025
“She really doesn’t have to go on about it,” her father, Graeme Haworth, 61, said. “There’s much more to Beth than autism. Like her extensive coin collection, constant need for sameness and intense love of 15th century Tudor fashion.” thedailytism.com/woman-accuse...
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Woman accused of making neurotype that explains everything she’s ever done her whole personality
A woman has bored her family and friends to tears after "making autism her entire personality." Beth Haworth, 29, from Chester, was diagnosed six months ago - and hasn’t stopped obsessively researchin...
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sorry, a bit late for you to gather all the ingredients for tomorrow’s menu but hopefully your cooks and maids will do it all. (Menu for the day - 1911)
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Given The Muppet Christmas Carol shows a world where Muppets and humans live side by side, AND a world where Christmas exists, this suggests that Muppets were around at the time of Christ.
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 24/12/2024
If you’re looking to watch a murder mystery comedy that is equal parts daft and dark over the holidays, try out Murder for Dummies on YouTube! It’s a six episode series my friends and I made *entirely* independently: think Garth Marenghi meets Agatha Christie. First episode👇 youtu.be/9wD6ndC_8hI
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Murder for Dummies -- Episode 01: Victim
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David the Kamado 🚙💨 @kamadodavid.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just in case someone needs to see this.
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Now live on twitch with the most chaotic Satisfactory you’ve ever seen. Yet, somehow, it works. twitch.tv/sto_helit
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 12/11/2024
I have *just* released an *entirely independently made* TV series I created and produced with my UK comedy troupe, for free. It's called Murder for Dummies, it's a horror-comedy-murder-mystery-mock-doc - and it's really good, promise! All six episodes are available now: youtu.be/9wD6ndC_8hI?...
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Murder for Dummies -- Episode 01: Victim
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
MAGICIAN: Is this your card? ME: No MAGICIAN: Is this your card? ME: No MAGICIAN: This one? ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
We are still going with my first subathon! I’m now wearing a budgie onesie. Come hang out! twitch.tv/sto_helit
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Baby's first subathon! | !merch !gift !mortgage
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
THIS IS NOW
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m doing my first subathon ever today. At 2pm (45 mins from now). Is this how you market? twitch.tv/sto_helit
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A little post about me: Scientist IRL Twitch streamer (mostly strategy games) Autistic, bi woman Thoroughly therapy-pilled Budgie mum Optimiser Occasional songwriter Wholesome but sweary
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 17/11/2024
This clip is about how massively popular ventriloquism was in the nineties, which is a thing we all definitely remember because it happened. You can start watching the show via this link (so do that, please?) youtu.be/9wD6ndC_8hI?...
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Sto Helit @stohelit.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
It’s a good sign when the lovely repair person trying to fix your dishwasher sighs heavily every couple of minutes, right? Right??
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