Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I think ~ Swinton is underrated. 052
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 06/12/202510 hour flight and the seat next to me is empty. Only one rational thing to do now: use their screen to play The Muppet Christmas Carol 6 and a half times. 050
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Are you 100% neurotypical? Or do you have a collection of pin badges? 292
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2025“He could’ve run for president.” Do you reckon someone in the future finally got a Time Machine working? 98410
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2025You get to go back in time and only say 3 words to your younger self. What do you say? 231
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Never forget that before women had divorce, they had poison. 040
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Currently on a train from York to London: There was someone in my seat who was adamant that I was wrong. It took a group (A GROUP!) of people to explain how seat numbers work. He reluctantly ended up moving to the seat opposite. Is he crazy or high? Stay tuned to find out. 261
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Fun Fact: Ralph Ineson just became the first actor to appear on screen as a named character in both the Marvel Cinematic Universe (37 films) AND the Harry Potter series (8 films) Galactus (The Fantastic Four: First Steps) and Amycus Carrow (Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows) 000
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Happy Constitution Day to all my Norwegian friends. And to celebrate, here is a biblically accurate NORwegian flag: 030
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I will never know how to react when a man starts dancing to S-Club 7 in front of me in line for a sandwich… 520
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Why do we keep using :O to represent shock 😮 when we have a perfectly valid ö right there?! 160
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I don’t trust people who make an effort to look good when travelling. Just accept it, and look like crap like the rest of us! 100
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I’m going to start bulk buying and carrying round cheap earphones. So I can give them to the poor, underprivileged people who are forced to make phone calls and watch videos at full volume in public. Unrelated, anyone know where I can get custom printed earphones that say “DON’T BE A DICK!” 140
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 21/04/2025There is also a special place in hell for people that have loud phone calls on speaker SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE! [we haven’t taken off yet but still…] 140
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Could Thor put his hammer down on a boat? Urgent. 400
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I did a thing.youtu.beTom Crosbie: PENN & TELLER FOOLED by White Rubik’s Cube & Pure Skill! (Full FOOL US Performance)YouTube video by Tom Crosbie 117924
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Hey friends! 🇺🇸 Tonight is my US TV debut! 😬 Friends in America - keep an eye out on The CW for tonight’s episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us! We filmed this back in July, and I’ve been SO excited about it since!! (UK & “other” friends: it’ll be on YouTube by the time you wake up 😅) ⬜️ 0223
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 13/02/2025What do you mean “save your address”? Doesn’t everyone just message you to ask for your address every time I visit? 000
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025“The fourth pig’s house was built from wolf skulls. It wasn’t as sturdy, but it sent a message.” 052
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025There is a special place in hell for people that say “7am in the morning” or “9pm in the evening”. 030
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025My Uber driver was listening to an audiobook for the 40 minute trip this morning. That’s weird and I can’t work out why… answers on a postcard please. 110
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Fun Christmas Fact: Did you know people that go around saying “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” are very lonely and often have no personality Merry Christmas all. 120
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Spending Friday the 13th in the Bermuda Triangle with a storm brewing… wish me luck! 😬 020
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Has there ever been a movie remake better than the original? Genuine question. 200
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Anyone good with anagrams? I’m in desperate need of an anagram for the words “SAY DIANE” Any ideas? 130
Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd @performingnerd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Please don’t forget that tonight, the clocks go forwards. If your clock is going backwards, please consider getting a new clock. 040
