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Andrew A. Gill @andrewagill.bsky.social · 17h
My neighbor told me Iranian drones keep blocking diesel trade so I asked how much diesel the US trades and he said he just goes to Russia and gets more diesel afterward so I said it sounds like he's just feeding diesel to drones and then his vice president started crying.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i love sports because it’s the one context in which most agree that it’s ok to laugh at crying children
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 10/10/2026
A Bay Area restaurant owner says Elon Musk’s SpaceX owes him $70,000 for two dinners he catered in Palo Alto. “That’s not even a penny for them,” he said.
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SpaceX is worth $2 trillion. So why hasn’t it paid this Bay Area chef the $70,000 it owes him?
A Bay Area restaurant owner says Elon Musk’s SpaceX owes him $70,000 for two dinners he catered in Palo Alto. “That’s not even a penny for them,” he said.
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Jim Ray @jimray.bsky.team · 08/10/2026
Time to make myself irrationally angry about the Jake Coolidge BART map again
An alternate future BART map showing lines going all the way down the peninsula, *into Marin*, and actually serving the East Bay
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/10/2026
this could just say "has cat"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/10/2026
Thank you Brew Crew for smashing the Padres' hopes and dreams for me
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How sheepish is Europe? This map shows the distribution of sheep across Europe. Source: buff.ly/dSfHDOe
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 07/10/2026
Remember in season 2 when they added those weird vocals to the intro? It haunts me to this day
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 07/10/2026
A game made in "minutes" has the same value to me as a novel "written" in a similar timespan, but I do think that basic game creation should be easier and more accessible to novices. I wonder what kind of games 15 year old me would have come up with, had I access to these kinds of tools at the time.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 07/10/2026
"President Trump said Monday that the U.S. could help with the situation. In a veiled jab at the U.S., Russia’s consumer watchdog agency responded that it would be willing to help the U.S. with its outbreaks of measles."
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 05/10/2026
ATVs are generally ridden in off-road areas, not public streets - out of sight, out of mind - while a person driving a car in most towns can see innumerable children riding bikes and e-bikes to school on a regular basis. It's partly a visibility issue.
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Ellie 🌲 🪶 @elleestunearbre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anything can be a flatbed if the car is small enough
yellow microcar "Abbey" on a white kei truck. a screenshot of a youtube video
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 04/10/2026
Jail! Jail for Kristi. Jail for Kristi for one thousand years.
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
excellent column today which paints the history on broad strokes. in 2022, I attempted to fill in the picture with as many fine details as possible, including the men involved who helped kill the idea of BART on the Golden Gate Bridge www.substack-bahn.net/p/how-bart-o...
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How BART on the Golden Gate Bridge Died: A New History
"A Machiavellian plot" to kill a Bay Area dream
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People say our best days are behind us, but I say America is at the beginning of a new golden age.
Liquid Death/Mr Beast peanut butter cup-flavored seltzer collab
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 25/09/2026
Want to feel old? $50 is the new $20
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: given recent oil price increases, many airlines are now milking passengers in flight - with the milk being turned into biofuel. Passengers who are milked can apply for up to 2% off of their next booking.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just downloaded a recently-posted article arguing in favor of broad use of AI writing in legal scholarship, and, just out of curiousity, I entered the first two pages in to Pangram. According to Pangram, it's 100% AI-written.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 10/09/2026
Sealook is making me reminisce about Dog Brain
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
even if all the scariest stuff turns out to be true it won't make it less funny that the computer people used the computer to invent computer Calvinism
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 09/09/2026
No whey
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 09/09/2026
Meta-Muse-cels is this anything
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
America is already great
Deep fried flavored Oreos. NOT deep fried Oreos. Oreos that are flavored as deep fried
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/09/2026
there are now fewer than 36 hours remaining until the world premiere of "MUSK," and the start of an exciting new chapter in the mental health of the world's wealthiest man
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 07/12/2023
I'm not a cringe millennial and I didn't put any big stupid stickers on my car... on opposite day
"This car is the one to which the sticker on my other car was referring"
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St. John Barned-Smith @stjbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ICE hasn’t paid for detainee medical care since October. Advocates call it the ‘death policy’ — my latest, w/ @kolyncheang.bsky.social. Spend some time with it www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...
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ICE hasn’t paid for detainee medical care since October. Advocates call it the ‘death policy’
ICE owes millions in unpaid bills to hospitals and, in some cases, detainees themselves have been directly billed for care, records show.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/09/2026
A liberal is a conservative who just got mugged by the police
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I struggle to describe what Dolly meant to me as a southern blonde who spent her entire life getting disrespected to my face for being trashy and vain, but I will encourage you today to reflect on the ways YOU have treated women in your life whose aesthetics you find insufficiently respectable
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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Kashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From court filings to the pulpit: www.kosu.org/news/2026-08...
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 25/08/2026
1. Just run the deed to your house through here. 2. -Can it, Sid. -Why don't you can it, Howard? 3. More hash browns, sugar? 4. The menu said "Galaxy of Prawns." Three prawns are hardly a "Galaxy!" 5. Remove the Stone of Shame. Attach the Stone of Triumph!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Close Encounters of the Richard Kind
Still from the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind showing a tall skinny alien with light behind it while a person stands before it with their hand up shielding the light. The aliens head has been replaced with that of actor Richard Kind
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 25/08/2026
Straight up "Jed Yorkin' it"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when t-pain sang "shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low" he was talking about interest rates. not many people know this
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a dollar general and 3 vape stores is superior to a data center because I can’t buy kratom and a 12 pack of cream soda from a data center
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 24/08/2026
I have finally subscribed to Bloomberg. I blame @matt-levine.bsky.social for demonstrating such high value that left me with, really, no other choice. (Subscribe to Money Stuff.)
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 20/08/2026
Slim Jims are just churus for boys
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 20/08/2026
Today's new word is "cupidinous"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 18/08/2026
As a Bean Club member, I endorse this feud. The beans are that good. Also, subscribe to Coyote.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15/08/2026
Telling your partner about all the stuff for your new hobby you bought on Facebook Marketplace
We are
buying from willing
sellers at the current fair market price
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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