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@steve.cortez.world
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Ride bikes, pet cats

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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/10/2026
this could just say "has cat"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 05/08/2026
made a meme
portrait of the composer Ludwig van Beethoven, with text at the bottom reading "Pathétique" in all capital letters, in Impact typeface
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 01/06/2026
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 28/05/2026
J'refuse
A fluffy tuxedo cat, asleep on a wooden chair, in the sun
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 16/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 09/03/2026
This is how I access Bluesky
A reproduction of the etching "Hypnosis" by the artist Sascha Schneider. One man clasps the right wrist of another with his left hand, while his eyes beam light onto the man's face, who appears stricken.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/02/2026
That behavior makes me think of this post every single time:
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 31/12/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 29/11/2025
Imagine being French
A jambon beurre sandwich on a sesame baguette with a bowl of cornichons
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/11/2025
"The Aristocrats!"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 31/10/2025
Lmao
A photo of a television screen describing an infomercial hosted by Mike Huckabee for "Mike Huckabee's Secret To More Energy After 60!"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 19/10/2025
No Kings!
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 16/08/2025
Page 17 of "The Great Gatsby" describing Tom Buchanan's interest in eugenics
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 01/08/2025
sometimes I go back and check on my IMDB trivia submissions and it's like, who disliked this??
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 19/07/2025
This is where I post from
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 19/07/2025
I mean c'mon. This is nearly pornographic.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 14/07/2025
www.hoover.org/research/naz...
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 03/06/2025
Lmao
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 18/05/2025
Sicko mode
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/05/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/05/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/05/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/05/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 24/04/2025
🤔
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 24/04/2025
Weird coincidence!
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 08/04/2025
retvrn to 90s packaging design plz
A photo of a cardboard and plastic bubble package containing an electronic relay. The cardboard backing of the package is decorated in a very 1990s style, with bright rainbow colors and the word "Relays" repeated in script.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 03/04/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 10/03/2025
I was forced to make this meme at gunpoint
A meme image from the TV show "Seinfeld". George Costanza has fallen on the floor of Jerry's apartment with his pants around his ankles and is lying face down in shame, having had his deceptive plot fall apart, while Elaine and Kramer look on. Jerry says "And you wanna be my latex salesman" referring both to George's scheme to get a job by involving Jerry in a web of lies and to George's incompetence. This meme has the caption changed to "And you wanna be my air traffic controller" referring indirectly to Elon Musk and the multiple crashes that his social media site x.com has had today, while making fun of the fact that Musk wants the FAA air traffic control network to run on an unproven combination of his own AI software and his Starlink satellite network.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 04/03/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 26/02/2025
Who knew Tekashi 6ix9ine owned a Birkin in "Framboise" ???
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 11/02/2025
Found a better photo:
A photo of a horse wearing blinkers, or blinders, to keep it from seeing certain things, like Joe Paterno kept himself from seeing Jerry Sandusky's child abuse.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 27/01/2025
Texans hate it when you do this, but they can't stop you
A pot on a stove containing chili with beans
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 26/01/2025
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 02/01/2025
BEP-in'
A photo of a pot of black-eyed peas, cooked with shallots, carrots, tomato paste, salt, bay leaf, and Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning. The beans are in a reddish-tinged broth and are in a Caribbean teal-colored Le Creuset enameled pot, and have been cooked to perfection by a very smart, popular and good-looking person.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 01/01/2025
Not clear how, but every time I open discord I'm asked to join @katienotopoulos.bsky.social 's website server again, despite already being a member. Growth hack???
A screenshot of the Discord app asking the user to join Katie Notopoulos' server about website construction. The popup acknowledges that the user has already joined.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 17/12/2024
Opened my dear departed grandmother's sewing kit and found this????
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 01/12/2024
Brekburt
A photo of a not-yet-rolled breakfast burrito with egg, chorizo, and tater tots on a dinner plate. There is also Cholula hot sauce and a can of Pepsi.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 21/11/2024
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 10/11/2024
The dill has gone The dill has gone away
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 09/11/2024
I will always take the opportunity to point out an obviously AI-generated image that the writer of this terrible take liked on Twitter a few years ago:
A screenshot of a tweet liked by the writer Conor Friedersdorf. The tweet is of an AI-generated image meant to resemble a scantily clad Scarlett Johansson.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 25/10/2024
Jesus Fucking Christ www.wsj.com/world/russia...
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 23/10/2024
Trying to buy hair ties in a CVS. Miraculously they're not locked in a case, but are still locked to the display hanger. So we wait.
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 20/09/2024
I made this instead of eating lunch lol
A meme image depicting Robert F Kennedy Jr., Olivia Nuzzi, and a parasitic worm. Mr. Kennedy and Ms. Nuzzi both have speech bubbles saying "I Consent" while the worm has a speech bubble that says "I don't!" Text at the top reads "The Myth of 'Consensual' Sex" and text at the bottom reads "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 18/09/2024
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 16/09/2024
Suck it, everyone except for 71,524 other people!
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 20/08/2024
Just got this email and all I gotta say is "Obamala" was RIGHT THERE
A screenshot of my email inbox showing a promotional email from New York Magazine. The email is titled "The Obama-Kamala Merger"
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 26/07/2024
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 25/07/2024
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 25/07/2024
What do you think Doug is showing her?
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steve.cortez.world @steve.cortez.world · 12/07/2024
@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social
A photo of an advertisement for Ito En green tea, showing the famously cute baseball pitcher Shohei Ohtani standing in a field of tea plants
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