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Stephen Florida (girl)

@stephenflorida.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 | seattle | arts, crafts, corporate careerism, being mid-30s online | 'in' tech but not 'of' tech | black lives matter and trans women are my sisters | interact freely, i'm friendly. ask me about my neopets

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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 12/04/2026
i heard they're lowering the age requirements for enlistment in the skeleton wars. they're gonna come yank that shit out of you while you're still alive.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 13h
daphne loves derby weekend approaches. kind of Thee 2000s seattle scene band for me besides gatsbys american dream maybe. danger: radio maybe. the emo kids (me) loved them. the indie kids (cat who i had a big crush on) loved them. harmony supreme in the pit
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Daphne Loves Derby - Hammers And Hearts (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Jason Call Music
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 14h
i don't need the x-ray referral! just another 4-6 days of hard boot and then 4-6 weeks of brace with physical therapy
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 20h
It’s coming… 🎃
A marker drawing of the “Dancing Pumpkin Guy” in a small Moleskine sketchbook. To the right are two Copic markers.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22h
good morning to this couple and this couple only
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Mega Thee Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 20h
I ain't got to settle, I'm a muthafuckinh native Look too good AI couldn't generate it youtu.be/SGMbCKKW4P8?...
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Megan Thee Stallion - Tina Tuesday Freestyle
YouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
today’s lesbian of the day is: the costco hot dog!
the costco hot dog sign for a hot dog and a soda for a dollar fifty with the lesbian flag in the background
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 23h
my ankle isn't getting better in fact maybe feels worse so i probably do need the x-ray referral ughhhh. emailing my pcp i fucking guess
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just watched some birds cruise by and pluck the spiders off my window webs like a little buffet. a don't-mind-if-i-do situation. had no idea they did this
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Evan Sky Arts 🌸 shop open! @evanskyarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pigeon Doodles!! I really, really want my art to be more playful, fun, and loose, which is hard when you’re coming back from an over-rendering phase 🫠 but I’m working hard on it!! #art #doodle #pigeon #birds #TraditionalArt #cute #artist #pigeons #sketchbook #BirdSky
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hits her with the gachafication beam #rkgk
drawing of regular velma (left) and gachafied version (right)

gachafied version is wearing an orange-yellow-white colorblock top with cutouts on the chest and shoulders, and an asymmetrical wrap-around pleated skirt. she is carrying a polearm that resembles a long magnifying glass
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026
your periodic reminder that everything i make is 100% written, drawn, and designed by me, always!!!
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
has everyone seen the new neopets plushie. it's important
tooth plushie. it's a tooth with hair and wings
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's time #tmnz
taskmaster new zealand ad break card ft paul williams lying in a field of flowers giving a peace sign
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026
Picking apples is also cool, but apples will not warn you of carbon monoxide. Repeat - apples are not a substitute for working carbon monoxide alarms.
A carbon monoxide alarm growing on an apple tree. The text reads: Get a fresh one! Carbon monoxide alarms have expiration dates. Check the date on your carbon monoxide alarm.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my favorite thing about PRIMETIME (2026) is that it included a piece of Significant Jewelry
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
made it. crutches and all
PRIMETIME movie poster at amc
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
about to be seated for this!
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/09/2026
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a win!
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aluviella ✦ アルヴィエラ @aluviella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been working on a couple of tribute pieces for my favourite game, Neopets The Darkest Faerie :) It turned 20 years old last November and this is my celebration of that! :D Honestly very incredibly happy with how it turned out ^^ #neopets #thedarkestfaerie #neopetsthedarkestfaerie #ps2
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you know what hasn't been enshittified by modernity? bucket of red vines
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m @mjjii.com · 24/09/2026
digital art. a donut shop with a tall sign next to it that says donuts. there is a mysterious beam of light shining down on the shop. the same color light is coming out of the windows and door
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 27/09/2026
Happy 42nd birthday to the iconic Avril Lavigne.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm so glad i've lived my life in such a way, filled with such experiences (cheeses / pickles / cured meats) that i have no reason not to be able to spell "charcuterie"
screenshot from guy montgomery's guy mont spelling bee - new zealand microceleb jason hoyte spells charcuterie "c-h-a-q-u-t-e-r-e"
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🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
having a job is jobless behavior
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dinner was soooo good it was like a prize for getting injured
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rolled my ankle really bad like so bad but i just remembered my grocery order has BUCKET OF RED VINES in it. so it's not all bad
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gameboy graphics bill s preston esq says: what's truly bogus is the way you think about yourself
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reminder that this is a gorgeous graphic novel and you should read it.
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
updated all my stock, everything is still 20% off! most designs won't be restocked for the foreseeable future, so now is maybe the last chance to get them; i will be restocking one more time in Oct and then my shop will be winding down for 2027 💗🏳️‍⚧️ sweatermuppet.bigcartel.com/product/tran...
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every future
2 inch by 3 inch matte stickers. UV, weather, and scratch-proof lamination. Suitable for outdoor use. Can be applied to cars, bikes, water bottles, etc. Printed in Portland, Oregon, USA by Saturn Stic...
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is pretty huge for me
product photo - tyson SPOOKY NUGGETS (their popular dinosaur nuggets but in a halloween theme, in a black package with pumpkin, ghost, and bat shapes)
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Unsteady Evening" - my oil painting
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🌷🍀🌼🌼🍀🌷🌼🍀🍀 🌿🍀🍀🌼🍀🍀🌼🍀🌼 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌷🌿🌷🌼 🍀🌷🍀🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀 🌼🌼🌼🍀🍀🍀🍀🌿🍀 🌼🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌿🍀 🍀🌼🍀🍀🍀🌼🌷🌼🌷
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
pilots, furries, posters. solidarity with all ipad enthusiasts
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
saw this last night and it genuinely knocked my socks off. cried like 4 times. laughed like 40 times. told my friend i love her. LOCAL THEATER
Seattle Rep presents

Pony World Theatre’s

Eulogy,
or How to Plan Your Own Funeral 
(and have fun doing it!)

Written by Brendan Healy
Performed by Brendan Healy & The Undertakers
Directed by Leah Adcock-Starr

This special season engagement is not included in Seattle Rep subscription packages. Single tickets must be purchased separately and are final sale. 

Approximately 1 hour and 25 minutes with no intermission

You are invited to the memorial service for Brendan Healy. There will be remembrances of his life, his family, and his navigation of American healthcare....plus pictures of puppies. The eulogy will be delivered by...Brendan Healy.

In this true story, Brendan offers his insights on living with a terminal illness along with tips for planning your own funeral. Tip number one: Make it a funeral worth dying for. 

Declared among the “Best of Seattle Theater 2025” by The Seattle Times, Eulogy is a heartfelt and humorous exploration of the journey we must all take eventually. In lieu of flowers, you're encouraged to sing a song you love, bake your sister her favorite cake, or bring all your family and friends to this genuine celebration of life.

 

Content Advisory: Like most funerals, attendees should be aware there will be flashing lights and adult language and discussions of illness, blood, death in a variety of forms and at a variety of ages, sackcloth and ashes, student loans, the Midwest, the Soviet Union, and high calorie desserts.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
adding the federal way station Big Lamp to my local public art to-see list alongside the big crow with french fries in auburn
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
roasted some broccoli from my neighbor's garden :) why did i do this at 10:30am one might ask? well, i had motivation and needed to ride it out ASAP before it dissolved (and it was yummy. breakfast broccoli underrated perhaps)
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it went through :)
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Share the Cities Collective @sharethecities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a direct result of everyone with Real Change, Share the Cities & Transit Riders Union highlighting this priority for many years. We appreciate the Wilson Administration focusing on this. Several previous Mayors actively ignored this topic - remember that.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
seattle folks! quick opportunity to write a letter to the mayor in support of banning dynamic grocery store pricing (aka AI surveillance pricing, AKA safeway sucks ass). there's a wizard and everything, takes 10 seconds 😋
actionnetwork.org
Seattle: Reject the dangerous “loss prevention” amendment and pass a clean Fair & Transparent Pricing Ordinance!
URGENT ACTION: Washington AI Resistance and WA People's Privacy urge you to email Seattle City Council NOW and tell them to reject the dangerous "loss prevention" amendment and pass a clean surveillan...
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TMNZ cutting paul's banter segments this season? no comedy bits from paul this season? no joy for me this season??
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