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Stephen Florida (girl)

@stephenflorida.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 | seattle | arts, crafts, corporate careerism, being mid-30s online | 'in' tech but not 'of' tech | black lives matter and trans women are my sisters | interact freely, i'm friendly. ask me about my neopets

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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 1h
it makes me so happy this might end up being good (really good?? andrew garfield awards buzz??). amazon's "we dropped it because it was boring and bad actually" narrative is still 80% of the wikipedia stub
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think i'm depressed but i also think i'm responding rationally to a dogshit situation perhaps
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
have funnnnnnn
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 16/01/2026
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tasted like chemicals unfortunately
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Haunted Twilight, 1957 by Charles E. Burchfield
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/21747 『れおなるど サメの食べものマスコット』発売。 "Leonardo Shark Food Mascot" now on sale. #ガチャポン #gachapon
『れおなるど サメの食べものマスコット』
ラインナップ<1>れおなるど<2>しょくぱん<3>やきいも<4>わたあめ<5>めろんくりーむそーだ
メーカー:ウルトラニュープランニング
2023年12月発売予定
400円カプセル購入はこちら(楽天
"Leonardo the Shark Food Mascot" 
 Lineup: <1> Leonardo <2> Bread <3> Baked Sweet Potato <4> Cotton Candy <5> Melon Cream Soda 
 Manufacturer: Ultra New Planning 
 Scheduled for release in December 2023 
 400 yen capsules Purchase here (Rakuten)
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sick as hell if i'm being sfr
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok...
photo of a seattle area staples with a party city banner ad on the wall. san serif text reads "balloons are here!"
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dishwasher 💖
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 03/10/2026
we don't say 'get a haircut' we say 'cop a coif'
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
missed you, froggy friend! coyote v acme was super charming, i had a good time
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yesterday was the first day i felt real improvement/the sense that i'm not gonna be struggling to walk forever. yay
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can have a little bit of vintage emo band misogyny from 2006 as a treat
dan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showboxdan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showboxdan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showboxdan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showbox
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they didn't do closing down the pattern department. like on purpose to hurt me they didn't do it
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kenny choi has a regular guy hairstyle now
artistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattleartistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattleartistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattleartistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattle
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i like the camaraderie i find with strangers, being out of the house in crutch/boot. everybody's like "what'd ya do!" "how long ya got in that?" hi hello
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on a very important getting out of the house exercise to decide if i can get out of the house tomorrow night for sushi and a gawk at my friend's piece-of-work mom. so far so good. there's teriyaki
plate of chicken teriyaki
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
woahhhhhhhh mom
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck. i've reply-guyed and befriended all the wrong people. what CAN u be exploited for
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm launching a crypto coin, cow egg
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 12/04/2026
i heard they're lowering the age requirements for enlistment in the skeleton wars. they're gonna come yank that shit out of you while you're still alive.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"oh wow kl a band with the name 'tHiS pRoViDeNcE' has christian energy?"
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this providence is headlining to play through their self-titled album. like yeah i know every lyric i mean they were a seattle band i had loyalty. but do they hold up in this big year of 2026? debatable. very crypto-christian with emo misogyny vibes
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dang i really need to move didi up my to-watch list
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YESSSSSS kenny choi a god among men to those of us with taste and a purevolume account <3
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'mma be in the ada section so i'll be bopping the fuck out sedately with my stupid aircast boot on but i KNOW they'll play this and it'll go off on the floor. i'm anticipating, i'm anticipating
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Closing Down the Pattern Department
YouTube video by Daphne Loves Derby - Topic
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
daphne loves derby weekend approaches. kind of Thee 2000s seattle scene band for me besides gatsbys american dream maybe. danger: radio maybe. the emo kids (me) loved them. the indie kids (cat who i had a big crush on) loved them. harmony supreme in the pit
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Daphne Loves Derby - Hammers And Hearts (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Jason Call Music
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and i'm supposed to throw my birkenstocks in a fire
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't need the x-ray referral! just another 4-6 days of hard boot and then 4-6 weeks of brace with physical therapy
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s coming… 🎃
A marker drawing of the “Dancing Pumpkin Guy” in a small Moleskine sketchbook. To the right are two Copic markers.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at least i don't have a copay for office visits. at least there's that
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
good morning to this couple and this couple only
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I ain't got to settle, I'm a muthafuckinh native Look too good AI couldn't generate it youtu.be/SGMbCKKW4P8?...
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Megan Thee Stallion - Tina Tuesday Freestyle
YouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pcp's initial diagnosis is "nasty sprain" and i have to go in for her in-person opinion and a discussion of using the walking boot more rigorously. good indicator that she said "walking boot" and not simply "air cast" bc that hopefully means i can be weight-bearing and don't have to hop around
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
emailed pcp pictures of gross bruises so it's out of my hands now
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maybe i'm fine actually
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
today’s lesbian of the day is: the costco hot dog!
the costco hot dog sign for a hot dog and a soda for a dollar fifty with the lesbian flag in the background
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i still have $1k deductible 😭
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my ankle isn't getting better in fact maybe feels worse so i probably do need the x-ray referral ughhhh. emailing my pcp i fucking guess
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just watched some birds cruise by and pluck the spiders off my window webs like a little buffet. a don't-mind-if-i-do situation. had no idea they did this
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Evan Sky Arts 🌸 shop open! @evanskyarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pigeon Doodles!! I really, really want my art to be more playful, fun, and loose, which is hard when you’re coming back from an over-rendering phase 🫠 but I’m working hard on it!! #art #doodle #pigeon #birds #TraditionalArt #cute #artist #pigeons #sketchbook #BirdSky
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