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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 | seattle | arts, crafts, corporate careerism, being mid-30s online | 'in' tech but not 'of' tech | black lives matter and trans women are my sisters | interact freely, i'm friendly. ask me about my neopets

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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i read to step 3 before i got really really scared. idt i'm made of the kind of stuff that people who troubleshoot their own appliances are made of
Here’s how to switch the compressor’s start relay:

    Unplug your fridge.
    Remove the rear cover at the base of the fridge.
    Locate your compressor start relay.
    Disconnect the relay from the cable harness. 
    Remove the old relay.
    Plug the new relay into the cable harness. 
    Attach the new relay following your manufacturer’s instructions.
    Put the cover back on.
    Plug your fridge in.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i'm going to miss the loving paul williams and throwing rocks at jeremy wells show now that the season is over :(
ad break bumper from taskmaster new zealand (tmnz) season 7 episode 10 - paul williams waving to camera, seated on the floor watching vhs tapes
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
logging on
young Justin Bieber shocked by his Nintendo DS. j-14 photoshoot
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this was delightful if you love ripley as much as i love ripley and have a good tolerance for adapted nearly-one-setting stage plays. i was sooo all-in for the campy idea of patricia highsmith spending her last days planning murders with tom
poster ad for a talent for murder starring Helen Mirren
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
are you thinking of this gatorade thread? if so it's iconic to me as well
my dad brought me yellow gatorade because that's the medicinal flavor. orange is for exercise. red is the best tasting but has no healing properties, it's just a drink like arizona iced tea. dark blue is mental fortitude/mana potion. light blue is for hot days because it is colder than other flavors
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my friends gave me eggs from their chickens :)
carton of home-laid eggs in varying brown shades
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
going over to my wwe friend's house to watch money in the bank today. the looneytunesiest one where they all scrabble around on ladders trying to pull a briefcase off a hook :)
wikipedia page with a photo of like 8 guys grappling atop like 4 ladders. text: the money in the bank ladder match is a multi-person ladder match held by the professional wrestling promotion wwe. first performed at wwe's annual wrestlemania event beginning in 2005, a separate money in the bank event was established in 2010. the prize of the match is a briefcase containing a contract for a championship match of the winner's choice, which, within wwe's fictional storyline, can be "cashed in" by the holder of the briefcase at any point in the year following their victory.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ok so diesel prices are REALLY impacting musician tour itineraries i guess. 3 dates in milwaukee and no pacific northwest. ok. we live in bad times
waterparks mid-sized poppunk band fall tour itinerary (which is at this point mostly sold out. so they weren't WRONG about it): salt lake city, denver, lawrence, 3 days milwaukee, lakewood ohio, new haven, 3 days asbury park, 2 days towson md, 3 days atlanta, orlando, 2 days houston, tucson, santa ana, 2 days sacramento
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
neighbor bestie left me her car keys and 6 tins of sardines on her way out of town for the weekend we're gonna be thriving it turns out ❤️🐟❤️🐟
texted photo of a messy work table in my garage. there's a car keyfob and a 6pack of sardines lying on top and it's been circled digitally in red
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the cheap movie ticket promos got me this week. sure why not
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A Talent for Murder is a 2026 thriller film directed by Anton Corbijn and adapted by Joanna Murray-Smith from her 2014 play Switzerland. It stars Helen Mirren, Alden Ehrenreich and Olivia Cooke. The film is scheduled to be theatrically released in the United States on October 23, 2026, by Bleecker Street and LD Entertainment. It received generally positive reviews from critics.
Premise

A young man travels from New York to Switzerland to try to persuade acclaimed thriller writer Patricia Highsmith to write one final installment of her Tom Ripley series, with his efforts gradually turning more sinister.[1][2]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sense and Sensibility is a 2026 period romantic drama film directed by Georgia Oakley from a screenplay by Diana Reid. It is based on the 1811 novel by Jane Austen. The film stars Daisy Edgar-Jones, Esmé Creed-Miles, Caitríona Balfe, Frank Dillane, Herbert Nordrum, George MacKay, and Fiona Shaw.

Sense and Sensibility was released in the United Kingdom on September 25, 2026, and is scheduled to be released in the United States on October 16. The film received generally positive reviews from critics.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
one of their tiniest screens too lol
photo of the auditorium booked for the MUSK (2026) documentary screenings in seattle / auburn this month - it's a 50-seat, 4.5 row setup
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok...
photo of a seattle area staples with a party city banner ad on the wall. san serif text reads "balloons are here!"
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can have a little bit of vintage emo band misogyny from 2006 as a treat
dan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showboxdan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showboxdan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showboxdan young and this providence onstage performing their self-titled 2006 album at the seattle showbox
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kenny choi has a regular guy hairstyle now
artistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattleartistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattleartistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattleartistically blurred photo of daphne loves derby onstage at the Showbox Seattle
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on a very important getting out of the house exercise to decide if i can get out of the house tomorrow night for sushi and a gawk at my friend's piece-of-work mom. so far so good. there's teriyaki
plate of chicken teriyaki
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
has everyone seen the new neopets plushie. it's important
tooth plushie. it's a tooth with hair and wings
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry i forgot i wasn't on reddit for a minute and went into "uhh actually" mode. but uhh actually semi-common way to say a comedy has some edge
radio times review calling the martin freeman daisy haggard show breeders a "parenting sitcom with bite"new yorker review calling the mindy project a "rare network sitcom with bite and idiosyncrasy"bowling green news review describing the invite as "an adult comedy with bite"time review calling aziz ansari's good fortune "an amiable comedy with bite"
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's time #tmnz
taskmaster new zealand ad break card ft paul williams lying in a field of flowers giving a peace sign
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
made it. crutches and all
PRIMETIME movie poster at amc
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm so glad i've lived my life in such a way, filled with such experiences (cheeses / pickles / cured meats) that i have no reason not to be able to spell "charcuterie"
screenshot from guy montgomery's guy mont spelling bee - new zealand microceleb jason hoyte spells charcuterie "c-h-a-q-u-t-e-r-e"
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is pretty huge for me
product photo - tyson SPOOKY NUGGETS (their popular dinosaur nuggets but in a halloween theme, in a black package with pumpkin, ghost, and bat shapes)
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
saw this last night and it genuinely knocked my socks off. cried like 4 times. laughed like 40 times. told my friend i love her. LOCAL THEATER
Seattle Rep presents

Pony World Theatre’s

Eulogy,
or How to Plan Your Own Funeral 
(and have fun doing it!)

Written by Brendan Healy
Performed by Brendan Healy & The Undertakers
Directed by Leah Adcock-Starr

This special season engagement is not included in Seattle Rep subscription packages. Single tickets must be purchased separately and are final sale. 

Approximately 1 hour and 25 minutes with no intermission

You are invited to the memorial service for Brendan Healy. There will be remembrances of his life, his family, and his navigation of American healthcare....plus pictures of puppies. The eulogy will be delivered by...Brendan Healy.

In this true story, Brendan offers his insights on living with a terminal illness along with tips for planning your own funeral. Tip number one: Make it a funeral worth dying for. 

Declared among the “Best of Seattle Theater 2025” by The Seattle Times, Eulogy is a heartfelt and humorous exploration of the journey we must all take eventually. In lieu of flowers, you're encouraged to sing a song you love, bake your sister her favorite cake, or bring all your family and friends to this genuine celebration of life.

 

Content Advisory: Like most funerals, attendees should be aware there will be flashing lights and adult language and discussions of illness, blood, death in a variety of forms and at a variety of ages, sackcloth and ashes, student loans, the Midwest, the Soviet Union, and high calorie desserts.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
damn. this was heinous too. i'll stand by multiple sum41s on a single mix but why all the metro station. what did i think i was doing.
PORTLAND 09 disc two “mostly douches” 
1. shake it - metro station 
2. the water cycle - math the band
3. fat lip - sum 41
4. must have done something right - relient k
5. in too deep - sum 41
6. hey juliet - lmnt
7. wish we were older - metro station
8. now that we’re done - metro station
9. c-c-c-cinnamon lips - ok go
10. i kissed a boy (and i liked it) - cobra starship
11. not too young, not too old - aaron carter
12. girl - beck
13. i want you - savage garden
14. california - metro station
15. motivation - sum 41
16. beat it - michael jackson
17. tell me what to do - metro station
18. dr jones - AQUA
19. my own worst enemy - lit
20. disco - metro station
21. safety dance - men at work
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
found portland disc two in the box of loose cds. literally opens with metro station shake it so it's for sure a 2009 mix
Portland 09 disc two "mostly douches"
savage garden, metro station, sum 41, math the band, relient k, lmnt, ok go, cobra starship, Aaron Carter, Michael Jackson, lit, men at work
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok this one genuinely goes so hard. and i'm pretty sure it's because my carpool inherited it from some upperclassmen on the rowing team and distributed copies. no way did i create this at 16
photo of a burned CD in an open discman labeled San Diego Mix '05san diego mix 05 tracklist

1. california - phantom planet
2. goodnight goodnight - hot hot heat
3. californication - red hot chili peppers
4. jerk it out - the caesars
5. 1, 2 step - ciara
6. walkie talkie man - steriogram
7. i want to break free - queen
8. basket case - green day
9. mexican wine - fountains of wayne
10. i’m not okay - my chemical romance
11. can’t touch this - mc hammer
12. california love - 2pac
13. welcome to paradise - green day
14. since u been gone - kelly clarkson
15. all that i’ve got - the used
16. livin’ on a prayer - bon jovi
17. feeling this - blink-182
18. mr brightside - the killers
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the tracklist btw. opposite of a transcendent listening experience. i wonder if i'll find PORTLAND '09 discs 1-3
1. i'm a pirate, you're a princess - playradioplay!
2. by the way - red hot chili peppers
3. don't trust me - 3oh!3
4. teenage dirtbag - wheatus
5. zephyr song - red hot chili peppers
6. minor thing - red hot chili peppers
7. hotel song - regina spektor
8. alcohol - millionaires
9. sneakernight - vanessa hudgens
10. el scorcho (cover) - dashboard confessional
11-21. all of vampire weekend's self-titled album in order??
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how do i cope with having been the teen who made this
hand-labeled mix cd titled PORTLAND 09 DISC FOUR: playradioplay! 3oh3 red hot chili peppers wheatus regina vanessa hudgens dashboard confessional millionaires vampire weekend
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
new water bottle sticker
twilight sticker design by bellerisalive.art on Instagram: drawing of twilight Edward and Bella doing the iconic "say it out loud" scene except instead of "a vampire" Bella is saying "fuck ICE"
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
picked up donuts to share with the neighbors and they're so fresh the box is steaming up. THIS is living
box of donuts from Seattle Malasada with steam on the top window
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how it's going for me
burned the shit out of my thumb on an oven rack just now :( :( :( :( hurt so bad i time traveled to 2008 and remembered #fml. fml.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i wish that were me
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok the universe said everything must sit in balance. sure i got passed over for 2 roles i felt like a good fit for after doing 2 rounds of interviews each today. sure. but ALSO i finally got a neopets avatar i've been trying for a long time and probably a high score trophy too :)
neopets spacerocked game avatar screenshotneopets high score trophy board - silver trophy table showing my score of 13,606 in 8th place
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2 rejection emails #mypessimism
creature struck by tomatoes
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
get my girl paid pls thx niche womens sports don't pay enough
dancing with the stars amber glenn promo: vote for her tonight 5-7pm pacific by texting AMBER 10x to 21523my friend spam texting AMBER me spam texting AMBER
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
check out my scrungly guy
maraquan gelert neopet with one of the og art styles applied so it's just a weird purple dog with 8 octopus legs
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they're in love
neopets screenshot from the faerie festival 2026 landing page - luxinia with her arm around iridesia. iridesia is looking to the side coyly/blushing
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
update on my collection of nicole kidman patron saint of The Movies 2026. as you can see i have been to many movies. don't ask which ones i only engage with the nicole kidman amc promo
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
he's in there
photo of my little white dog's face visible under the bed
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a year of some formative bangers honestly. cut class with my best friend to sneak into tyfs but also hosted a haters party for the hsm tv premiere that turned into a lovers party halfway through/was perhaps our first real embracing of camp. and kirsten dunst sublimated lesbian awakening w/e w/e w/e
thank you for smoking 2006marie antoinette 2006high school musical 2006
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
also demolished this. yk the hot pot hotpotted when the table looks disgusting by the 30min mark
photo of the cauldron/table @ qiao lin downtown seattle. drips and dabs all over the place
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
tag yourself i'm fuuma's yaoi hands
photo of a page from the clamp zero x/1999 art book. kamui and fuuma sitting together yaoiful yet demure in a yellow themed space station type of room
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
SECURED
x illustrated collection x ze/ro - clamp (a hardbound art book with red cover lettering)
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
too on-the-nose to wear my aj failson shirt to dinner with my shitass parents?
photo of my aj soprano failson tee
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
some stuff on the street
photo of part of a sandwich board featuring an inexpertly drawn white aristocats kittenyellow fire hydrant with big "love" bubble letters and other weathered stickers
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SOUP
photo of split pea soup
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
even more important than a flawed bad dad/bad mom/threatening queer child narrative tho: crabs at chemo 🦀
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
never not thinking about how the haunting in connecticut sets up one of the best queer child haunted house allegories in which mom and dad are grieving-while-neglecting their live kid who needs them and is simply Different. but the movie like...ultimately AGREES that mom's pov should be centered lol
mom narration from the haunting in connecticut:
we didn't ask for this and we didn't deserve it. the fact is, I don't know why this happened to us. we were just a regular family like anybody else. mom narration from the haunting in connecticut: and anyone who's had a sick child... would understand the feeling that you're losing your grasp on them... and something's pulling them from the other side... which is really what was happening in that house.
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? oh my mascot actor was doing huge and very lgbt things that year. major for me
kyle gallner in jennifer's body. arguably one of his most notable alt softboy roleskyle gallner in the haunting in connecticut. two dead boys et cetera et cetera. movie that would have been so good if it was good
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
nailed it
screenshot from the sketch artist game in the quote tweet. i drew mr peanut with 91% accuracy
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Stephen Florida (girl) @stephenflorida.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just a normal everyday unremarkable man on the street now,
crop of cody rhodes as guile in the street fighter movie poster. he looks ridiculous in the big blond flat-top wig but also his huge irl neck tattoo has been covered
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