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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 14/11/2025
🚨 MODERATION SCAM WARNING - DMs about account violations or moderation issues are scams. We don't handle moderation via DMs/external sites and would NEVER ask for your password, payment, or credit card details regarding moderation decisions. 6/10
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
…but Rad.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I humbly present my #Apple #Network #Meme
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
roblox legit scares me more than any other platform www.404media.co/lawsuit-accu...
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Lawsuit Accuses a16z of Turning Roblox Into a School Shooter's Playground
The family of a dead teen girl said she'd still be alive if Roblox did a better job moderating its platform.
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Eerily 🎃 🔮 @millyrose.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
‘I've been pulled into a disciplinary meeting for saying robotic slurs at work’ www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...
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From the LegalAdviceUK community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the LegalAdviceUK community
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/07/2025
This thread is incredible.
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Jason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk)
.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
@microsoftlearn.bsky.social yall have been pushing the "applied skills" options, which in my sampling seem strong, but theres no Credly badges to link on your own platform, LinkedIn. Would love to see badges tied to a Credly profile so applied skills could be showcased and gain traction with HR.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sippin' on gin* and juice** *water **more water
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Fabian Bader @fabian.bader.cloud · 14/05/2025
The unified IdentityInfo table is the most comprehensive way to identify users and their attributes in the unified SOC experience. You have to onboard your Sentinel workspace AND enable UEBA to take advantage of this in advanced hunting. #xdr #sentinel
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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 13/05/2025
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Know your threat model
FlorkOfCows Comic. The main character uses their flipper zero to turn on any wireless vibrators in the are thinking it would embarrass women and instead turns on his male friends prostate vibrator making his friend collapse from orgasms on top of him
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
Alt: a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
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Nathan McNulty @nathanmcnulty.com · 06/05/2025
I've been building a "Cliff's Notes" version of the docs for deploying the Defender XDR stack, and during the process I discovered how good the new setup guides are 🔥 Even if you have already deployed the solution, might be worth a review :) setup.cloud.microsof...
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Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“The first song that you love, that your parents hate, is the beginning of the soundtrack of your life.” —John Waters
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Cannibal 🦙 @elcannibal.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Made an insert for a Zippo that holds 2 Yubikeys. If you print one let me know how it fits and which printer you used. Files are available on printables: www.printables.com/model/128385...
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@medus4.com escaped containment for all the best reasons 🤣🤣🤣
A screenshot of an old post from Medus4 with the text below in the subreddit love memes

“I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods
NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity.
We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons.
I never corrected him.
I regret nothing.”
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 28/04/2025
Watching Spain and Portugal very closely, but please don't jump to conclusions. Lots of bizarre root causes in big power grids.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Yeah i read scripture
My beautifully old copy of Star Wars: The Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels
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Sarah Young @sarahyo.com · 26/04/2025
MCP just got a huge update so you can delegate the authorisation server to a third party like Entra, a massive security improvement. What a fab community effort @anthropic.com ! 👏 modelcontextprotocol.io/specificatio...
modelcontextprotocol.io
Authorization - Model Context Protocol
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Not looking forward to this being on r/agedlikemilk
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
is starbucks coffee named after battlestar galactica or moby dick
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WIRED @wired.com · 20/04/2025
These three companies have developed tactile devices that help visually impaired spectators follow the live action playing out on the field. www.wired.com/story/the-tr...
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Meet the Trio of Tech Startups Bringing Live Sports to Blind Fans
These three companies have developed tactile devices that help visually impaired spectators follow the live action playing out on the field.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
They are evolving velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Speaking as someone who has spent decades working in cybersecurity, and even longer as a hacker... This is exactly what you do when you hack/penetrate a system illicitly, and don't want to be caught/tracked. This is not something you do when you are working on a system legitimately.
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Matt Johansen @mattjay.com · 18/04/2025
The most daming claim in this statement IMO: Within 15 minutes of DOGE accounts being created… Attackers in Russia tried logging in using those new creds. Correct usernames and passwords. 2 options here. The DOGE device was hacked. And I don't think I need to explain the 2nd.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
There is plenty to criticize about the FDA but keeping annual food safety related deaths to under 6,000 cases in a nation of 340 million people is *fucking astonishing*
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Luta Security @lutasecurity.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Deafening Silence From The Cybersecurity Industry by Forbes senior contributor Tony Bradley; links to Luta Security CEO's recent blog post @k8em0.bsky.social @lutasecurity.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/tonybr...
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Deafening Silence From The Cybersecurity Industry
Chris Krebs affirmed the 2020 election was secure. Now he's the target of an Executive Order—and the cybersecurity industry’s silence is enabling a dangerous precedent.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Welcome to the @cvefoundation.bsky.social !
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Someone with talent should match a song about Tariffs and making a man out of you from Mulan for them.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/04/2025
Stick [1/4] (All images in this thread are panels from a comic about a crow adopting an emotional support stick.)
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The Traveler [COMMS OPEN] @ekvitki.art · 06/04/2025
Earthstars #pixelart #art #space #aseprite
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Alethe @alethe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
New Blog post about my experience presenting at @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social Epic Fails and Heist Tales: A Red Teamer’s Journey to Deadwood bishopfox.com/blog/epic-fa...
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Epic Fails and Heist Tales: A Red Teamer’s Journey to Deadwood
Alethe Denis provides key insights from her talk, Epic Fails and Heist Tales: Red Teaming Toward Truly Tested Security, at Wild West Hackin' Fest.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/04/2025
Lil Weezy and Bill Beezy (I’m so sorry)
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/04/2025
being trans in 2025 is watching the first episode of a show one night with your partner and the next day finding out that the guy who made it is going on podcasts calling you an autogyniphile
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Have they realized yet that www stands for wokewideweb in URLs
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We’re so cooked
A car taken to a mechanic had a generative AI search result output instructing the mechanic what needs to be checked
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Zeyi Yang 杨泽毅 @zeyiyang.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
James is correct. I ran the numbers on 185 countries/regions on Trump's tariff list today, and it's correct for 182 of them. Here you can see all the numbers. (unit: millions in USD) Data is from the US Department of Commerce, International Trade Administration.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Principal Skinner: WELL, TIL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY. RIGHT NOW ELON MUSK
IS AT HOME CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
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Merill Fernando 💚 @merill.net · 01/04/2025
Threat hunters rejoice! This is HUUUGE news 👏 Microsoft just introduced linkable identifiers in Microsoft Entra ID logs. The bad guys 🥷 are going to hate this so much 😂 Learn more at learn.microsoft.com/... Share the good news 👍
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Look all I’m saying is Id pay $20 a month to talk to my dog instead of whatever the other companies are offering youtu.be/I8FVqnt5J_E
youtu.be
Text to Bark from ElevenLabs
YouTube video by ElevenLabs
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 31/03/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "you can't be fuckin' serious"
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You dare call me unstable as I celebrate my favored cloud platform’s Quinceanera!?
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Go read this. It’s a very human take on Ukraine. www.politico.eu/article/save...
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The Ukrainian teens who took on Putin’s gulag archipelago — and won
When Vlad and his friends realized the Kremlin would not return them home, they staged an open revolt.
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Warning: This is an adult game with adult themes, such as having to do your taxes and not wanting to
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Nathan McNulty @nathanmcnulty.com · 28/03/2025
I had a complaint that Microsoft doesn't host a vanity URL for us for SSPR, so I thought I'd put together a quick video on how easy this is to set up :) Obviously this is using Cloudflare (I'll make an Azure example later), but the key is URL rewrite rather than simple CNAME ;)
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Will Dormann @wdormann.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2025
Upcoming Windows 11 builds won't have the ability to to install without internet connectivity and a Microsoft Account. blogs.windows.com/windows-insider/2…
We’re removing the bypassnro.cmd script from the build to enhance security and user experience of Windows 11. This change ensures that all users exit setup with internet connectivity and a Microsoft Account.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 27/03/2025
Lmao 🤣 savages
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