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StaticTear 🅅

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I humbly present my #Apple #Network #Meme

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Reddit is dragging him

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Skeet of a brown chihuahua shitting on a confederate flag follow followed by A skeet from swiftonsecurity admitting to the act

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

A 4 panel coming with an alligator and a goat watching a new television and in the last panel the alligator thinks it’s weird and the goat declares it’s his new personality

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Know your threat model

FlorkOfCows Comic. The main character uses their flipper zero to turn on any wireless vibrators in the are thinking it would embarrass women and instead turns on his male friends prostate vibrator making his friend collapse from orgasms on top of him

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

The man from the meme “the worst person you know made a good point”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

@medus4.com escaped containment for all the best reasons 🤣🤣🤣

A screenshot of an old post from Medus4 with the text below in the subreddit love memes

“I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods
NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity.
We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons.
I never corrected him.
I regret nothing.”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Also:

Meme with a picture of a phone, keys, wallet and cat. There are percentages listed for anxiety levels for each

Phone - 90%
Keys - 85%
Wallet - 95%
Brown Tabby Cat - 220%

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Chihuahua snoot with one bottom left snagged tooth

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a great point

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Starship troopers with the “hive mind” bug. The bug is “cybersecurity companies”, the facist military scientist is the “Trump administration” with the scientist saying “it’s afraid of losing government contracts”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Maybe this is a line of thought to track down (not mine)

Also note that the tariffs are not broken down by country, they're broken down by top level internet domain.
It's why islands that are populated entirely by penguins (the .hm domain) and why the Diego Garcia military base on BIOT (.io) are listed, also why Reunion (.re) and Gibraltar (gi) are listed separately from France & the UK.
They 100% used an LLM to generate this list and didn't catch the mistake because they're all dumb as rocks.

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

We’re so cooked

A car taken to a mechanic had a generative AI search result output instructing the mechanic what needs to be checked

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Are you ready!?

Picture of a breathalyzer with a Reddit thread for 2023 with the title of “RAM 1500: Official Trunk of DUI”

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

When #WH40K meets #BSky #40Ksky

Alfs head on an Alpha Legion Astartes holding a sword two handed with an angel wing behind him

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

@swiftonsecurity.com this interesting sounding potential race condition may interest you www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/s...

We have just stumbled upon the below scenario:
AD tiering: We restrict access in TierO, Tier1 and Tier2 (https://www.truesec.com/security/active-directory-tiering) by using these GPO settings:
Comp->Windows Settings->Security Settings->Local policies: Deny log on through Terminal Services (and batch job/service/locally). We deny a handful of BUILTIN groups like DOMAIN|Domain Admins to logon on T1/T2 servers for example.
When we now are deploying Windows Server 2025 (yes, we also believe it is not ready for prod, too much problems..) with the new OSConfig we have found out that the default values that are triggered by OSConfig Drift Control breaks the AD tiering because it overrides using this setting:
"UserRightsDenyRemoteDesktopServicesLogOn
CCE-36867-0 Deny log on through Remote
Desktop Services
•/Vendor/MSFT/
Policy Config/UserRights/ DenyRemoteDesktopServicesLogOn String
*5-1-5-32-546"
The SID is the "Guests" default group.. So there is a
"race condition" between the AD Tiering GPO and the OSConfig Drift Control which makes the deny of
DOMAIN| Domain Admins to be removed when the OSConfig Drift Control reverts the AD Tiering GPO settings and so on..
Any ideas of to solve it? We are evaluating to add more SIDs than the "Guests" that OSConfig den default, but the SIDs are unique per domain for some of them

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I feel called out

4 drinks on a desk

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Reddit Post:
“During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.”

Top reply:
“The FLAVOR zone is the scientific term.”

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Nothing to see here

A tweet from chat got of a black sun in the sky over rows and a similar picture from a Magic the Gathering card with the text on the card saying “Destroy all creatures. They can’t be regenerated “

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Just made me think of this that someone shared in a discord I’m in lol

A Twitter post from Dave Kennedy with the text: “So my sleep number bed sprung a small tiny leak in it, while I get time to get replacement parts I was finding I was sinking in the bed slowly at night and messing up my sleep.
What did I do?
Find an undocumented api call that now runs on a cron job on a Linux server that inflates my bed every 15 mins.
Ftw.”

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Sometimes it’s hard to distill something down to one sentence but this pretty much sums up a good part of Democratic leadership at this point.

Al Green standing with his cane at the 2025 State of the Union address

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Comic about EU and UK agreeing on hating Trump over Ukraine

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Huh wonder if this portal accepts all forms and has rate limiting

U.S. Department of Education Launches "End DEI" Portal
WASHINGTON - Today, the U.S. Department of Education launched EndDEl.Ed.Gov, a public portal for parents, students, teachers, and the broader community to submit reports of discrimination based on race or sex in publicly-funded K-12 schools.
The secure portal allows parents to provide an email address, the name of the student's school or school district, and details of the concerning practices. The Department of Education will use submissions as a guide to identify potential areas for investigation.
"For years, parents have been begging schools to focus on teaching their kids practical skills like reading, writing, and math, instead of pushing critical theory, rogue sex education and divisive ideologies— but their concerns have been brushed off, mocked, or shut down entirely," said Tiffany Justice, Co-Founder of Moms for Liberty.
"Parents, now is the time that you share the receipts of the betrayal that has happened in our public schools. This webpage demonstrates that President Trump's Department of Education is putting power back in the hands of parents."

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Trump on the outside of a group of world leaders, saying Ukraine should surrender and then someone from the group gives a thumbs up and then they keep ignoring him

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

lol

Trump on the outside of a group of European leaders, including Zelenskyy, where he yells “I command you to surrender”. Zelenskyy stands up and gives a thumbs up, then they go back to talking about defending Europe.

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Oh no the Cyber has found me!!!!!

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I need Gen Z Harry Potter read by Morgan Freeman

THE BOY WHO WASN'T
UNALIVED
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, liked flexing that they very basic, thank u. Tbh they were the last people you'd think would be sus, because they were all fax no printer.
Mr. Dursley was adulting at a firm called Grunnings,
which made drills.
He was a dummy thicce (w/ three Cs) man with hardly any neck, although he had an absolute unit of a mustache.
Mrs. Dursley was a total Karen with zero chill and had hella neck, which came in very useful when she was stalking her neighbours and not minding her own.
The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley who they thought was the main character. The Dursleys were mostly thriving, but they also had lowkey tea which didn't pass the vibe check and their greatest fear was to get called out and cancelled. They were girlbossing too close to the sun and didn't think they could

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

R/Accounting truly understands the current situation and it couldn’t be described better. www.reddit.com/r/Accounting...

You go to the client site and spend 3 week demanding access to their systems. You send your staff of 19 year old racist hacker nepo-babies with no audit experience and no accounting degree to ask them only nonsensical questions because they don't understand accounting at all, much less the systems they use.
Immediately, you go to the board of directors and the press, proudly declaring you've found massive amounts of fraud, but not producing any documentation for 3rd party verification.
Then you gather the whole company together, stand in front of them and proudly declare that you're obviously not going to bat 1.000 and you've definitely made mistakes and will keep making them.
Oh, and by the way, you personally have multiple other business ventures of your own that have contracts with this company to the tune of millions of dollars per year.

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Iron warriors with the text “Nah I’d hit that…with artillery “

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons with a Philadelphia Eagles symbol on his chest with the top script “Philly fans regardless of the Super Bowl outcome” and the quote “Let’s tear this place apart!”

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

If @dildog.l0pht.com was a TechPriest in #WH40k

A techpriest from WarHammer 40k stated they recovered ancient technology and it’s a Garfield phone from the 90s

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Today’s the day!

Canadian Goose wings open with the “come at me bro pose” on a yellow back ground and green grass with the text “Fuck Aboot and Find Oot” which is the Canadian translation of “Fuck around and find out”. The flag design is inspired by or straight up mocking the alt rights love of the don’t tread on me me flag.

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Speaking of…

A screen capture of a report from right wing media propaganda showing a child hitting a piñata in the shape of a federal agent sent to impose racism on communities

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Dark Scottish Fold breed of Cat with glowing yellow eyes and the text “Assuming Control”.

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

TLDR of the current DeepSeek AI drama today

Iron Monger (Obidiah Stane) from Iron Man 1 beating his science team about how they can’t reproduce the iron man suit but instead the text is referencing US AI giants with the text “China was able to make this AI model with $6 million and a box of scraps

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Warhammer40K guardsmen riding in a truck turned around addressing you with the text “Hey, friend, listen. I know the galaxy is scary right now but… it’s going to get WAY worse.”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Typed ”old” into emojis annnnd

Emoji keyboard with “old” typed and emojis for a phone handset, numeric landline line phone, pager, floppy, vhs, ornate key, and printer

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

A Blacl Legion Chaos Space Marine with the text “Me: I won’t get all political. **3 DRINKS LATER** The emperor is false! Let the galaxy burn!”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Gotta get the coloring right too

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

A city skyline with mostly sky at dusk with Star Wars Scrolling text and the subtext “Thanks to less air pollution the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Warhammer 40K Imperial Solider with the text “Hey, friend, I know the Galaxy is scary right now but… it is going to get WAY worse.”

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) copying the exam of another person taking it because he has no clue. Dell is Mr Bean, the person actually excelling at the exam is labeled as Apple.

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

3 raccoons in a trench coat trying to act as garbage men to steal trash

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

All says TBD though. So while they are saying it’s happening there’s no timeframe. I saw that KB but the fact there’s no commitment is why I would disagree with you on this take.

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

The Renault is exquisite

Renault 5 Turbo 3E electric car. It’s a two door sports car with flared wheel wheels and aggressive front spoiler

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Wizard with an M16 and night vision goggles with the text “I may be out of spells, but I’m not out of shells”

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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

A bin man is just trying to collect bins early, totally not three raccoons in a trenchcoat

StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Horny Bonk Shiba Inu in Bleach form doing a Bankai that’s all bonk bats

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