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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 14/11/2025
🚨 MODERATION SCAM WARNING - DMs about account violations or moderation issues are scams. We don't handle moderation via DMs/external sites and would NEVER ask for your password, payment, or credit card details regarding moderation decisions. 6/10
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
…but Rad.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
So this is the Eiffel 65 of #WorldSeries ?
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I humbly present my #Apple #Network #Meme
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
roblox legit scares me more than any other platform www.404media.co/lawsuit-accu...
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Lawsuit Accuses a16z of Turning Roblox Into a School Shooter's Playground
The family of a dead teen girl said she'd still be alive if Roblox did a better job moderating its platform.
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Eerily 🎃 🔮 @millyrose.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
‘I've been pulled into a disciplinary meeting for saying robotic slurs at work’ www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...
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From the LegalAdviceUK community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the LegalAdviceUK community
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/07/2025
This thread is incredible.
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Jason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk)
.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Reddit is dragging him
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table .
Alt: Nathon Fillon in Firely stopping himself from trying to correct someone.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
MIGAs, like the mexican egg platter?
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
@microsoftlearn.bsky.social yall have been pushing the "applied skills" options, which in my sampling seem strong, but theres no Credly badges to link on your own platform, LinkedIn. Would love to see badges tied to a Credly profile so applied skills could be showcased and gain traction with HR.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Promoting weed huh!?? /s
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
He projects so hard.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The little LLM that could
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Fair, yeaaahhhhhhh
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ahhh okay I was about to be like…damn they full of shit takes
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Like all the same person?
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
That’s amazing! Congrats to your family!
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Make sure you get deep pocketed sheets and if you are a hot sleeper bamboo will change your life
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sippin' on gin* and juice** *water **more water
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Skeet of a brown chihuahua shitting on a confederate flag follow followed by A skeet from swiftonsecurity admitting to the act
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
He’s also weighing if it will expand his reach. It was a calculated but apparently he sucks at math.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
What doesn’t kill you gives you trauma
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Holy moly dude I hope you recover quickly and soon! Feel better!
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A 4 panel coming with an alligator and a goat watching a new television and in the last panel the alligator thinks it’s weird and the goat declares it’s his new personality
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
We totally discussed this before LOL. I had the same take then also. Basically enjoy what you enjoy, I’ll do mine, and we can talk about what we like in common instead lol
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
lol why do people care. This is coming from an OP fan.
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Fabian Bader @fabian.bader.cloud · 14/05/2025
The unified IdentityInfo table is the most comprehensive way to identify users and their attributes in the unified SOC experience. You have to onboard your Sentinel workspace AND enable UEBA to take advantage of this in advanced hunting. #xdr #sentinel
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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 13/05/2025
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
lol love to see one those tear up a cybertruck thinking it was a food dumpster
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Have you thought about dumpster diving to reconnect with your roots? Also hug that shit sucks
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Big SSL making so much money off securing data in transit, we must resist! What.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Your pets will always love you but your landlord never will. I do know some people who fell on rough times that had to do but usually they had visitations to try and stay connected.
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Like physically leapt on them? Because that sounds hilarious
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The jets, they yearn for the cold embrace of the ocean
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Know your threat model
FlorkOfCows Comic. The main character uses their flipper zero to turn on any wireless vibrators in the are thinking it would embarrass women and instead turns on his male friends prostate vibrator making his friend collapse from orgasms on top of him
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
@r0wdy.sk33t.expert
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Only way this could get better is if it had a Muskrat quote attached to it
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Top Tier LinkedIn thought leader bullshit on my TL before 10am oooo yeah that’s good shit right there
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a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .
Alt: a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed smelling the air
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Just like how TSA basically devolved into a federal work program more than an actual control
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
Alt: a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
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Nathan McNulty @nathanmcnulty.com · 06/05/2025
I've been building a "Cliff's Notes" version of the docs for deploying the Defender XDR stack, and during the process I discovered how good the new setup guides are 🔥 Even if you have already deployed the solution, might be worth a review :) setup.cloud.microsof...
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Some days I’m like man I miss certain people over there the. I see this
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The man from the meme “the worst person you know made a good point”
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Dudes a mob boss, he’ll just use it as leverage to not put his ass away
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Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“The first song that you love, that your parents hate, is the beginning of the soundtrack of your life.” —John Waters
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Cannibal 🦙 @elcannibal.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Made an insert for a Zippo that holds 2 Yubikeys. If you print one let me know how it fits and which printer you used. Files are available on printables: www.printables.com/model/128385...
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StaticTear 🅅 @statictear.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
That’s amazing congratulations!!!!
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