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skater clam of the skies

@stakethisclaim.bsky.social
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foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk.

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Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 13h
Come… marvel at my Shrimp Creations
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 12h
One of the small things I quibbled with when I read Magnifica Humanitas was that Leo didn’t address this topic directly. Very satisfying to see it happen, and with clarity. Notice that he doesn’t fall into the trap of calling the images produced by machine learning “art”.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, have mercy.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a decent chance i will hear an ai song at some point and like it. but then when i learn it's ai i won't like it anymore and i don't really think this is hypocritical or whatever. the point of art to me is the humanness and soul put into it. if thats not there i don't like it
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RACHEL HAS GONE TO THE CONTAINER STORE FOR STORAGE BINS AND IS DOING USEFUL PURGING.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May have found an absolutely outstanding source for Miyuki Delicas 😈
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can bet money gussets were involved in every major point.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of ick responses to Fulton Sheen’s jawbone! Understandable, but worth getting past. Here’s an article I wrote about why Catholics are the way we are about bones and such. www.oursundayvisitor.com/relics-may-b...
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn this is perfect…
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Mouse Riding a Miniature Motorcycle
ALT: Mouse Riding a Miniature Motorcycle
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ooh my dog... oh long john oh long johnson... oh don piano
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who the fuck decided to put a door lock on a damn microwave?????
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SHIPPING LABEL CREATED SHOULD NOT GENERATE AN EMAIL TO THE CUSTOMER SAYING THEIR ITEM IS SHIPPED IT IS A LIE AND LIARS ARE BAD
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when my children tell me they can't find their shoes and they're exactly where I said they would be:
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Dennie Edwards @dennieedwards.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waiting for oil companies to report record profits.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can talk shit about Texas all you want, but we have some of the coolest spiders ever.
Spiny orb weaver (Gasteracantha cancriformis) building her web between two oak trees, with a slate colored shingle roof in the backgroundZipper spider/yellow garden spider (Argiope aurantia) resting in her web with crepe myrtle leaves in the background
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO KNOW LESS ABOUT EVERYONE IN PUBLIC LIFE
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You want me to do WHAT???
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me reading my mentions
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/09/2026
Hey team I’m gonna need you to stop everything and look at the sewing machine my husband just brought home.
The most gorgeous handpainted Singer sewing machine I’ve ever seen
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Theresa Zoe Williams @theresazoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You might remember our friend Emmy from WCT. She is in a medical crisis caused by insurance. They’re trying to kill her. Info in the graphic. Venmo me and every cent goes to her. venmo.com/u/theresazoe
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we live in a world of vague inscrutable threats
Instagram notification reading: "Meta accounts are coming to Instagram. You'll be updated to yours soon."
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She looks like Betty Newbie.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one told me that marinating vegetables with a legit vacuum chamber sealer was like usiny a cheat code for Sims???? Veggies marinated in the space of SECONDS!
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fatboy is required to do 20 minutes of reading a night now for school. He's okay with fiction, but primarily he wants to read about cars and supercars and racecars and vintage cars and antique cars and So I'm going to lean in and get him books on how to build cars and how engines work.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
General public: We can't afford gas, groceries, or healthcare, and we realyl dislike the whole "maybe we're at war today" and "maybe there is no constitution anymore" thing Kash Patel: WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TALENTED BUT ILL-USED VICTIMS OF BESTIALITY? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ordering five pounds of French green lentils like an ADULT and looking forward to ordering another five pounds of black lentils soon
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Searching my mind palace and immediately stubbing my toe on a big box of clutter
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🍂Helena🍁 @gohexyourself.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The guy across the street, who I am 99% certain has been drinking while yelling at the Lions game (can hear him) just came out with a flame thrower and tried to light a huge, old in shag bark hickory tree in his front yard on fire.
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Blake Smith @basmitharts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I could like these, but only if they were vastly different weights for no apparent reason.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cutlery designed to perform religious services in ancient Egypt.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah yes, would you like flatware that is simultaneously expensive; ugly; shaped wrong; and has the vibes of both weaponry AND plastic cutlery? THEN DO I HAVE THE SET FOR YOU
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unexpectedly given an afternoon to myself, so I'm going to put on music as loud as possible and do more work on the quilt top 🥳🥳🥳
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Truly spectacular lightning here right now.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Inside you are three wolves, all of them are divorced limp dicked chuds.
A cybertruck wheel with a logo featuring 3 snarling wolf headsA cybertruck backed into a parking spot, badly.
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dido, lamenting 🥀🔥💀🪦💔 @princessdido.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There was a fucking YouTube ad that interrupted the national anthem. Nothing could be more American than interrupting a display of our unfulfilled national aspirations with a noisy, greedy ad.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
amazing section headers
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Nicolas Cage Bows with Respect
ALT: Nicolas Cage Bows with Respect
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My sewing kids asked to make dresses for the stuffed animal of a friend. Naturally, we are all making custom gowns.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Am I buying nail products specifically to do my niece's nails? Yes. Do I feel bad about it? Absolutely not.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Took the kids to Medieval Times, and Babygirl screamed herself hoarse for the Black & White Knight. She came by her ultra-competitiveness naturally. 💅💅💅
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AI reliance gets you into it, AI reliance should have to get you out of it. Everyone wins a FAFO prize. Normie has to rescue you, you have to film a PSA about it.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Never lived in Virginia. But it is extremely funny to me because this also tracks with how no one could place where I came from when I worked in a call center.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah, so just a quick trip to PR, then?
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Don't let anyone tell you that you can't just add more cats in more colors, shapes, and sizes than what the pattern calls for. Because you can.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Another day of wondering if my children are old enough to watch Young Frankenstein.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 01/09/2026
really wish that instead of inventing a chatbot that could talk you into killing yourself, we'd spent some of the last decade grappling with the complicated tangle of digital ownership.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Breaking down and fixing sewing machines means I'm looking at my mixer guts and going, "honestly, that looks easy."
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dear universe: I would like more good lentil recipes, if possible? Pls assist. ♥️
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