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skater clam of the skies

@stakethisclaim.bsky.social
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foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk.

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Just Norm @norminator.bsky.social · 7h
Cuck coding is a MUCH better term
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Just Norm @norminator.bsky.social · 10h
How long before those jets go off because of a bumpy road and yeets someone off a cliff
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 20h
Pope Leo in message for World Food Day: “Hunger cannot be considered a statistical anomaly, for it is caused mainly by a lack of political will and collective charity.”
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 15/10/2026
Tweet from @wwxwashere

AI killed my imposter syndrome. I now fully believe i'm objectively better and smarter than all the people who need AI to do anything
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WHY are irresponsible behatted guardians NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE and why is this behavior not getting the attention of the authorities!!!!!
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The (newer) Curious George books talk a big talk about naughty monkeys who run amok and get into messy mischief in public places but there's never a word of blame for the yellow-hatted guardian who never explains rules to his ward and immediately abandons him whenever they go anywhere 😑
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Turns out the habit I made for Babygirl last year still fits pretty well aside from the veil, so we're just going to reuse that one! 🥳🥳
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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
massive win for the "I dont need my fridge to have firmware" crowd
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dancing Cowboy Kid
ALT: Dancing Cowboy Kid
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Replacing old cutting mats SHOULD be something I consider a basic thing in my craft room, but it feels like a luxury because it's so NICE
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She takes "outmodes" (basically poors) and melts them down for scrap to make new parts. Institutional murder, understood by all, acknowledged by none.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's the overarching villain in the movie Robots, which has Ewan McGregor, Robin Williams, Halle Berry, Greg Kinnear, Amanda Bynes, Mel Brooks, Jennifer Coolidge, Stanley Tucci, and Jim Broadbent. It is absolutely hysterical, and Mme Gasket is BRILLIANT
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno, it's giving Madame Gasket vibes to me
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Robots Madame Gasket
ALT: Robots Madame Gasket
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my private students sends me pictures of her finished projects, and it makes me so happy 😭
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thinkin' bout her again 🥺
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"
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Hannah 👻 Ghostie 👻 @hgokie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 4th grader is learning the recorder and their first song was Hot Cross Buns. Now they’ve moved on to Eye of the Tiger. So not only do I get to listen to that on recorder, everyone in my house is singing it all the time
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There were five in mine this morning, and my brain is SO quiet.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How many shots of espresso does it take before your latte transforms into expresso?
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
ALT: Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For wrent
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning at Mass when everyone greets each other before the processional I shook the hand of the only blind man in our parish and said, "It's good to see you."
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna be honest, this looks like the soft part of Velcro.
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Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come… marvel at my Shrimp Creations
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the small things I quibbled with when I read Magnifica Humanitas was that Leo didn’t address this topic directly. Very satisfying to see it happen, and with clarity. Notice that he doesn’t fall into the trap of calling the images produced by machine learning “art”.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, have mercy.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a decent chance i will hear an ai song at some point and like it. but then when i learn it's ai i won't like it anymore and i don't really think this is hypocritical or whatever. the point of art to me is the humanness and soul put into it. if thats not there i don't like it
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, actually. Literally not ever do I want that, I would like to remain respecting them.
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RACHEL HAS GONE TO THE CONTAINER STORE FOR STORAGE BINS AND IS DOING USEFUL PURGING.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT DRIVES ME CRAZY
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cybertruck. At least you can do things with the other truck.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤤🤤🤤
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May have found an absolutely outstanding source for Miyuki Delicas 😈
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curséd gift
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, I have approximately 9000 linen squares I need to be doing, so obviously I started making Fatboy a Very Tiny Backpack yesterday. We do not judge on this here timeline!!
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucka
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You got 'em.
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can bet money gussets were involved in every major point.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of ick responses to Fulton Sheen’s jawbone! Understandable, but worth getting past. Here’s an article I wrote about why Catholics are the way we are about bones and such. www.oursundayvisitor.com/relics-may-b...
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn this is perfect…
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Mouse Riding a Miniature Motorcycle
ALT: Mouse Riding a Miniature Motorcycle
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ooh my dog... oh long john oh long johnson... oh don piano
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a dude on Reddit who has apparently figured out how to remove it, and I just MIGHT
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AGREED
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who the fuck decided to put a door lock on a damn microwave?????
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SHIPPING LABEL CREATED SHOULD NOT GENERATE AN EMAIL TO THE CUSTOMER SAYING THEIR ITEM IS SHIPPED IT IS A LIE AND LIARS ARE BAD
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skater clam of the skies @stakethisclaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol nope nope nope if that were me I would literally light the entire party on fire before I voted for him.
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